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Tempest
2004-06-20, 05:55 AM
*Drowning Pool'sThink plays as a video package starts to play on the screen, as Tempest does a voice over*

Tempest: For those who have fought me and won, I thank you.

Images of Sixswitch, Back Zarak, The King, HBK and Amarant Odinson raising their hands over a fallen Tempest.

Tempest: For those who challenged me and lost, I feel nothing.

Images are seen of Tempest using his most effictive moves against Brave Maxx, Stone Cold Skywarp, Axer, OP2005 and RCOSD.

Tempest: For those who have stood beside me, you will be rewarded.

Images of Tempest helping various members of the GPA being shown.

Tempest: And for those who I have not faced ... your chance will come.

Images of the previous ArchiveBowl are shown, showing last years winner, Mirage

Tempest: This year, I will make an impression on the ArchiveBowl, and I walk out the ring, being the No.1 Contender. And I will bring the gold Back to the GPA.

Images are shown of Divebomb and Prowl? raising the TAg Team belts over their head, Nmat holding the IC title over his, and Viewfind holding the AWF World Heavyweight Championship over his head.

Tempest: I'll get the gold, from the Welsh Wonder.

Images are shown of Sixswitch holding belt above his head, walking around with it around his waist, with a smirk on his face

Tempest: That belt will be in GPA hand's and we'll make sure.

Viewfind, Ravage, Prowl?, Divebomb and Nmat walk out of the shadows.

Tempest: Cause we're GPA fo life sucka.

Xille
2004-06-21, 12:14 AM
You know, Tempest, a question always pops into my mind when you say that.

GPA 'fo life. Hmm. Just how far does it go? I mean, do you draw straws before the Archivebowl? Will they support you enough to eliminate themselves should the need come? When does simple human greed set in, Tempest?

Picture this, if you will: You're being shoved over the top by, let's say Skywarp, just for fun. Viewfind is the only other wrestler in the ring. Now, Skywarp can't see him. Does Viewfind, "A", fend off Skywarp, thus letting you crawl back in but risking his own loss, or does he "B", dump Skywarp over the top, who then takes you with him? Where does that leave you?

The point is, Tempest, I don't think the GPA would think twice about leaving you in the dust if it meant that they could advance a little more.

But you're okay with that, right? Anything for the GPA, right? But where does that stop, Tempest? How long are they going to hold you back? Do you really think that they're going to support you through the Archivebowl? Because if you do, you're dumber than Cyberstrike.

Look out for yourself, Tempest. Look out for number one. The rest of the GPA will be. Remember that.

EDIT: OOC: Oh yeah, good job, Tempest. I enjoyed it. :up:

Wolfang
2004-06-21, 12:54 AM
Ah... someone seems to be in need of a history lesson. Who wqas your tag team partner at the last ArchiveBowl, Temp? Could it be: a) me, b) CloudStrifer or c) current IC Champ 'The Game' Erik Summers in his days as G91. That's right: c). And who were your opponents?: a) OP2005 and Sixswitch; b) P? and Mr. Plibbles or c) Divebomb and Wolfang? That's right. C where this is going?

And how, might I ask, did you win? Was it: a) a Thunder Press to Divebomb; b) a Pedigree to Divebomb or c) a Deathstalker to Divebomb. Answer: I smashed Divebomb with a Deathstalker when he refused a tag. I let you and G91 go right ahead. I could have been a real pain in the ass at that point- as you well know- but I just let you win and walked away.

Remember: the ArchiveBowl is a random draw. You could wind up partnered with Viewfind. You could wind up partnered with Nmat. You could wind up partnered with Stone Cold's jockstrap for all the hell you know.

But... if you're really really unlucky... you might end up partnered with me. And make no mistake; if that happens, I won't hesitate to lay you out like the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet at the Ponderosa Steakhouse should you decide not to cooperate. If you are drawn with me, it can be easy, or it can be difficult. If you make it difficult, I will not be held responsible.

