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AWF Mayhem
2004-01-22, 02:57 AM
Back Up, by 12 Stones brings the all new Mayhem on the air!

*Pyro ignites the Joe Louis Arena…

JFA: We are live from the sold out Joe Louis Arena, home of the Detroit Redwings…and this is Mayhem. We are just days away from Edge of Survival and tonight, we have 2 big matches, some interviews and the drawing of the Number 30 slot in the Rumble…but right now, lets go backstage to Keith Kincaid! Keith!

Backstage Keith Kincaid has gotten Morpheus for an interview.

KK: Morpheus, Edge of Survival is just around the corner and...

Morpheus: Edge of Survival? It's been almost a year. It's been almost a year since Silly Cow was injured and had to go away. Almost a year... and he's return isn't anywhere nearer than then! I tried to help but it seems I've only made it worse. At one time, he was getting better. But then, I made a mistake. And another mistake. I've made nothing but mistakes! It's going to change soon. It has to.

KK: You are one of the 30 participants in the Royal Rumble match this sunday. The winner will receive a title shot at Archivemania. Already a number of AWF superstars have stated that their goal is winning the Rumble match. What do you say?

Morpheus: Will it matter? Will anyone care? I know what they think of me, what they are saying. And I try not to care. It's hard.

At Edge of Survival I could prove something. I could prove to Silly Cow that I could help him return. I could prove to the fans that I am not a monster. I could prove to the other wrestlers that I am not a freak!Just by winning the Rumble, I could prove all that. But it won't be easy. There will be 29 other wrestlers in that ring. Most of them deserve the win more than I do. Most of them are better wrestlers than I am. Most of them are better men than I am. But I need the win more than they do. If I intend to win I need to be more. I need to be able to destroy them. I need to be able to destroy all of them. I need to be a monster... this one time. But by winning, I can make it all better.

Just... by... winning.
Keith: There you guys have it…back to you Joey!

Viewfind v Xille

Flec: Freak…
Joey: Wow…The upcoming match is pitting Xille, the newest addition to the AWF roster up against battle hardened, and former AWF Champion, Viewfind. I can't say I envy the kid.

Flec: Oh, that's not the best part. Viewfind called in a favor or two for this one.

Joey: Which means what?

Flec: He's managed to get Brave Maxx banned from ringside!

Joey: Well, I can't say that's a bad thing, so long as the GPA is also banned from ringside.

Flec: Don't count on it, Joey. Don't count on it.

Joey: Xille making his way to the ring. Decent response from the crowd this time. They really were impressed by his debut match against Ravage. He gave the AWF veteran a run for his money.

Flec: Yeah, but the GPA always gets the money. Don't forget that Joey. You own then $50, don't you?

Joey: We're working out an installment plan. “High Wire Escape Artist” is fading out now, and we're set for Viewfind to make his way to the ring.

Flec: And there he is, Blingzilla himself. Man, does he buy from the Mr. T collection? Nice.

Joey: Viewfind is being accompanied to the ring by none other than Ravage. This does not bode well for Xille.

Flec: Nothing bodes well for that man. Look at how Viewfind towers over him, and Viewfind isn't even in the ring! Ha, I kill myself.

Joey: Xille may not be the largest competitor in the AWF, but he's hardly that small. Referee rings the bell, and the match is underway. Viewfind tries to go high with a right hand. Xille ducks the punch, swings behind Viewfind, and he manages to trip up the GPA leader. Viewfind down on the mat, and Xille's trying to take advantage with a reverse Achilles tendon hold. He's trying to work on keeping Viewfind off his vertical base.

Flec: I've said it before, everyone's the same size down on the mat. If Xille can keep Viewfind off of his feet, be just might manage to survive long enough to say uncle. See. Viewfind is just too strong. He's broken the hold though simple will power.

Joey: That and a cheap rake of the eyes. Xille's only stopped momentarily. He's lifting Viewfind up, slips on a side head lock. I wonder if the kid knows where to go from here?

Flec: I guess not. He's just trying to keep a hold of Viewfind's head. He's not going to tap from that. Ahh, better. Viewfind just chucked Xille across the ring. Kid's lucky he landed on his feet and not his neck.

Joey. Xille trying to gain momentum off the ropes. Big clothesline just staggers Viewfind, but it doesn't knock him down. Xille goes for a second clothesline, again staggering the former champ. Will one more attempt do it?

Flec: No. Xille tried going to the well one to many times, and Viewfind was ready. Hip toss sends the kid hard to the outside. Ahh, looks like Viewfind's taken the moment to chat with the ref about all of Xille's hair pulling.

Joey: Yeah, all none of it. With the ref distracted, Ravage is making his move. He lifts the kid up, and drops him hard across the railing. Xille, despite the obvious pain, is trying to fight back with several elbows to the face.

Flec: Big bad Rav just sent the kid down to the floor with a massive clubbing blow to the back of the head. And that wasn't the good kind of blow to the head if you catch my drift.

Joey: Unfortunately, I do. Ravage picks Xille up to deposit him back into the ring. Ouch. Xille landed all of that low blow. Ravage is down and probably out of the matchup.

Flec: That was one cheap shot. Ravage didn't deserve that.

Joey: He had no business being out here! How can you say he didn't deserve that? He attacked Xille. If anything Viewfind should be disqualified.

Flec: Hey, I don't see Ravage banned from ringside, do you? Thought not. Think of this as a lumberjack match with only one lumberjack.

Joey: Well, the lumberjack got felled. Xille is back in the ring, quick tie up by Viewfind. He sends the kid into the ropes. Clothesline ducked by Xille. Going back to the ropes again, Xille charges Viewfind, who drops to the mat under his feet. Xille's back off the ropes a third time, and gets hit with a high knee from Viewfind.

Flec: Three is not this kid's lucky number. Snap suplex followed by the pin only gets a 2. It's a shame, because I could really use a bathroom break.

Joey: Go and leave me in peace! Viewfind looks for a backdrop, but he telegraphed it a bit too much. Xille counters with a jaw breaker followed by an inverted atomic drop. Viewfind's hurt, but powers out of the cover after only a one count.

