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AWF Press Office
2004-10-03, 07:29 PM
Hi all,

Big apologies for the lateness of the PPV. There are many, many factors that have contributed to this. Technical problems and conflicting schedules being the primary reasons.

However, I hope to have everything together tomorrow and Overdrive should be available for your viewing pleasure in the next 26 hours.

Of course, I could have just claimed that it's a PPV and was mailed to all of you who paid... buuuuuut I'm not gonna do that. Because, uhm, well... I can't actually think of a reason why not. Yeah, I should have done that...

Ignavus
2004-10-04, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by AWF Press Office
Of course, I could have just claimed that it's a PPV and was mailed to all of you who paid...

Genius!

Oh, you have so much to teach, oh great master.

Xille
2004-10-04, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Ignavus
Genius!

Oh, you have so much to teach, oh great master.

Your laziness never ceases to amaze me.

Ignavus
2004-10-04, 02:43 AM
Dude.... that's the character....

I'm not lazy in real life...

>pulls at collar whilst making comic gulping noises<













Shut up.

Silly Cow
2004-10-04, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by AWF Press Office
Overdrive should be available for your viewing pleasure in the next 26 hours.

41 minutes.

Tick tock. Tick tock.

Tempest
2004-10-05, 12:53 PM
16 hours ...

tick tock ... tick tock.

Xille
2004-10-05, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Tempest
16 hours ...

tick tock ... tick tock.

Uh... do you mean 16 hours have passed?

I am so confused.

Ignavus
2004-10-05, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by xille
Uh... do you mean 16 hours have passed?

I am so confused.


That's the brain damage.

I told you jumping off the roof was a bad idea.

People should listen to me more.

Also, about 26.5 hours late :( :( :(

I weep, I mourn.

Bombshell
2004-10-06, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by Ignavus
Also, about 26.5 hours late :( :( :(

I weep, I mourn.

I pretend to be surprised.

The Wild One
2004-10-15, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Bombshell
I pretend to be surprised.

*Crickets chirping*

Yep, the world's best pretender.:p

Ignavus
2004-10-17, 04:05 AM
Dont worry everyone, I've decided to write the show on my own

~~~

JFA: Looks like it's time for the first match... I wonder who the teams will be?
JHA: Doesn't matter... they all suck anyway.

At this point Ignavus comes out.

JHA: Oh, the new guy
JFA: What? New guy? He's been here for months and months!
JHA: And how many matches has he been in? One.
JFA: Oh... yes. Right.
JHA: Well, lets get his partner out.

At this point God comes out.

JFA: What the hell...
JHA: This... Is... Awesome.

The ring announcer is about to announce the team's opponents, but God merely gestures, and the whole roster lights on fire.

JFA: Oh crap me...
JHA: That... was... AWESOME

Igz and God are awarded all the championships.

~~~

I know, I know. No need to thank me.

Amarant Odinson
2004-10-17, 07:09 AM
WORST. SHOW. EVER.

DrEvil
2004-10-17, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Ignavus
Igz and God are awarded all the championships.

OP2005: In your dreams mate.

Extreme_Kup
2004-10-17, 12:08 PM
D-EX: ...........all this waiting makes me think that I should have NOT stayed THIS sober for waiting. *takes a six pack and starts gulping down on beer cans in hopes to make himself drunk in no time*

Ignavus
2004-10-17, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by DrEvil
OP2005: In your dreams mate.

Like I'd dream about this anyway...


when I can dream about, you know, lesbians.



sweet, sweet lesbians.

Shockmeister
2004-10-17, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Ignavus
God merely gestures, and the whole roster lights on fire.
>Somewhere backstage, Judge Death wanders aimlessly, blissfully unaware that he's on fire.<

"Did sssomeone turn up thhe thhermosstat? My crotch iss chaffing..."