Ravage
2004-06-21, 01:33 AM
You know Xille I am going to answer that question for you.

I will help out Tempest and all the rest of my boys there. We all are there to cover ourselves and kick ass. On the other hand if it gets down to GPA vs GPA. Hey we are mature men. We fight and congratulate whoever wins after with a good old brew and party.
As we know either way the true best one.

But something makes me wonder. You seem so intersted in knowing how the GPA thinks, I can't help but think you want to join. But sadly you don't meet the height requirement invovled.

Xille
2004-06-21, 01:37 AM
And that's why I'm thankful everyday that I'm well under six feet.

But maybe you're right, Ravage. Maybe you all will help each other. But I'm betting that you won't. I know Viewfind wants to take on Sixswitch, and I know Tempest wants a piece of the Welsh Wonder as well. I've seen you turn on one member of the GPA before, and I won't be surprised when it happens again.

The GPA has not been on a roll as of late, Ravage. How do you all feel, now that you have no gold? I know you claim not to, Ravage, but don't you think that your "teammates" hunger for a title? How do you think Tempest feels? He's the only GPA member that's never held gold in his hands. Are you sure he won't do what he needs to?

Watch your back, Ravage. 'Cause it'll either be me, the Game, or Tempest throwing you over the top. Remember that.

Wolfang
2004-06-21, 01:41 AM
Ravage... we all know who the best wrestler is in here. And we all know he isn't in the GPA.

Ravage
2004-06-21, 01:56 AM
And we know it's sure as hell not you Wolf.

And Xille your right we want gold. It seems as though you are smart enough to realise one or two things.

But don't worry as at Archivebowl I may get tossed out but so what? As long as I screw some jobber like you I am pretty happy.

Extreme_Kup
2004-06-21, 08:17 AM
D-Ex: Tempest, just cause you won the LOTM last time doesnt mean you will win the Archivebowl. You see you had your time in the spotlight, now its time for you to step over and get your ass kicked. I am not claiming to be the next no. 1 contender for the world title, but Tempest, when I get to face you in the ring, either by a tag team match or in the battle royal, I will throw you out of the archivebowl. Your pride shall be your waterloo....and your soon gonna learn to stop being such a cocky S.O.B.

Tempest
2004-06-21, 12:46 PM
Listen Wolfang, if it came down to you, me and Zarak, you'd through me over the top, and fight it out with Zarak, just to make sure either one of you gets it.

It is the same with the GPA ... we want a GPA victory, but I need the gold. I'd rather see it in our hands then yours, but we all knows thats not going to happen, cause I'm that damn good.

D-Ex, please, I don't need to be cocky, I that damn good. Have you seen Axer recently? Or mabye the Big Scouse Machine, or Starscreamer? The last person they all fought was me, and they are all gone, nobodies, dead in the streets. You might want to get in other peoples business either, or you might find yourself over the top rope ...

Lord Zarak
2004-06-21, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Tempest
Listen Wolfang, if it came down to you, me and Zarak, you'd through me over the top, and fight it out with Zarak, just to make sure either one of you gets it.

We'd beat you to a bloody pulp....then throw you over the rope.

Tempest
2004-06-22, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by Lord Zarak
We'd beat you to a bloody pulp....then throw you over the rope.

I can take you both on by myself ... and I'll prove it ... next Mayhem ... The Human Bulldozer VS. Blood N Thunder .. just for kicks.

Lord Zarak
2004-06-22, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Tempest
I can take you both on by myself ... and I'll prove it ... next Mayhem ... The Human Bulldozer VS. Blood N Thunder .. just for kicks.

Fine by me. If your GPA buddies join in, we get to pulp them too.

Wolfy?

Wolfang
2004-06-22, 11:58 PM
What... you need to ask? If Tempest is under the delusion that he could actually beat both of us, I prescribe a Claw of the Dragon, a Black Velvet and a Devastation Device to cure him.