Flec: It's a shame, because now I really need to go. I think I had one too many beers. Xille going up top. I think he's going for an The Lobotomy. It's kind of a Hogan leg drop, but it doesn't suck nearly as much.

Joey: Xille's perched on the turnbuckle. I don't think he's going to try the Lobotomy with Viewfind back on his feet. Looks like a suicide body splash! OH, poor kid was caught in mid air by Viewfind. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Xille could have a ruptured disk.

Flec: Viewfind's not one to take any chances Joey. He's lifting him up for the Philly pimp drop, and there it is. Cover and fairly easy win for Viewfind.

Joey: You have to admit that Xille put up an impressive fight. More than anyone could have expected.

Flec: Yeah, but he was no match for Blingzilla. Now move, I've got to go...

Powerman 5000’s “Drop The Bombshell” is heard, and the custom Harley Davidson owned by the Mad Bomber rolls down the ramp and parks at its edge. Arcee and Bombers get off of it and make their way into the ring.

Bombshell: “Hey, everyone. Sorry for interrupting the broadcast, but I felt that I needed to speak about something more important than the drivel that just happened.”

‘Flec: “Thanks a lot, Bombers. That last match was a pain to watch.”

Joey: “You say that about every match.”

‘Flec: “Yeah, but this time I mean it.”

Joey: “You said that last time, too.”

Bombshell: “Hey! Tweedle Dumb And Tweedle Dumber! Do ya think that you two donkeys can cork your holes for a second to let me get my two cents out?”

‘Flec: “Yes, sir, Mr. Bombers!”

Joey: “Jackass.”

Bombshell: “Thank you. Now, as I was saying, as I’m sure you chumps realize, this Sunday, the Mad Bomber goes up against that worthless sack of money feces called God Jinrai, in what is probably the most dangerous match in the history of this industry: the Inferno match.”

Joey: “No doubt about it, folks. The only way to win such a match would be to set your opponent on fire.”

‘Flec: “I can imagine worse ways to spend a Sunday night. Done most of them, too.”

Bombshell: “Now, I know that most of you Americans have the attention span of a cokehead, so I figured I’d show you some video footage of what to expect this Sunday. Yo, teamsters! Roll the clip!”

*A video package is shown, showcasing the Inferno matches that have happened in the past, specifically highlighting the
Undertaker vs. Kane fight at Unforgiven in April 1998.*

Bombshell: “Yeah. Now that you’ve been brought up to speed, allow me to show you all what God Jinrai has in store for him. You can bring it down now.”

‘Flec: “What’s he up to, Styles?”

Joey: “Beats me, but there are two men bringing a crate down to the ramp… and wisely hightailing it out of there as Bombers comes out of the ring to inspect it.”

‘Flec: “What’s he got in there?”

Bombshell: “Now, I’m sure most of you are wondering what’s in here. Let’s find out, shall we?”

Joey: “Bombshell opening up the crate now…I don’t think that there’s anything in there, ‘Flec.”

‘Flec: “Gee, you think?”

Bombshell: “Don’t see anything, do you? No, you don’t need to eat more veggies…although that would help a great deal…”

Joey: “Crowd’s taking a bit of an exception to that.”

‘Flec: “Truth hurts, doesn’t it?”

Joey: “That’s debatable…and…what’s Bombshell doing?! He’s grabbed one of our cameramen! And he’s tossing him into the crate! And now she’s looking under the ring for something…she’s taking out a gas can…I don’t think I like where she’s going with this, ‘Flec.”

‘Flec; “Neither do I. Hey, wait! We actually agree on something?!”

Joey: “First time for everything. And now Bombshell taking something…is that…a pack of matches! Bombshell has a pack of matches!”

‘Flec: “I didn’t know he had taken up smoking.”

Joey: “You can’t honestly believe that’s why he has those, do you?”

‘Flec: “I believe what I choose to believe.”

Joey: “Hardly a surprise.”

Bombshell: “Better step away, love. Don’t want you to get burned.”

Joey: “And now Arcee moving up the ramp…and Bombshell lighting the matches…oh, god! He can’t be doing what I think he’s going to be doing!”

‘Flec: “Good god, Bombers! Don’t do it!”

Bombshell: “GET OUT THE BUNS, FOLKS! WE’RE HAVING BARBEQUE TONIGHT!”

Joey: “Bombers drops the matches..OH, MY GOD! THERE’S A MAN ON FIRE! BOMBSHELL SET A MAN ON FIRE!”

‘Flec: “GET THE EMT’S! GET SECURITY! GET AQUAMAN!”

Bombshell: “Take note, Jinrai! This weekend, that happens to you!”

As Bombshell and Arcee climb back onto Bombers hog and speed off, EMT’s come down, one armed with a fire extinguisher, to attend to the burned cameraman.

Joey: “Good god! I can’t believe what I’ve just seen…folks, we gotta take a break!”

30 Men…

One ring…

All vying for their shot…at Immortality!

January 25, 2004…Madison Square Garden…Edge of Survival!

JFA: Well folks we are back and I understand that the lovely Lisa Lovelace is backstage and Mr. Reilly is about to draw the name of the Number 30th contestant!
Lisa: Mr. Reilly, whenever you are ready sir!
Reilly: Thank you Lisa…ladies and gentlemen…the 30th participant in the Royal Rumble at Edge of Survival will be…no…that isn’t possible! HOW THE HELL COULD THIS BE?

*Mr. Reilly looks furious as Mr. Waugh reads the piece of paper and falls back in his chair*

Lisa: Mr. Reilly, what’s wrong?
Reilly: Nothing…just…something I’ll have to get to the bottom of…that’s all…

Tag Team Number One Contenders Match: The NWA (Divebomb & P?) Vs. Auros & Bombshell Vs. God Jinrai & Quick Switch

Flec: SO!?! WHO IS IT?!?
Joey: I don’t know…but Mr. Reilly didn’t seem pleased!

JRA: “Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for one fall… and the winning team will be the number one contenders to the AWF Tag Team Championship! Introducing first…”

As ‘Bring Me To Life’ echoes through the Joe Louis Arena, Jinrai makes his way to the ring. However, his entrance is cut short when Bombshell’s motorcycle comes screaming down the ramp behind him. Jinrai dives out of the way, and ends up in the crowd where he is suddenly clubbed by Auros; who throws Pyre Convoy back onto the ramp before hopping the barrier after him.

