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Bandit
2005-08-19, 11:35 PM
I will take on anyone,anytime,anywhere!!!!
Once I enter the arena,I will rule supreme!!!
And I will be next year's champ!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And that's no lie brother!!!!!!!!

Cliffjumper
2005-08-20, 12:14 AM
For ****'s sake, you're 17.

Baxter
2005-08-20, 12:15 PM
If you think you are
Big enough to take me on
You will still get squashed

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-08-20, 02:45 PM
loser

DrEvil
2005-08-20, 08:13 PM
OP: ...And they call me insane

Wolfang
2005-08-21, 12:08 AM
You missed one option off your poll.

'Will anyone actually give a flying fornication about Bandit?'

To which the response is-naturally- no.

Divebomb
2005-08-21, 03:15 AM
Oh come on guys. This is Bandit. I mean he will take on anyone. Anytime. He's going to be next year's champ. How can you possibly hate this man.:rolleyes:

And don't worry Bandit, I am sure that management will be able to come up with a match that will be suitable for a man with your skills.:laugh:

Ravage
2005-08-21, 03:22 AM
You know, I think Bandit here needs a nice introduction to the AWF and BDR is the one to do it.

So stop shaking and start praying. Get in the ring and realise just how much of a punk bitch you really are.

Yeah that was a challenge. Which we know it won't be. So welcome to the AWF Bandit now hope for some divine intervention.

Sociopathic Autobot
2005-08-21, 03:25 AM
I tell you what new guy. I am the God that keeps on giving. You want to make it big in the AWF? You want to rise to the top?

There is only one way you get to the top, junior, and that is through The King of the World, Y3B. So I tell you what, after I am done digging out a fossil and making him bankable again, I will give you a shot at greatness.

When you face me it will be real simple for you though, All you'll need to do is show up and not only will you get a famous ass kicking, you will see the light and REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!

Divebomb
2005-08-21, 05:21 AM
Blaster sit down and shut up. You know you wouldn't last two minutes in the ring with the future champ of our business. He is greatness at its best.



Oh alright even I can't keep up that level of sarcasticness that long. But since we have two people throwing out challenges to the new guy and the new guy thinks he's the best thing we will ever see.....Why don't you both fight him. I mean you know me. I appreciate a good ass kickin every now and then and I think that would be one heel of a show.

Ok, I know you two don't like each other but just for one night I am sure the two of you could forget it and focus on something else. Just think about it, thats all I am saying.

And Bandit.I know you want to make it big but boy, you just don't have a clue. Good luck piss ant.

Ignavus
2005-08-21, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by Sociopathic Autobot
There is only one way you get to the top, junior, and that is through The King of the World, Y3B.

Igz: Yep, we done that.

Heh... seriously kid, stop trying so hard.

Extreme_Kup
2005-08-21, 06:33 AM
D-Ex: "As my partner said, yep, done that...TWICE.

But seriously dude,you need to lighten up...slack off...be the third member of the serial slackaz. Heck it will be a privilage to get a third man in, as our butler. Cause hell, our old butler monkey got killed when I accidentally drove over him with my bike."

Ignavus
2005-08-21, 06:56 AM
Igz: Moooooooooo-Joooooooooooooooooooo!


I cried for a week when he died. The mere thought of having to once again apply my own deodarant still sends shivers down my spine...



good thing I don't bother

Prowl?
2005-08-21, 08:45 AM
Who is this guy?

and more improtantly, why should we care about Bandit?

Hang here for more than a token post and maybe you can start talking trash, hose-head. Till then, keep your nose down, keep jobbing and shut the hell up!

Viewfind
2005-08-21, 05:45 PM
Ass Bandit is mo like it.

Xille
2005-08-21, 06:16 PM
Haha, the guy's not going to say anything with all of the AWF jumping down his throat.

Come on, kid, stick up for yourself. Show us what you've got.

Divebomb
2005-08-21, 07:41 PM
Come on now X. He doesn't have what it takes. He's not like you or I. He won't be able to keep it going. He doesn't have what it takes to stay with it.

I mean I remember what kind of abuse I put on you when you started and what kind of abuse was put on me by O'Con and Summers when I started and I just don't think this piss ant has what it takes to step back up and fight for it. I think P? was right, he's a one poster.

I hope he prooves me wrong but I just don't see that fire from him.

Xille
2005-08-21, 08:02 PM
You're probably right.

Just hoping for another ass to kick, that's all.