Bring it, Tempest.

StoneCold Skywarp
2004-06-23, 10:17 AM
Tempest couldn't bring it if he had a guide dog, a map and a translator...Sunnuva bitch is so clearly stupid that he's just challeneged Blood & Thunder to a handicap match...

...actually, if someone could get Tempest a guide dog & a translator, I figure after the beating he's gonna get ... he'll need one.

Extreme_Kup
2004-06-23, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Tempest
D-Ex, please, I don't need to be cocky, I that damn good. Have you seen Axer recently? Or mabye the Big Scouse Machine, or Starscreamer? The last person they all fought was me, and they are all gone, nobodies, dead in the streets. You might want to get in other peoples business either, or you might find yourself over the top rope ...

D-Ex: Wait Tempy, since when do you considering senselesly beating up screamer and sending him to the injured list a honor? I did it to him, once.....hell almost half of this roster has. Those other two losers, hey how about trying to beat up someone who is actually an AWF superstar, not some hobos? Think before you stack up your injured people list Tempest, think. If you actually DO win against Zarak and Wolfy, I'd be surprised. But till you wont, or will never do....just shut it before someone shuts it for you.

Ravage
2004-06-23, 02:18 PM
Look Kup, I don't see you as ever being the one with the sack to shut up anyone.

So why don't you go back to Cyberstrikes teat and leave the real wrestlers alone.

Lord Zarak
2004-06-23, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by StoneCold Skywarp


...actually, if someone could get Tempest a guide dog & a translator, I figure after the beating he's gonna get ... he'll need one.

Never has 'Warp said a truer sentence....sober.

Wolfang
2004-06-24, 01:04 AM
That's harsh, Z. Maybe 'Warp does occasionally get a better view of the world from the bottom of a bottle, but hell: we all do that. And he may displaying some new psychic abilities he's developed.


And who says alcohol is a poison to the soul? I don't. But then again, I'm biased on the subject....

Extreme_Kup
2004-06-24, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Ravage
Look Kup, I don't see you as ever being the one with the sack to shut up anyone.

So why don't you go back to Cyberstrikes teat and leave the real wrestlers alone.

D-Ex Is it just me or is Ravage trying to claim he is an actual wrestler? Wow that takes guts big guy......but it can only put you so far as to making me yawn and laugh at you. You just made my day big boy..now run along, I know your XTREMELY special and all. :laugh:

Ravage
2004-06-24, 12:35 PM
D if I cared about your smack talk you'd be dead by now.

Just remeber your a nobody and all it would take for me to end your career would be one hangover.

Extreme_Kup
2004-06-25, 07:59 AM
D-ex: Oh now your trying to do a Vince Russo style on me? Wow that is so mature of you Ravage. The only one I believe who is in hangover is you. Man when will Big Daddy Rav stop making himself a big daddy joke? Well I dont wanna answer that cause next to my interest in monkey tossing, which is 0 ......your 'acting tough' is the one that follows it buddy. Cause everybody knows me Rav, dont make it look like the other way around just to make yourself feel better. I'm The XTREME...D-Extreme. Your just Rav.....wait, WHO? :confused:

Tempest
2004-06-25, 08:17 AM
He'd be Ravage, of the GPA. The GPA that has survived longer then any other faction in the AWF. It outlasted the Team of HBK and G91, its outlasted cWo and its outlasted the nTo in the AWF. But who can be surpised by that? The nTo was full of useless jobbers that could only take a shot in the mouth.

And correct me if I'm mistaken ... you were once nTo ... D-Ex --- umm ... hmm ... D-Shot? No I'll get it ... D-C**k? Sounds something like that ... I'll probably walk past you on a corner in a couple of years ... oh wait .. silly me I won't be walking, I'll either be struting or drving my Porsche, either way suits me. Anyway back to the nTo.

You were once nTo and Cyberbitch was its leader? and you were tag team champs for shortest amount of time. Man you couldn't even do that right, you had the belts and lost to D-NeXt? ... For shame ... D-Ex ... stay to the chump leagues, I'm not even going to waste my time with kicking your ass, I've done it once already, don't need to again.

Extreme_Kup
2004-06-26, 02:42 AM
D-Ex: Youre right about there Tempy. But did I ever cost the loss of my stable's match in an all stakes match like your fellow GPA member Ravage? Do I constantly jump ship into a bandwagon that is a stable running wild like he does? Did I lower my morals just to join a team that is currently dominant and a team that can hide my weaknesses like he did? No...no I dont. I'm a proud nTo member.....but stop defending your big softcore hoss Ravage. As much as I have MORE respect for you than that fellow GPA asshole of yours, its not worth your time defending or cheering up Ravage with your couragous yet vein words to try and make me look the bigger fool in this confrontation. Run along, infact grab Rav's tail. and throw him outta the bandwagon before he tries to destroy your group. You know too well he was the cause of the cWo's slow death...why risk it Tempest? Why do you try to cover up the fact he can split the longest running stable alive?. You know as a smart young man Tempest, you should know better...now....call that bluff. *smirk*

Ravage
2004-06-26, 03:11 AM
Blah blah blah, D all your rambling is like a chipmunk on coffee.

Your right I lost for the CWO what was that like 2 years ago?

And where was the NTO then? Dead and gone. Just like your going to be if you keep running your mouth to the GPA and myself.

Extreme_Kup
2004-06-26, 09:58 AM
D-Ex You know what Rav, the nTo and cWo aint the only thing dead, your credibility to deliver what you say is dead as well since the start of this year. Past is past yet I see a man, I see you Ravage who cant take your blunders as a man. Accuse me of my own past is the best you got aint it. Cause there aint nothin you can do right now but play the past card. Threaten me again? Thats so nice of you *slight laughter* thats very nice *stops and glares with a smile on his face* Cause thats how far you can go from now on....see you and the rest of your chumps in the archive bowl! *laughs and leaves the scene*

OOC: well thats it for me in the meantime...now time toget this damn keyboard to STOP making em annoying beeping thingies :rant: yup time for me to make a breif absence, I'll be back! :cool:

Lord Zarak
2004-06-26, 11:13 AM
You can never beat a good drink to help the world pass.

Or dishing a good beating out to the GPA. Thinking about it, its a tough call between the two.

Ravage
2004-06-26, 09:59 PM
Yawns, I keep hearing someone yapping. Who can it be.

Oh thats right nobody.

Xille
2004-06-28, 05:47 PM
Well, Ravage, I know this is obvious to all involved, but you really are the expert on "nothing".

Now, let's try to show why, shall we?

How many clean wins over real opponents have you had this year? Zero. How many titles have you held this year? Zero. How many titles does your precious faction hold? Zero.

Now, I'm not afraid to step into the ring with you, Ravage, so don't even try that defense. As soon as someone is good enough to take these titles off of Ghostal and I, I'll happily take you on again. Well, if there's anything left of you after the Game is done, that is.

Now, I know you hurt HBK, and that really pisses me off. And I know you've left me on the rampway bleeding before, but I'll be damned if that's going to stop me anymore. Injury takes a back seat to shutting you up. If you've got something to say, Ravage, say it. But know that I'll always be here, ready to get in your face.

Remember that.

Ravage
2004-06-29, 02:56 AM
Xille, admit it. Your just a big pussy loser Ravage wannabe.

You saw HBK laying their on the mat and you thought of you. After I hit the Hangover on you, three, four maybe five times. You saw that image of you laying in the middle of the ring, unable to feel below your neck with EMT's telling you everything will be ok. But inside you know it's not.

Stop chasing the dog thats bigger than you Xille before you really do get hurt. And your nightmare becomes nothing but truth.