Joey: “And Auros is doing one of those Mexican hat dances… all over Jinrai! And wait… HERE’S QUICK SWITCH!”

Jinrai’s tag team partner hurries toward the ring area, and knocks down Auros with a spinning heel kick on the steel ramp. Auros’ head hits with a thump as Bombshell delivers a big boot to the face of QS. As Bombers makes a move to grab Jinrai, Divebomb and his fellow Norwegian With Attitude club him down as they come sprinting to the ring. Divebomb’s advantage lasts all of four seconds before Bombers smacks him out of the way and begins to pummel Jinrai. Auros squares off with P? as Divebomb and QS go at it. The bell rings as Auros and P? drag each other into the ring.

The two trade blows all the way into a corner, at which point Auros manages to whip P? across the ring. As Auros runs in to follow up, P? dives out of the way and Auros hits the turnbuckles sternum-first, and is caught with a belly-to-back suplex as he staggers backwards out of the corner. As P? covers him, however, Quick Switch lives up to his namesake and drags the NWA member to the outside to pummel him. Divebomb takes offence to this, and nails the US native with a hard forearm to the back.

As Auros gets to his feet, he stares at the outside in disbelief. Not for long, however, as P? rushes him with a hard clothesline. The crowd are slightly puzzled by the absence of Jinrai and Bombshell from the match, but continue to watch as Divebomb and P? work over the Mexican with some tandem offence before the referee manages to get Divebomb to step onto the apron. QS jumps onto the opposite corner shortly after, as P? whips Auros across the ring.

Joey: “We apologise for this folks… Bombshell and Jinrai are slated to be part of this contest, but they’ve just slinked off into the back, beating the living hell out of each other. So… for the time being… this match appear to be Quick Switch Vs. Auros Vs. The NWA.”

‘Flec: “A Triple Threat Handicap match? That’s gotta be a first, right?”

Joey: “I’m not certain, but you might be right about that…”

P? whips Auros across the ring, and tags Divebomb as El Chingador hits the strands opposite. Divebomb catches him in position for a Samoan drop, then proceeds to drop him with a modified spinebuster. He covers the fallen Mexican, and the count is interrupted by a running Senton splash from Quick Switch.

‘Flec: “What’s Quick Switch doing?”
Joey: “I’m damned if I know… maybe there is some alternative structure to the rules with having two single competitors facing a tag team… the referee doesn’t appear to be trying to usher Quick Switch out of the ring… P? back in now as well…”

P? rushes Quick Switch with a clothesline attempt, but QS ducks and hits a stunning neckbreaker on the Canadian. As P? slumps to the outside, Divebomb is hauling up Auros for a suplex attempt. As he holds Auros up at the pinnacle of the arc, Switch hits the ropes and comes back with a running leg drop onto Divebomb’s face as he drops Auros to the mat. Divebomb rolls off, clutching his face, as QS makes a cover. He gets two before the shoulder of El Chingador shoots off the canvas.

Joey: “Two count for Switch on that exchange… remember folks, Quick Switch and Jinrai bested the Tag Team champions at ‘Meltdown’ in a non-title match… likewise, Blood & Thunder bested the NWA for the belts and defended them against the Canadian playaz from the GPA on a number of occasions…”
‘Flec: “You mean like the time Wolfang got mauled by Divebomb and P? while Zarak was stuck in their dressing room? I loved that match… or, or the one where Jetfire interfered and got them disqualified…”
Joey: “I think in future, I’ll be the one giving history lessons thank you very much…”

As the action continues in the ring, Divebomb gets blasted with a missile dropkick from QS before he, in turn, gets slammed to the mat with a full-nelson slam from P? and then the NWA member gets blasted with a crushing release German suplex from Auros. Auros takes a moment to antagonize the crowd before Divebomb rushes him and sends him to the mat with a knee to the gut. Divebomb goes to grab the Mexican for a pin, but Auros quickly turns the move into a schoolboy roll-up complete with a handful of tights and one foot on the bottom rope. Fortunately, P? has recovered enough of his bearings to stomp on the head of El Chingador to stop the three-count from going down. He picks up the Mexican, and whips him to the ropes opposite as Quick Switch runs in to deliver a spinning heel kick.

P? ducks the kick attempt, and as he drops Auros with a spinebuster, the lights go out. There isn’t much noise, but at the end of it all four participants are lying in a heap in the middle of the ring, with each person’s head resting on the arms of two other combatants in a rough facsimile of a diamond. Not knowing what else to do, the referee counts three on every one.

Joey: “What’s going on?”
‘Flec: “How the hell should I know?”
Joey: “Noah Ordak has counted everyone down… and called for the bell…we still don’t know where the hell Jinrai and Bombshell went… wait, here comes the decision…”

JRA: “Ladies and gentlemen… the referee has informed me that… due to extenuating circumstances… he has no alternative but to rule this match as a draw!”

‘Flec: “WHAT?”
Joey: “So there are three teams in the running for Blood & Thunder’s tag team titles… we have no idea how this went down, folks… but right now, we’ve found Jinrai and Bombshell… and we’re gonna take you to that right now…”

Backstage

Jinrai is busted open above the left eye, and Bombshell is cut across the top of his right arm. Bombshell rams Jinrai’s head into a wall and drops him with a belly-to-back suplex before proceeding to stomp on him. As Bombshell throws a couple of referees away, Jinrai shakes a few cobwebs away and catches the foot of the Mad Bomber as it comes down to stomp on his chest again. He throws the foot into the air, sending Bombshell falling backwards onto the floor as he gets to his feet. He hauls the Mad Bomber up from the floor and hurls him back to it with a gorilla press slam.

He picks up Bombers again, and hits him with a shortarm clothesline. He keeps hold of the arm, and hunches to haul up Bombshell for a belly-to-back suplex. As he brings the Canuck into position for the move, he snaps Bombshell forward at speed straight through a plasterboard wall. As the dust clears, Jinrai goes to grab Bombshell out but is pulled into the dark room by the Mad Bomber. The referees on hand try to get into the room, as the camera shows Bombshell taking a crowbar to the fallen Jinrai.