Bandit
2005-08-21, 08:33 PM
:laugh: Would some of you guys please, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
I will win and if you're not down with me, I got two words for ya, SUCK IT!!!
And Divebomb is somewhat right, I will be next year's champ by anymeans possible! I used to play some big wrestling games like WWE games for PS2,Gamecube,Gameboy,N62,SNES,SEGA,DREAMCAST,and PS1 for many years, so,SHOW SOME RESPECT!!! And I have been collecting Transformers toys since I was 4years old,so,SHOW SOME TRANSFORMERS RESPECT,OR ELSE!!!! And it;s either be the victor or SHUT THE HELL UP!!! aND i CREATED THIS THIS THREAD AND BY GOD,I'M GONNA KILL IT IF I WANT TO! AND I CAN!

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:01 PM
:eyebrow: Hey Y3B,SHUT THE HELL UP you little C.L.B!WOOO!!!!!
I am the ULTIMATE JUGGALO! Yu either fear me or I'll put you through a table!!!!!! Who the hell you think you are? The stupid Vince McMahon? You are a huge,horrible,honker!!! You are a complete assclown! You are a drinker of urine-laced tea! You are a Bad Toupee!!!! You are a Creepy Little Bastard! You are a throwback,an old relic without an expiration date!

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:06 PM
Hey Ignavus,do you know what you are? A STOOPID MONKEY!!!!

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:10 PM
Hey X,you're gonna see more than an ass kicking,YOU are gonna get your ass kicked you stupid,creepy,dirty,crazy,idiotic,drunken,SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:16 PM
Prowl?,you are nothing but a big zit on a donkey's stinky ass! So you are against me,but does it look like aI give a F***? HELL NO! You're just a creepy little bitch! Take That! Beeeeyyyuuuooooooottttcchhhhh!!!!!!

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:22 PM
Wolfang,YOU are just a stupid,furry,frosty,teddy bear!!You Creepy Little Bastard!! You stinkin' SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! I'm very skilled in ECW rules-type matches!,you poor bastard!!

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:28 PM
DrEvil,I think that you are more insane than any other assclown,creepy little bastard,and any other son of a bitch in the AWF. After all, you are Dr.Evil right? You are evil,right? Are you the ULTIMATE JUGGALO? NO! Are you the True Nature Boy? HELL NO! YOU evil,insane,funny,crazy SON OF A BITCH!

Wolfang
2005-08-21, 09:32 PM
Okay junior, that's it. Stop and take a breather.

For the record, some people do find me creepy. But I ain't little, b*tchboy. So now, shut up and listen to some advice.

You know you just spouted a load of abuse at alot of guys who actually know how things operate in this place.

Lets take stock: between just the five people you've insulted, there's three AWF Championships, five AWF Tag team Championships, three European Championships, four Hardcore Championships, one TV Championship and a Lord of the Mat.

You really don't wanna be sticking your neck out that far unless you want to have it broken for you.

Look kid, you're not gonna get very far with those fields of potatoes on your shoulders. And throwing out challenges to all and sundry is not gonna help. Especially when X, P?, Y3B and me are the names you pulled out.

Hey- I'm not a fan of two of those guys, but they deserve respect. They've earned it. The only thing you're going to earn yourself with that attitude is a beating.

So, until after the PPV, I suggest you sit down and keep very quiet. Otherwise, watch you back: because I'll be there to break it for you.

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:35 PM
Cyberstrike nTo,I found out that the way you are,no wonder why your wrestling company went out of business! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! That's right! Your WCW thing is gone because it was out of business!!!! You POOR CREEPY LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:41 PM
Wolfang,honestly,I can't give a rat's ass on what you say! And for now on I will be the THE CHAMPION BOUNTY HUNTER! I will be THE LEGEND KILLER!!! And you break my back? I like to see you try you CREEPY BIG BASTARD!!! CREEPY BIG BASTARD,how does that sound?

Wolfang
2005-08-21, 09:44 PM
That shows a heck of alot of creativity right there.

Keep it up, son, and you're going out on your ear.

Bandit
2005-08-21, 09:44 PM
Hey Baxter,the Bears SUCK! The Decepticons are better!! You bear lovin',crazy,complete Butthead of today! You crazy SON OF A BITCH!

Halfshell
2005-08-21, 09:53 PM
Wow. And that's a sackload of blah right there.

So you've played games and bought toys. So's my five year old cousin, but that doesn't mean she'd whip me in a fight. She'd probably be able to whip you, mind.

A few things, you little backstage wannabe.

One! Throwing around other peoples' catchphrases when you have nothing to actually say? Y-A-A-A-A-H-W-N-a-rama. Things here are won on quality...

Two! Not quantity. There's an edit button. You can read through other replies whilst typing yours. There's no excuse whatsoever for powerposting.

