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Strafe
2004-02-10, 01:03 AM
I had a dream. A dream that I would rise to glory within the AWF and earn what was to be mine, the AWF Title.

Alas...the corruption of this company could not be overcome. With people like Blaster, Viewfind, O'Reilly, and Ghostal in control, there was no way I could succeed.

For that, I left. I trained. I spent half a year doing what was necessary to become a dominating force in the AWF, and the Rumble would be my ticket to the title match.

But no. Once again the forces of fate conspired against me. Moments after knocking out the Game, Sixswitch went for the underhanded move and eliminated me from the contendership spot, a spot that should be mine!

Who do I need to beat to prove this? I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. I know I will win.

It's only a matter of time until that belt is mine...

Viewfind
2004-02-10, 01:13 AM
YO YO YO!!!!! Strafe?!?


Yo man what da hell is strafe anyways? sounds like something you get on yo couch when you sleep with sixbitch's momma!


Anyways i'm sick of all you white boys that come out on dis mug and cry "oh whoa is me, i'm white and O'Reilly holds me back"

WE DON"T CARE!?!

I'm the only one thats getting held back for the color of my skin!
Im'a get da NAACP down here and you know you don't want that!

Strafe
2004-02-10, 01:16 AM
Ha. I knew it was only a matter of time until the master of ceremonies himself arrived. I'm surprised you'd show your face after the numerous beatings I've given you during the course of our careers.

Unless you can give me the #1 contenders spot why don't you just back out and hang around with the other B-list wrestlers in the AWF?

Viewfind
2004-02-10, 01:23 AM
B-list?

SON YOU NOT EVEN ON DA LIST!?!


Anyways do you wanna start is all over again cuz as you can see i still got my boyz at my side, where is Pulp Faction? oh dats right we ran then right out of da AWF!

nmathew
2004-02-10, 01:47 AM
Viewfind, the only thing the GPA has managed to chase out of the AWF is class and tact.

Members of Pulp faction were regarded as high value commodities during the draft. We were swept up my two shows.

The GPA was taken as 1 lump sum unit.

Sixswitch
2004-02-10, 11:42 AM
Woah woah woah woah woah there just a second, Viewfind. The only thing you'd get from trying to sleep with my mother is the kicking of your life. Maybe you should try sleeping with Tempest's pet sheep instead - but then again, Tempest wouldn't be too happy about you sleeping with his piece of ass. Hey, maybe you three could have a threesome. I mean, the sheep might get pissed off, but it's only a sheep, right? Although having said that, the sheep could probably kick both your asses as well. Baa-aaa-aaa.

Halfshell
2004-02-10, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Viewfind
I'm the only one thats getting held back for the color of my skin!

Yellow?

I've seen snow-covered albino polar bears that are blacker than you.

Viewfind
2004-02-10, 05:16 PM
Son!

You see dis "birthmark" on my arm will dats the color of my real skin playa the rest of da whiteness is the real birthmark!

Halfshell
2004-02-10, 06:34 PM
Birthmark? I always just chalked that down to the leprosy...

Viewfind
2004-02-10, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Brendocon
Birthmark? I always just chalked that down to the leprosy...

:(


:sick:

Tempest
2004-02-10, 10:53 PM
Boss .. this guys have a going at your skin again?

Get that lawyer on the phone and sue them for all they got ... A f***ing dirty sock and a cardboard box.

Xille
2004-02-11, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by Tempest
A f***ing dirty sock and a cardboard box.

Why do you want the sex toys that Ravage's momma and I use?

Viewfind
2004-02-11, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by xille
Why do you want the sex toys that Ravage's momma and I use?

Sex toys?

Son i can tell you a little boy now if you use a dirty old box on some hoe'z

Cyberstrike nTo
2004-02-11, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Strafe
I had a dream. A dream that I would rise to glory within the AWF and earn what was to be mine, the AWF Title.

Alas...the corruption of this company could not be overcome. With people like Blaster, Viewfind, O'Reilly, and Ghostal in control, there was no way I could succeed.

For that, I left. I trained. I spent half a year doing what was necessary to become a dominating force in the AWF, and the Rumble would be my ticket to the title match.

But no. Once again the forces of fate conspired against me. Moments after knocking out the Game, Sixswitch went for the underhanded move and eliminated me from the contendership spot, a spot that should be mine!

Who do I need to beat to prove this? I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. I know I will win.

It's only a matter of time until that belt is mine...


IC: Excuse me you are?

Galvatron91
2004-02-11, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Cyberstrike nTo
IC: Excuse me you are?

Someone who lasted longer than 30 seconds in the Rumble...

Bombshell
2004-02-11, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Galvatron91
Someone who lasted longer than 30 seconds in the Rumble...

But someone who got his handed to him on a silver platter by Brend.

Not that much better, if you ask me.

Sixswitch
2004-02-11, 06:52 PM
Hey hey hey. Let's not give that hack any more credit than he deserves. It was the Double S who dumped Strafe out of the Rumble.

Galvatron91
2004-02-11, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Bombshell
But someone who got his handed to him on a silver platter by Brend.

Not that much better, if you ask me.

That's funny...I seem to remember two goons and a pair of brass knuckles as a huge follow up to Sean setting the land speed record running out of the ring at the mere sight of me.

And how long did you last in the Rumble? Oh...wait...that's right...you weren't in the Rumble because Jinrai beat the living hell out of you, which is funny, cause Sean and I nearly killed each other and yet both of us made it out for the Rumble...

Bombshell
2004-02-11, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Galvatron91
And how long did you last in the Rumble? Oh...wait...that's right...you weren't in the Rumble because Jinrai beat the living hell out of you, which is funny, cause Sean and I nearly killed each other and yet both of us made it out for the Rumble...

First off, I was never in the bloody Rumble. I was more concerned about beating the piss outta Jinrai that night. And if you have any concept of good taste, you'll never mention that name in that context again.

Xille
2004-02-11, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Viewfind
Sex toys?

Son i can tell you a little boy now if you use a dirty old box on some hoe'z

I don't like you calling Ravage's momma that. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate it much, either.

As for the dirty old box... well, I couldn't find a paper bag.

Galvatron91
2004-02-11, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Bombshell
First off, I was never in the bloody Rumble. I was more concerned about beating the piss outta Jinrai that night. And if you have any concept of good taste, you'll never mention that name in that context again.

You dare preach to me about taste? YOU? OF ALL PEOPLE?!? Who was there with him in the end...it certainly wasn't you! You were far too busy sticking your nose in any camera you could find to tell how great your ever so tainted victory was. You wouldn't have even known what happened had you not been tending to your own wounds that he gave you.

Bombshell
2004-02-12, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by Galvatron91
You dare preach to me about taste? YOU? OF ALL PEOPLE?!? Who was there with him in the end...it certainly wasn't you! You were far too busy sticking your nose in any camera you could find to tell how great your ever so tainted victory was. You wouldn't have even known what happened had you not been tending to your own wounds that he gave you.

How the f*ck was I supposed to know that Jinners was so off the deep end that he took his own f*cked up life? And why the f*ck am I the one being blamed for ending his bloody life? All I did was set the bastard on fire, and I didn't even do a good job with that, since it wasn't anything a bunch of ice and some reconstructive surgery couldn't fix.

Xille
2004-02-12, 01:27 AM
Fellas... calm down, please.

Jinrai's gone, yes, but he did it himself. You can't change what happened, and I don't think anyone could've stopped it, anyway.

Let's just remember him as a great competitor and try to move on.

Divebomb
2004-02-12, 02:24 AM
Xille shut the hell up you turd muncher. Let them fight because you never know it might end up in a match and I for one would love to see Bombshell get his ass kicked and G91 probably needs to vent a little which would make it that much better. You gotta look at the bigger picture, what you see now is nothing, but if you let it escalate then we get to see some brutality. So but out and let them say what they got to say.

Xille
2004-02-12, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Divebomb
Xille shut the hell up you turd muncher. Let them fight because you never know it might end up in a match and I for one would love to see Bombshell get his ass kicked and G91 probably needs to vent a little which would make it that much better. You gotta look at the bigger picture, what you see now is nothing, but if you let it escalate then we get to see some brutality. So but out and let them say what they got to say.

Hey, I'm not saying they shouldn't fight, as I'm always happy to see the Game whoop on someone.

Wait a second... did we just agree on something?

I feel so dirty.

nmathew
2004-02-12, 03:24 AM
You should rookie... Go bathe about 1000 times.

Divebomb
2004-02-12, 05:16 AM
Oh come on now Mat Man, you know you want to see them scrap too. Just cause me and the rest of the GPA are thought of as scum by the rest of you turd burglin, pillow bitin, prima donna piss ants doesn't mean that we can't agree on something every once in awhile.

Sir Auros
2004-02-16, 04:23 AM
Strafe, what do you expect from a palooka like The Wankstain Wonder? He's nothing but a string of luck and bribes.

Speaking of bribes, Game, talk to me sometime with a wad of cash and maybe I'll take care of that culero who messed up your buddy...as everyone knows, I don't mind being DQed when I get to really lay the pain on someone...and I'm none too fond of that pendejo anymore...

Strafe
2004-02-16, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by Sir Auros
Strafe, what do you expect from a palooka like The Wankstain Wonder? He's nothing but a string of luck and bribes.


Once he fails to capture the title, everyone will see his Rumble victory to be the flawed win that it was.

I will have my shot at the title back...