*Commercial Break

The office of Commissioner Reilly

The Commissioner has the Tag Team Champions, Blood & Thunder, standing at (or in Wolfang’s case, sitting on) his desk.

Reilly: “Now… I don’t know what went down earlier. I don’t know whether you were part of it or not, and I don’t really care.”

Zarak: * sarcastically * “I’m shocked at that revelation…”

Wolfang: “Really?”

Zarak: “I still haven’t got sarcasm pinned down yet, have I?”

Reilly: “Are you going to shut up and listen or not?”

Wolfang: “I was thinking ‘not’…”

Reilly: “Look sunshine… I’ve still got pains in my back from you and your ‘special friend’ here sticking me in that… that… what’s that move called?”

Zarak: “The Nightmare?”

Reilly: “Yes, that. I’m not going to tolerate any of your bloody lip to go with it.”

Wolfang: “Can’t see where you have much say in that.”

Reilly: “Perhaps not… but what I do have a say in is this farce with those titles. You will defend those titles against the NWA… against Bombshell and Auros… and against Jinrai and Quick Switch… and you will do it when I say so. You might face them all at once… you might face them one at a time… but you will defend against all of them, mark my words.”

* Wolfang and Zarak glance at each other and smile at the Commissioner. *

Zarak: “Thanks boss…”

* Reilly stands there, gobsmacked, as the tag team champions leave his office smiling. *

Flec: What the…

Joey: Folks that is it for us tonight…and Mr. Reilly has been left dumbfounded here tonight…we don’t know the 30th Man…in fact we don’t know much of anything…we’ll have to wait until Sunday, we’ll see you from Madison Square Garden! GOOD NIGHT!

Cyberstrike nTo
2004-01-22, 03:51 AM
IC: The Archivetron flashes nTo and Immortal by
Adema plays and as the Joe Louis Arena goes dark a spot light hits the walkway and out steps Cyberstrike the crowd is on its feet with a mix of cheers and boos!

Styles: "It's CYBERSTRIKE HE'S BACK!"
Flec: "Who cares?"

Cyberstrike enter the ring and as the fans settle back in there feet before the creator and leader of the nTo get a mic.

Cs: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages the AWF
proudly presents it's new brand of xcitement the nTo!"

The crowd pops big!

Cs: "Ok enough of the bad BJ James impresnation!"

Flec: "Very bad!"

Cs: "Now the AWF is having a little show called Edge of Survival well after A. J. Styles did to that little peice of **** Jonny Fairplay
on TNA tonight.

The crowd pops bigger

Cs: "Yeah he power bombed that slime ball to hell. That's when I realized that's the AWF needed a little TNA of its own I mean hell
we have the NWA and we all know the WWE fears the AWF.
That's what the nTo is all about giving the fans the most Total
Nonstop Action of all time we've dominated ever federation we've
been in and now the nTo will bring the most TNA to the AWF and
we start next week when me and Cane take out an old friend of
mine D-Extreme!"

Suddenly "Deadly Game" hits the PA system and Cane stands on the ramp with a mic.

JS: "Cane Deathscream one half of the nTo!"

CD: "You know Cyber you have had some bad ideas before but by God this is NOT one them! But we both know that trash called
the GPA stands in our way as well as that drunken piece of trash
called Stone Cold Skywarp so what are we two going to do about that?"

Cyberstrike smiles

Cs: "Cane stop and think for a minute when have I ever led the nTo wrong next week on Mayhem we will debut the newest member of the nTo and the week after that another new member
so already the nTo is up to four so please don't worry about it."

CD: "Cyberstrike you had better deliver on this promise or otherwise that street fight we had in the X-WCW will seem like a day at the beach to you."

Cane walks back to the locker room.

Cs: "AWF the question is: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?"

Immortal by Adema plays as Cyberstrike walks to the back.


OOC: I forgot to PM this my bad. :wall:

Extreme_Kup
2004-01-22, 09:39 AM
D-Ex: OH LOOK! the nTo are back! I AM SO SCARED! REALLY I AM!...not! Cyberstrike you cowardly son of a bitch! What so the nTo are back? And they will do another round of cheap shots here and there?! HA! Now you say you guys will take me on a handicap match since I cant find a good enough partner? Well that will change cause as of tonight, I am walking towards Mr. Vaccaro's office and REQUEST a tag team partner so I can kick your slimey asses with a little help from someone kind enough to just sit there on the apron in my corner!

And as far as AJ Styles and Johnny Fairplay goes. D-Extreme is AJ, and the nTo are Johnny Fairplay which I shall powerbomb to the table! Now are YOU ready for that nTo?!

Viewfind
2004-01-22, 10:36 PM
Xille?

Hahaha!

Whoa!
I must be high or is cyber**** trying to talk **** on da GPA.
did you lean from dat last beat down you got from the NWA.

Xille
2004-01-23, 12:03 AM
I'm easy, Viewfind? Not as easy as your mama was.

I gave it my best against you Viewfind, but I guess that's not good enough right now. But, then again, who expected me to beat a former AWF champion? Now, that rump ranger Ravage, him I can beat, and I'll do so in the rumble. If he wants a match outside of that, it's up to him and the booking team.

Just remember. I am the future of this fed. Neither Ravage, Viewfind, nor anyone else is going to stop that from happening.

OOC: Another great mayhem. I cannot wait for the PPV!

Viewfind
2004-01-23, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by xille
I'm easy, Viewfind? Not as easy as your mama was.

I gave it my best against you Viewfind, but I guess that's not good enough right now. But, then again, who expected me to beat a former AWF champion? Now, that rump ranger Ravage, him I can beat, and I'll do so in the rumble. If he wants a match outside of that, it's up to him and the booking team.

Just remember. I am the future of this fed. Neither Ravage, Viewfind, nor anyone else is going to stop that from happening.

OOC: Another great mayhem. I cannot wait for the PPV!

See i like it when white boys know they role and know when they can't hang with the Find.

You want my man Rav? haha you sound just like yo momma

Xille
2004-01-23, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Viewfind
See i like it when white boys know they role and know when they can't hang with the Find.

You want my man Rav? haha you sound just like yo momma

Oh, now I can't "hang with the Find"? See, I thought I lost a match to a respectable athlete, not someone who looks down another worker for putting up one hell of a fight. You sound like a true former champion, Viewfind: All cranky 'cause the gold's gone.

Now "Find", why don't you stop with the verbal diarrhea and concentrate on the monster you're going to face at EOS? You remember him, right? He's the one you didn't dare have at ringside.

Oh, and I asked my mom about you and Ravage. And the slut says that although Ravage's package was on the smaller side, she had an even harder time "find"-ing yours.

Ravage
2004-01-23, 06:03 AM
What is that?

I hear something?

What is it? Oh its that little gnat Xille.

You know why don't you talk to me when you have some hair in your special places kid.

Otherwise, stay away from the GPA and me before you get hurt.

Divebomb
2004-01-23, 06:47 AM
*The camera comes on as we see Divebomb and P? talking about the match over a beer*

DB: "P? this **** is getting on my nerves."

P?: "Yeah dogg, every chance we get we get screwed."

DB: "Thats what I am saying. Blood and Thunder are either scared or stupid, I am still trying to figure out which one it is. I can't be sure it was them but who else would interfer in a match like that."

P?: "It's got to be them. Don't worry dude they will get what they deserve and we will be the ones to see to that."

DB: "Yeah we will. But until Reilly gives us our match we can't do anything about it. Blood and thunder have held those belts for far too long and haven't done anything to show they are champs. I mean when was the last time they defended them?"

P?: "Don't know man, but i think it's been awhile."

DB: "At least when we were the champs we didn't back down. We may not have had alot of title defences but we never backed away from a challenge. Oh well, enough with this lets go have some fun."

P?: "Yeah man lets get out of here."

*Divebomb and P? chug the rest of their beers and then divebomb snaps his fingers and two women come into the picture. Divebomb puts his arm around one and P? puts his arm around the other.*

DB: "Now this is what I am talking about."

P?: "Hells Yeah, so where we going?"

DB: "I don't know, lets go get the cars and then we'll give View a call and find out whats going on tonight."

P?: "Sounds good. Lets go."

DB: "Wait a minute, we need another beer for the road. (Divebomb tosses a beer to P? and then takes one for himself) There we go, now we are ready."

*The camera turns off as the NWA walk to the parking lot with the women*

Lord Zarak
2004-01-23, 01:36 PM
So, the boss seems to think that he was screwing us over? Well he was wrong. Not one of the three teams me and Wolfy are facing will beat us. After all, we are the champions, and we will prove ourselves worthy of the belts.

After all, no one else is.

Halfshell
2004-01-23, 04:32 PM
Y'know... Mayhem was missing something. I can't quite figure out what it was...

I mean, sure... good, solid performances all round. Very workmanlike, but... I don't know... it just seemed to lack any real Highlight.

But not to worry, because that'll be more than compensated for at Edge of Survival, when the Brendinio Heat burns through all the competition. Plenty of Highlights on the way... I needn't worry about the Game, I've already played and won that battle in the minds. But the Rumble... that's the tricky part.

But hey, I saw all others eliminated before me last year, I'll do the same again. History in the making folks - just more accolades in the pipeline for the most decorated man in AWF history: The Brendinio Heat, Sean O'Con.

Gruff
2004-01-23, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by xille


Just remember. I am the future of this fed. Neither Ravage, Viewfind, nor anyone else is going to stop that from happening.



IC:

thats copy right infringement right there sunshine!

OOC:

thats copy right infringement right there sunshine!

Xille
2004-01-23, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Gruff
thats copy right infringement right there sunshine!

Well, I have a couple of things to say about that, Gruffy.

First, I'm going to need a few more chairshots to the head before I believe that you're the future. Second, it was a simple statement that had nothing to do with you nor did it directly challenge your claim at being "the future". If you have a problem with it, you can go cry to yourself in the corner. Otherwise, leave me alone. I have no time for you.

Wolfang
2004-01-23, 11:31 PM
IC: Scared? Divebomb... you really are tripping if you think we're scared of you and your sputem-infested gangsta-wannabe buddy. Check the facts bitchboy; waaaaaay back on the 24th of August, Z and myself ran over you and P? and took these belts.

When you got a rematch, you tried to lock Z in the locker room and defeat me... alone... for these belts. That went awry quick after Z got out though, didn't it? Why? Because you two wore yourselves out tying to get my shoulders onto the mat fo three seconds and he wasted you.

And the outcome of our last encounter would have been no different if that idiot from Epsom hadn't stuck his nose in our business and got us disqualified.

You face us again man, we'll be happy to show you how scared we aren't of you and P? We'll face you and P?, we'll face Bombers and Auros, and we'll face Jinners and QS; two at a time or all together in one match, and the result will be the same; the only thing you'll see coming is the ref's hand for the third slap on the mat.

Xille
2004-01-24, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Ravage
What is that?

I hear something?

What is it? Oh its that little gnat Xille.

You know why don't you talk to me when you have some hair in your special places kid.

Otherwise, stay away from the GPA and me before you get hurt.

IC: What's next from you, Ravage? Fee fei fo fum? Yeah, I'm small. Whoop-de-sh**. You obviously don't seem to remember that you were the one down and out when you interfered in my last match. In fact, I'm pretty sure I hit you in your "special place". Is little Ravvy doing OK? Well, I'm sure Viewfind massaged it for you after the match and made it feel all better. At least, I hope so, because the next time you face me in the ring even big Ravage is going to feel the pain.

Oh, and that's the last time you ever refer to my "special place". You're creeping me out, hoss.

OOC: Gnat? Hilarious!

Viewfind
2004-01-24, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by xille
IC: What's next from you, Ravage? Fee fei fo fum? Yeah, I'm small. Whoop-de-sh**. You obviously don't seem to remember that you were the one down and out when you interfered in my last match. In fact, I'm pretty sure I hit you in your "special place". Is little Ravvy doing OK? Well, I'm sure Viewfind massaged it for you after the match and made it feel all better. At least, I hope so, because the next time you face me in the ring even big Ravage is going to feel the pain.