Three! I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you've done or what you want to be. If I had a championship win for every little punk who wanders in and says they're gonna win everything in sight, then disappeared without a win to their name, then I'd be... well, I'd probably be in much the same position I am now. I rock THAT much.

Run back to your parents before they realise it's past your bedtime, kid. You want to play with the big boys? Prepare for a long year of counting the lights on the ceiling.

Because at the end of the day, it's not just the HeartBrend Kid and Summers... I reckon every single person in this fed that's Better Than You. Every single person in this fed, I say. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON.

Except maybe Sixswitch. :o

Bandit
2005-08-21, 10:24 PM
Heart Brend Kid, You are a Has Been Kid. First of all, I am 17 year old,you Has Been Kid! And you're just another assclown on the spot you Bastard! My parents? Your parents are evil! Your dad is an evil man and a complete ass wipe! Your mom is a pain in the ass and she is a filthy,dirty,disgustinf,bootom-feeding,trashbag whore! YOU buttmunch,ass wipe,ass hole,assclown,c.l.b,butthead,toilet head,stupid monkey,monkey clown,butt hole!

Divebomb
2005-08-21, 11:16 PM
Bandit, sit down and shut the hell up before I take you out to that ring by the scruff of your neck and beat you like the red headed step child that you are.

Yes you are 17, you have youth on your side. But how old do you really think most of us are? I am only 22. I have had 3 tag title reigns and am the current IC champ. You have done nothing but spout a bunch of crap that would make a two year old shake his head in disgust

Now I am hoping you stick around fvor awhile because I think that you might just match cyberstrike for the longest losing streak. You have not even had one match and you have single handedly annoyed the entire AWF roster. But hey I don't hold any hate for you, just pity. You spout off and throw insults one after the other but simply calling everyone on the roster a SON OF A BITCH! one after the other doesn't really constitute....Brains, for lack of a better word. Then you spout of one long rant of stringed together words about peoples mom's and you still think you are the future.

You call yourself the future champ, the real living legend, the legend killer, the ultimate bounty hunter, the ultimate juggalo. You have played video games, you collect toys and you for some reason think that that means something to us. Boy sit down and open your ears. You are a green skinned piss ant full of envy for all those around you. You have claimed to be things you are not for so long that you are actually believing them. So if you have the power to do anything around here then do it and be over with it. But I won't be holding my breath. So get the hell off your cloud before I bring your world crashing back down to earth.

***And quit making another damn poll for people to post in. Don't be a complete dumb ass.***

Ravage
2005-08-22, 04:39 AM
I think Bandit may not be a total retard. He didn't insult the one man that would not care if he ended this punks car... no no life in the ring.

Thats right BDR. But as everyone else said Juggawhatever you're barking up the wrong tree here.

So whoever you get booked with in the end realise it's your fault and I hope they give me the honors of taking you apart.

Ignavus
2005-08-22, 06:24 AM
OOC: Who else is really enjoying this? Because I am really enjoying this. This is just freakin funny.

Also - I curse the admin who added the extra option to the poll, because I woulda totally picked that one.

IC: Kid... sit down for a second... because it's time for a lecture.... from... PROFESSAH SLACKA!

Lesson 1: Spending Energy is BAD! Bad, bad, bad! Look what you just did. You just pissed off everyone ever. For Jimminy Cricket's sake, HBK, D-Bomb, BDR, Xille, my slacka brotha D-Ex, or, yes, even me, could wipe the floor with ya. So what did all that energy get you? Losingness. As opposed to the glory that is the Serial Slackaz, who do no work and yet still are the best tag team in the AWF.

Yeah - that's right D-Bomb. I said it. In yo' face!

Lesson 2: I can understand the desire to not spend work creating one's own catchphrase. Why go to such effort when there are already so many tempting ones out there to snatch up? But now, this is a hard lesson, being lazy only works in select applications. Just stealing isn't lazy, it's dumb.

Lesson 3: FEAR THE WANG!

Lesson 4: Don't question the relevancy of lesson 3.

Lesson 5: A "STOOPID MONKEY" you say? I fail to see the insult. Indeed, sir, I believe it is you that has insulted yourself! Everyone knows monkeys rock.

Take these lessons to heart, and, should my brother D-Ex, the DOCTA DRUNKA, decide to educated you then take them to heart as well. Learn the way of the lazy, and let it be good.

OOC: Sorry, having way too much fun. And yes, to reiterate: In yo' face D-Bomb.

Divebomb
2005-08-22, 06:33 AM
OOC: Come now igz, longest tag reigns don't count for much when you don't have the likes of The NWA, Lock and King, Better Than You, the Mav'ricks and *Shudders* Compufire coming after you. But seeings how a few of those teams are back around. I foresee alot of fun coming. Enjoy Igz.