Oh, and that's the last time you ever refer to my "special place". You're creeping me out, hoss.

OOC: Gnat? Hilarious!

Whoa whoa!

You better not let yo momma hear you talking like that yo.

I don't want her to put you on time out.



HOLLA!

Ravage
2004-01-24, 04:37 AM
*Looks at a watch*

Hey school boy, I think the little yellow bus is coming.

You know Xille you got spunk I give you some credit for that.

But you are messing in the wrong yard small fry. You appernetly didn't see the sign that said "You must be this tall to wrestle*.

So I am giving you a chance to save yourself and your career don't **** with the GPA.

OOC Thanks :)

Xille
2004-01-24, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Viewfind
Whoa whoa!

You better not let yo momma hear you talking like that yo.

I don't want her to put you on time out.



HOLLA!

Originally posted by Ravage
*Looks at a watch*

Hey school boy, I think the little yellow bus is coming.

You know Xille you got spunk I give you some credit for that.

But you are messing in the wrong yard small fry. You appernetly didn't see the sign that said "You must be this tall to wrestle*.

So I am giving you a chance to save yourself and your career don't **** with the GPA.

Viewfind, there you go again, worrying about me instead of focusing on your own match. That's why you're going to get your rear handed to you on Sunday. Maybe, if you're lucky, Maxx will show you a little mercy. You'd probably have to beg for it, though. But then again, you're used to that.

Ravage, Ravage, Ravage. I'm messing in the wrong yard? Well, you're messing with the wrong munchkin, pantywaist. So why don't you drop that third Big Mac of yours, go lose a little weight, and remember that the next time you have something to say, shut up.

You can't keep up with X.

Cyberstrike nTo
2004-01-24, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Extreme_Kup
D-Ex: OH LOOK! the nTo are back! I AM SO SCARED! REALLY I AM!...not! Cyberstrike you cowardly son of a bitch! What so the nTo are back? And they will do another round of cheap shots here and there?! HA! Now you say you guys will take me on a handicap match since I cant find a good enough partner? Well that will change cause as of tonight, I am walking towards Mr. Vaccaro's office and REQUEST a tag team partner so I can kick your slimey asses with a little help from someone kind enough to just sit there on the apron in my corner!

And as far as AJ Styles and Johnny Fairplay goes. D-Extreme is AJ, and the nTo are Johnny Fairplay which I shall powerbomb to the table! Now are YOU ready for that nTo?!




IC: Bring it bitch!

StoneCold Skywarp
2004-01-24, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Cyberstrike nTo
IC: Bring it bitch!

Wow, the saying IS true... it does take one to know one...!!

Ravage
2004-01-24, 09:16 PM
Of all the people telling me to drop a big Mac.

Here is five bucks small guy go get an extra value meal shorty.

Oh wait here's a quarter too, call your mom you might be out past your bedtime.

Xille
2004-01-24, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Ravage
Of all the people telling me to drop a big Mac.

Here is five bucks small guy go get an extra value meal shorty.

Oh wait here's a quarter too, call your mom you might be out past your bedtime.

Wow, thanks Ravage. I've never earned an easier 5 bucks.

But the quarter... that's all your mom's going for nowadays, right?

Ravage
2004-01-25, 01:58 AM
Well it might take you a quarter of a second with her there short stuff.

Xille
2004-01-25, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by Ravage
Well it might take you a quarter of a second with her there short stuff.

How'd you know she gets off that quickly?

ooc: nice!

Ravage
2004-01-25, 03:46 AM
Not sure, but I think the real question here would be how do you know?

OOC- Thanks!

Xille
2004-01-25, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by Ravage
Not sure, but I think the real question here would be how do you know?

OOC- Thanks!

I think you know the answer to that question.

And it wasn't that good.

Ravage
2004-01-25, 03:19 PM
Anyway small guy, my mom verified that small part not that we hadn't figured that out yet now, had we.

Xille
2004-01-25, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Ravage
Anyway small guy, my mom verified that small part not that we hadn't figured that out yet now, had we.

It's good to know that your mom can see that I'm below average height.

Wait a second...
She can see, and she's still that sloppy with them?

Wow.

Cyberstrike nTo
2004-01-25, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by StoneCold Skywarp
Wow, the saying IS true... it does take one to know one...!!


Yes to bad Skybitch is going to get his ass handed to him.

Ravage
2004-01-26, 05:18 AM
At least she can see. After I snap you in half you might not be so lucky.

Prowl?
2004-01-26, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by Wolfang

You face us again man, we'll be happy to show you how scared we aren't of you and P? We'll face you and P?, we'll face Bombers and Auros, and we'll face Jinners and QS; two at a time or all together in one match, and the result will be the same; the only thing you'll see coming is the ref's hand for the third slap on the mat.

yo yo yo......

DJ, holla back at a wigga for a sec, this calls for a ryhme from the illest M.C. da AWF has eva seen, big P?.....

yo sucka, ya be barking big, like the biggest dog in da pound
but when the big moment arrives, ya mouth aint makin no sound

ya see da NWA and ya start ridin' that hate train
comparing us to those otha b!tches, homie are you insane?

Cause da way we see it, there aint no otha peeps.
that gold be ours fool, we be playin for keeps!

ya bitch and ya moan about how ya be the best eva
but when did ya put em up last...wait, that be neva!

whats the matter g, a champ supposed to be fair....
wait a minute, i gots it, your comin up short 'down there'

yer stones be the size of peas, all that talk be for show
if it weren't for a microscope, ya really would be a ho

Then there be da NWA, the group that everyone wants to be
we gots the ladies, the flow, basically everything we see

And right now we be peepin those belts, and we be seeing red
so it be ya'll sholders on da mat, ya sucka, thats whats been said

our style is unmatched, our game no one can play
we just dominate every poor ass sucka that gets in our way

Blood and thunder? damm we just dont be peepin that
unless it be a used tampon and a fart sound in butt fat

cause that all ya'll are, used, gross and smellin like ca ca
so i'll end this fly ryhme with a big shout out, HOL-LA!!!

Tempest
2004-01-26, 02:05 PM
YO YO YO, Holla that Prowl?

YO, Wolf give a break, the NWA own you and Zarak. They should have dem damn belts around their waists but yet still you dumbasses do.

Ravage, learn the ropes man. Not to many of us can break a man in half ...


I can and I'll show you to do it so it hurts twice as more and half as easy to do :D

Cybersex ... go give a headjob to the guys in nTo. Just ... just **** off.

Xille ... your still going on about that **** that happened? I think Prowl? and Divebomb's DDT must did something to you fool. You'd be now messing with the GPA? We are the faction of the year baby and nobody, and I mean nobody can stand in our way.


And to all you other non - GPA members ... Get out of our way, the GPA has got the Rookie of the year on their side, and the LOTM2003. If I where you, I wouldn't wanna **** with me.

Xille
2004-01-26, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by ‡T3MPE5T‡
Ravage, learn the ropes man.

Ravvy, are you going to take that kind of talk from the rookie?

Originally posted by ‡T3MPE5T‡
Xille ... your still going on about that **** that happened? I think Prowl? and Divebomb's DDT must did something to you fool. You'd be now messing with the GPA? We are the faction of the year baby and nobody, and I mean nobody can stand in our way.


And to all you other non - GPA members ... Get out of our way, the GPA has got the Rookie of the year on their side, and the LOTM2003. If I where you, I wouldn't wanna **** with me.

Hey! It's Tempest! I was wondering when one of Viewfind's other bitches would show up. Can you guys even bathe separately? I thought not.

Tempest, where have you been? I've been over that "****" that happened a while ago. I'm a little more concerned about my backstage thrashing and my loss to Viewfind now. I think your mental-ass-kicking from Double S has done more damage to you than the DDT did to me. But to put it in easy terms for you, yes, Tempest. Now I am messing with the GPA. Actually, if you'd been paying attention instead of trying to finger Find, you'd know that I've been messing with the GPA since my debut. I guess that I'm the only "nobody" in this fed.

Oh, and Tempest, I think it's clear that nobody wants to **** you. Hell, even Ravage's mama doesn't want to, and I just got her for a quarter the other day.

Xille
2004-01-26, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Ravage
At least she can see. After I snap you in half you might not be so lucky.

"Grrrr! Ravvy mad! Ravvy break!"

That's all I'm hearing, hoss. Nonsensical words from a fat man.

Tempest
2004-01-26, 03:42 PM
Yeah Xille I'm a rookie, I'm on the msp, I've been noticed. I've been in main events. I've had experience. I may be a rookie ... but your nothing ... you ain't even seen the map yet junior. A real fighter knows when to put up or shut up, you don't know how to do either. Your messing with the worng group of people if your messing with the GPA one on five.

I was away from mayhem on business, faimly business, I often try to get home to Australia before a Main Event to see my dad.

And whats this?! Sixswitch kick my ass? No, hes a lowly coward .. he can't event attack my face on. I did, I faced up to him, and I smiled all the way back to the locker room.

Sixswitch, as long as I breath in and out, you ain't getting that belt, I swear my life on it.

Lord Zarak
2004-01-26, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Prowl?
yo yo yo......

DJ, holla back at a wigga for a sec, this calls for a ryhme from the illest M.C. da AWF has eva seen, big P?..... Ill? Get "yo'self" down to the hospital. After all, we dont want you falling sick. Unlike you, we like to play fair.

Originally posted by Prowl?
yo sucka, ya be barking big, like the biggest dog in da pound
but when the big moment arrives, ya mouth aint makin no sound Maybe it is, maybe it isnt. Either way, get your ears tested...just in case.

Originally posted by Prowl?
ya see da NWA and ya start ridin' that hate train
comparing us to those otha b!tches, homie are you insane? No actually. Thank you for asking. How are you?

Originally posted by Prowl?
Cause da way we see it, there aint no otha peeps.
that gold be ours fool, we be playin for keeps! So far you havent done very well have you?

Originally posted by Prowl?
ya bitch and ya moan about how ya be the best eva
but when did ya put em up last...wait, that be neva! We put them up all the time, bi-atch. Its just you too dumb to remember.

Originally posted by Prowl?
whats the matter g, a champ supposed to be fair....
wait a minute, i gots it, your comin up short 'down there' Call the cops, we've got a peeping prowl?(er) on our hands!

Originally posted by Prowl?
yer stones be the size of peas, all that talk be for show
if it weren't for a microscope, ya really would be a ho I take it youve seen you mum then to see what ho's really look like?

Originally posted by Prowl?
Then there be da NWA, the group that everyone wants to be
we gots the ladies, the flow, basically everything we see What do you see apart from things that you cant have? You cant have these belts, cant have women. Pretty buggered really arent you?

Originally posted by Prowl?
And right now we be peepin those belts, and we be seeing red
so it be ya'll sholders on da mat, ya sucka, thats whats been said Yeah, and you are?

Originally posted by Prowl?
our style is unmatched, our game no one can play
we just dominate every poor ass sucka that gets in our way Now now, less talk about your sexual depravity please. This is a family show.

Originally posted by Prowl?
Blood and thunder? damm we just dont be peepin that
unless it be a used tampon and a fart sound in butt fat We are the champions, my good....thing. We dont need no jealous people to fight, thats not a challenge. Would you like a challenge?

Originally posted by Prowl?
cause that all ya'll are, used, gross and smellin like ca ca
so i'll end this fly ryhme with a big shout out, HOL-LA!!! Hola indeed. Now, heres a rhyme from Big Z:


We are the champs
You are the chumps
You'll lick our boots
And press our suits
We'll beat you
Into a stew
And retain the belts
And get pi$$ed!

Xille
2004-01-26, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by ‡T3MPE5T‡
Yeah Xille I'm a rookie, I'm on the msp, I've been noticed. I've been in main events. I've had experience. I may be a rookie ... but your nothing ... you ain't even seen the map yet junior. A real fighter knows when to put up or shut up, you don't know how to do either. Your messing with the worng group of people if your messing with the GPA one on five.

Hold on, what's this? Oh, it's your bag! Hey, there is a map in here! But... what does the "quickest way into Viewfind's ass" line at the top mean, Tempest?

Listen here, Mr. T. I'm pretty sure I've been "putting up" for the past 3 weeks. And as for me being "nothing" and not being in main events... how long have I been here? Four weeks? A month, at the most? This is coming from a wrestler who has a hard time winning a match by himself. Truly, truly sad.

But one on five? Is that all? I could've sworn it was more than that. Well, win or lose, Tempest, rest assured- I will always stand in the way of the GPA.

I was away from mayhem on business, faimly business, I often try to get home to Australia before a Main Event to see my dad.

Good for you, Tempest! Just stay there next time, m'kay?

And whats this?! Sixswitch kick my ass? No, hes a lowly coward .. he can't event attack my face on. I did, I faced up to him, and I smiled all the way back to the locker room.

Hold on one second, Tempest.
*checks his GPA dictionary*
Oh. So "Cheap shot" does mean "to face up to". My bad.

Tempest
2004-01-26, 05:40 PM
Listen Junior, I was alone when I went to Lord of the Mat 2003. I wasn't a member of GPA then. I went in their and I came out the 2nd LOTM next to Lord Claypool. Can you say your a LOTM, junior? Have you ever been in the War Games before? Or in the first Iron Gaunlet Match from the beginnnig, elminating two of the finest the athletes the AWF has to offer? Can you say that?

Whats that? No you can't ... your in-experienced? You've been kicked around? You got no skills?

Well until you can say something along the lines that ... THAT is when you stand in the way of the GPA, cause until then, Beating you would be like pissing in a shower, except twice as easy and half the fun.

Xille
2004-01-26, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by ‡T3MPE5T‡
Listen Junior, I was alone when I went to Lord of the Mat 2003. I wasn't a member of GPA then. I went in their and I came out the 2nd LOTM next to Lord Claypool. Can you say your a LOTM, junior? Have you ever been in the War Games before? Or in the first Iron Gaunlet Match from the beginnnig, elminating two of the finest the athletes the AWF has to offer?

Ha. That was a good one, but bull. How many people did you pin at LOTM? What condition was that worker in? Hadn't he already pinned two other men while you received a DQ and a countout?

No, I haven't been in Wargames, and as I recall, you were a big help to a team that would have lost if it weren't for HBK.

And you didn't eliminate those athletes single-handedly. The Game, however, was able to take you out by himself rather easily.

Can you say that?Whats that? No you can't ... your in-experienced? You've been kicked around?

No, Tempest, I can't. I haven't been here that long. And yes, I've been kicked around. For three shows now, I've been kicked around. But let me let you in on a little bit of news Tempest:

I'm still here, and I'm still standing.

You got no skills?

Oh, I've got plenty of skills, Tempest; just ask Ravage's mom.

The thing is, it doesn't take much skill to chokeslam someone, to bust them open with a sledgehammer, to hit them with a powerbomb while they're injured, or to hold the bottom rope down while you're not even in the match. Skill, Tempest, skill comes from work. From practice. How much skill does a "Bulldozer" have? None. You're big, you're stupid, and you knock things down. Don't get me wrong, that's a good combination for a simple man such as yourself, but the real wrestlers here would probably take offense at your calling that skill. I have skill Ravage, and I'll be more than happy to show you it sometime.

Well until you can say something along the lines that ... THAT is when you stand in the way of the GPA, cause until then, Beating you would be like pissing in a shower, except twice as easy and half the fun.

That is one wierd fetish. My hope would be that pissing in the shower wouldn't be fun at all, but for me to be half the fun, you must find some joy in it. You go ahead with that. Keep pissing on your feet, buddy. Just don't kick me anymore.

Sixswitch
2004-01-26, 09:04 PM
Really? You don't value your life very much then do you? Face it you spineless ho' boy. You can't beat me one on one. You've never beaten me one on one, and you never will beat me one on one. You're a nothing, a nobody. So what? You've won Lord of the Mat. Big whoop. You know what happened to the last Lord of the Mat when he crossed me? He found himself laid out on the mat, pinned 1-2-3, and once again, the Double S stood victorious. And guess what'll happen when you finally get to go one on one with the Welsh Wonder? Exactly the damn same.

Tempest
2004-01-26, 09:50 PM
Your dreaming Welsh boy.

Learn to tell whats real and whats not.

Viewfind
2004-01-26, 10:14 PM
SixBitch you talk about all the things you do over and over and OVER!
BUT DATS THER PAST YO!!!
I mean you don't see me talking about da time i beat yo ass at Archivemania do ya?

Wolfang
2004-01-26, 11:37 PM
Whoa! Whoa! And once more, WHOA! What is this; a meeting of the Grievous Pricks Alliance? Tempest, P?, Viewfind, Divebomb and Ravage just pull up in here and expect us to take this ****? Did you get permission from the wrestlers and allied sports entertainers union to be in here?

P? After Edge of Survival, the Tag Team Champions- that is Zarak and myself- will be happy to show you that we really do have good reason to be wearing these belts. I ain't ever liked you, and I like your buddy Divebomb even less. And your little pussies... sorry, posse... can come down to ringside to watch us beat your sorry asses into Playa-Doh. The second they try to interfere, they'll get a mouthful of mine or Zarak's boot.

Sixswitch
2004-01-26, 11:43 PM
Oh look, another of the Five Dwarves shows up to stick his nose in the Double S's buisiness. So, who do we have now? Dozey, Stoney, Dumb, Dumber, and Meaty.

You can keep taking the Nytol if you like Dozey, but the fact of the matter is that the Double S is, and has been far more sucessful than you'll ever be. Hell, even Viewfind's mom will attest to that. Doesn't really matter if ya think I'm dreaming. Doesn't really matter if Viewfind thinks I'm dwelling on the past. Fact of the matter is simple. I've pinned you to the mat for a three count, and you've not pinned me. Not ever. You can bring your cheating, interfering ass to ringside every week if you want to, it doesn't really make a whole hell of a difference. Everyone knows that you're just trying to get a sliver of the Welsh Wonder's spotlight, but you're just not good enough. And there's nothing you can do about that!