Ignavus
2005-08-22, 06:37 AM
OOC: Wait, what was that you said?

Longest tag title reign ever? >cough, cough<

Halfshell
2005-08-22, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
Heart Brend Kid, You are a Has Been Kid. First of all, I am 17 year old,you Has Been Kid! And you're just another assclown on the spot you Bastard! My parents? Your parents are evil! Your dad is an evil man and a complete ass wipe! Your mom is a pain in the ass and she is a filthy,dirty,disgustinf,bootom-feeding,trashbag whore! YOU buttmunch,ass wipe,ass hole,assclown,c.l.b,butthead,toilet head,stupid monkey,monkey clown,butt hole!

First off, you backstage little whelp, I never mentioned your parents in any negative light, so leaping in to defend them just shows you to be an insecure nothing. Hell, if you can't cope with cracks made by your own paranoid delusions, how do you think you're gonna cope when the fastest feet in the fed superkick you back to WCW circa 2001, which is apparantly where you think you are.

Secondly... has been kid? Wow. That's absolutely hilarious. I hope for your sake your reactions are faster than your wit. Anybody would think I hadn't heard that a dozen times before... you're not the first jumped up little runt to stroll in and say that the Brendinio HEAT is a has-been. And you know what happened to each and every one of those? No, nor do I, because they were never heard from again.

But, lo and behold a miracle has occured! Because you're actually right about something. I am a has been. I'm also a still am. And I will be for a long time to come. And you know what that thing that I have been, still am and will be is, kid? I'll tell you - BTY.

Better Than You. Better than you, I say. BETTER. THAN. YOU.

Lord Zarak
2005-08-22, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Divebomb
OOC: Come now igz, longest tag reigns don't count for much when you don't have the likes of The NWA, Lock and King, Better Than You, the Mav'ricks and *Shudders* Compufire coming after you. But seeings how a few of those teams are back around. I foresee alot of fun coming. Enjoy Igz.

I notice the lack of Blood and Thunder in there. Tut tut *shakes head*

Divebomb
2005-08-22, 01:55 PM
My bad Z, I wasso disgusted at having to put compufire in there that all else went out of my head. But yes Blood and Thunder deserves to be there too,

Bandit
2005-08-22, 07:38 PM
Some of you guys who think that I am a loser are a bunch of complete assclowns! Oh,and Divebomb,screw you porkchop! So you're in your twenties but does it look like I give a f*ck? Hell No! You guys should know that I used to get into some small fights when I was 5years old and it was a bitch to survive! I honestly don't give a damn on what some of you ass holes think you are because I used to be in some school gangs myself. For example,nWo,D-12,L.O.D,DEGENERATION X,A.P.A,dMp,Nation of Domination,and WI ECW. So beat that you stupid drinkers of urine-laced beer! Oh and Ignavus, It's good to be pissed off than to be pissed on!!! A "STOOPID MONKEY" you say? I fail to see the insult. Indeed, sir, I believe it is you that has insulted yourself! Everyone knows monkeys rock. You poor Bastard! And welcome to the new AWF,Bitch!

Bandit
2005-08-22, 08:53 PM
Extreme_Kup,get your own damn butler or better yet,get your own damn crap! And Ravage,So whoever you get booked with in the end realise it's your fault and I hope they give me the honors of taking you apart. You poor ASS WIPE! Divebomb, sit down and shut the hell up before I take you out to that ring by the scruff of your neck and beat you like the red headed step child that you are and you have done nothing but spout a bunch of crap that would make a two year old shake his head in disgust and that's a sackload of blah right there and so get the hell off your cloud before I bring your world crashing back down to earth.

***And quit making another damn smart-ass remark about me. Don't be such a complete assclown.***

Now can you dig that? SUCKA!

Xille
2005-08-22, 09:09 PM
IC -

Alright, Bandit, I thought it was cute, but now it's even starting to piss me off. And, as Ravage knows, it takes a great deal of stupidity to piss me off.

Watch your language, lest you find my buddy Mr. Chair stuck between your teeth.

OOC - Oh, and pick a style in your profile, man... you can't be every single wrestler on the block... that just wouldn't be fair. You have to have strengths and weaknesses, just like everyone else. Think it over. Explaining your gimmick a bit more wouldn't hurt, either.

Bandit
2005-08-22, 09:16 PM
Uh......Sure X,whatever you say and I was just joking a bit to have some laughs,boy. And it's good to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

Divebomb
2005-08-23, 12:32 AM
OOC: You know what bandit. I am a very tolerent person but this is getting on my nerves. Think for yourself and quit playing copy cat. I know you are young, but at least try to act your age.

IC: Bandit, until you get a shot at my IC title just piss off. I don't have time to deal with two year olds.

Viewfind
2005-08-23, 01:31 AM
I love ever post this kid makes, keep them coming.

Divebomb
2005-08-23, 01:42 AM
Viewfind, don't encourage the young one.

Xille
2005-08-23, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Bandit
Uh......Sure X,whatever you say and I was just joking a bit to have some laughs,boy. And it's good to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

*Sigh*

You know what? Forget it.

If they can't learn, they can't learn.

Divebomb
2005-08-23, 05:02 AM
Now X. You have finally seen the light.

Extreme_Kup
2005-08-23, 09:58 AM
OOC: it was just in character dude, dont be pissed off at it. But if I did offend you...Im am so sorry. But welcome to the AWF anyways. Enjoy your multiple sentenced jobbing too, I know I did ;)

Halfshell
2005-08-23, 01:33 PM
OOC: Who holds the record for the longest debut jobbing streak? Is it still Cloud? Cow would know. I miss Cow. :(

What? Oh... no reason for my asking... none at all... ahem.

Bandit
2005-08-23, 05:22 PM
Hey Viewfind,thanks for the advice and maybe we should cause some serious hell and nail some foriegn objects in some guy's skull.

Bandit
2005-08-23, 05:27 PM
Extreme_Kup,you may have a bright idea and maybe we can help each other out so we can kick some serious asses around the AWF and thanks for the greeting because you are starting to sound like Theodore R. Long or Teddy Long for short. Thanks for the advice though and kick some punk ass around the AWF!

Viewfind
2005-08-23, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
Hey Viewfind,thanks for the advice and maybe we should cause some serious hell and nail some foriegn objects in some guy's skull.


MWHAHAHAHA!

Ignavus
2005-08-23, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
Extreme_Kup,you may have a bright idea and maybe we can help each other out so we can kick some serious asses around the AWF and thanks for the greeting because you are starting to sound like Theodore R. Long or Teddy Long for short. Thanks for the advice though and kick some punk ass around the AWF!

You are showing way too much effort to be a slacka, no matter how much you may wish to join the most awesomest of the lethargic.

I summary....

MWHAHAHAHA!

Extreme_Kup
2005-08-24, 10:01 AM
OOC: tempting offer..right igz ;) But as he said, sorry friend, but the slacka house is actually full. My character was just drunk then when he talked to ya. Good luck in having a solo run though, singles jobs are BETTER than tag jobs.

Baxter
2005-08-24, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
Hey Baxter,the Bears SUCK! The Decepticons are better!! You bear lovin',crazy,complete Butthead of today! You crazy SON OF A BITCH!


Would responding in
Only the form of Haiku
Make me crazy, Yes

Bandit
2005-08-24, 04:05 PM
Hey Viewfind,thanks for the encouragement and start pissing people off. You know what they say:It's good to be pissed off than to be pissed on!

Bandit
2005-08-24, 04:12 PM
qoute:

Originally posted by Xille

{Alright, Bandit, I thought it was cute, but now it's even starting to piss me off. And, as Ravage knows, it takes a great deal of stupidity to piss me off.}

{Watch your language, lest you find my buddy Mr. Chair stuck between your teeth.}


Alright X,you should know of what I said to you,you been had!
Iwas jokin' butt head!And you hit in the teeth with a chair you called Mr.Chair,I like to see you try,boy!

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-08-24, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
Cyberstrike nTo,I found out that the way you are,no wonder why your wrestling company went out of business! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! That's right! Your WCW thing is gone because it was out of business!!!!


IC: "If you mean the fed I own it's been in busisness for 3 years and is hotter than ever, but that's another disscussion for another day.

Now unless you have something to say that is about me in the AWF or do you plan to stand there and say anything else about a
subject that you know nothing about. You want to challenge to me take it up with the booking committee, otherwise I'm through wasteing my time with you.

I got alot more important things to do like:
I got to prepare to beat Wolfang for the Hardcore title at Overdrive.
At Mayhem I've to get ready to beat King so I can advance to the Iron Gaunlet also at Overdirve.

OOC: Bandit unless you're in an inter-promotional match or you have BOTH my and G91's permission never bring up my fed
here again. It's a very touchy topic here.

Viewfind
2005-08-24, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
Hey Viewfind,thanks for the encouragement and start pissing people off. You know what they say:It's good to be pissed off than to be pissed on!

:afro: :headbang: :lol: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: