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Wolfang
2005-09-05, 10:32 PM
IC: Alright, b*tchboys. Everyone has been far too damned quiet for far too bloody long. So... I say let the smack-talk commence.

Okay... I'll start, just in case anyone doesn't remember how this goes.

*Ahem*

Back... you had better be paying attention, you sputum-infested monkey turd. I have your match for AWF Overdrive: and it's your speciality: getting your worthless @$$ handed to you inside Hell's Chamber.

I won't think any less of you if you decide not to show up. Actually- Idon't believe it's possible for me to think less of you. After all: I have a Hardcore title defence against Scarecrow after I kick your scrawny buttocks. And believe me... I will.

As for Scarecrow: well, I have to say that you get the advantage. You festering boil upon the face of the human race, you. You get to take me on after I am worn out from smackihng Christopher Back thirty-seven ways to the Thursday after the PPV. You must really be relishing the thought of being practically handed a victory by that honourless turdball Reilly.

Either way gents, I just want you to remember one thing and one thing only. Regardless of the outcome, you two are both going to need medical attention when I'm finished with you.

So I suggest you- and that screaming cowardly little b*tchboy Reilly- all say your prayers. At Overdrive, you are going to need every last one you can get....

Xille
2005-09-06, 04:25 AM
Lock, you'd better watch out. I haven't forgotten about you, baby.

The X has been going through some changes in his time off, and I can assure you, it's been for the best. The X won't stop until you're on the other end of the chair that you sent to him not too far back.

So Lock, live your life, but fear the X.

Remember that.

Random Sweep
2005-09-06, 05:44 AM
Well well well! Making excuses now are we Wolfang? Surely you can't have so little confidence that you are already explaining why you are going to lose your title to me.

What is it, truely? Fear? I can't say that I blame you. If I were facing me I would be afraid too.

Regardless, you and I both know that you can't use Back as and excuse. that B*tch wouldn't tire out a five year old let alone a grown man.

Ignavus
2005-09-06, 03:43 PM
I guess I should say I'm energized and excited to get in the ring and give my 110% effort and work my ass off.

But that would be silly.

Besides, D-Ex left for a drink six days ago and we still haven't heard from him. We've gotten reports that he's somewhere in Ireland by now, though.

Halfshell
2005-09-06, 03:51 PM
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<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

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Cyberstrike nTo
2005-09-06, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Wolfang
IC: Alright, b*tchboys. Everyone has been far too damned quiet for far too bloody long. So... I say let the smack-talk commence.

Okay... I'll start, just in case anyone doesn't remember how this goes.

*Ahem*

Back... you had better be paying attention, you sputum-infested monkey turd. I have your match for AWF Overdrive: and it's your speciality: getting your worthless @$$ handed to you inside Hell's Chamber.

I won't think any less of you if you decide not to show up. Actually- Idon't believe it's possible for me to think less of you. After all: I have a Hardcore title defence against Scarecrow after I kick your scrawny buttocks. And believe me... I will.

As for Scarecrow: well, I have to say that you get the advantage. You festering boil upon the face of the human race, you. You get to take me on after I am worn out from smackihng Christopher Back thirty-seven ways to the Thursday after the PPV. You must really be relishing the thought of being practically handed a victory by that honourless turdball Reilly.

Either way gents, I just want you to remember one thing and one thing only. Regardless of the outcome, you two are both going to need medical attention when I'm finished with you.

So I suggest you- and that screaming cowardly little b*tchboy Reilly- all say your prayers. At Overdrive, you are going to need every last one you can get....


IC: Fang, I look at you and see a little man acting big do you think
after all of the insane matches I've been in and defeating guys that are bigger and badder than you and is the fact that I'm facing you in a Hardcore match is supposed to scare me?
The only thing I'm thinking about is how many ways can I beat the hell out of you. Beating me in Hell's Chamber was a long time ago and unlike you and the rest of the AWF I live in the present and unlike you I do learn from my mistakes and Fang I don't repeat history.

Wolfang
2005-09-06, 09:32 PM
Scarecrow, even if you do win: I'm still of the opinion that you aren't fit to lick my jockstrap clean. And no: I am not talking about fulfilling some sick fantasy you might have about me wearing it at the time.

And Back; you may have been in matches against bigger guys than myself, but you have never been up against anything that resembles what you face inside Hell's Chamber at Overdrive. That much I can assure you of.

Extreme_Kup
2005-09-07, 09:28 AM
Ireland airport

We see some tall person lying down on a row of chairs with a blanket covered on his body. His arm sticks out and it is holding a liquor bottle.

PA: "FLIGHT 183 FOR NEW YORK HAS ARRIVED"

The figure inside the blanket starts to stir and eventually rolls down to the ground. He picks himself up and grabs the blanket. It looks like he is D-Extre...WAIT IT IS HIM!

D-Ex: "*grumble grumble*.......where am I? Is octoberfest over yet?"

He makes his way towards the deserted bag and grabs it by the handle. He makes his way towards the airplane as the scene fades to black.

The next day....

*We see D-Extreme sitting down on his normal couch and drinking some beer.

D-Ex: "Where the hell is Igz?"

*He hears a knock and he opens the door. D-Ex flashes a grin as he notices that its the AWF recording team.

D-Ex: "Smack talk, right?"

*D-Ex lets out a cough before he starts.

D-Ex: "OK listen up. I dont care which tag team is next on the line here for the Serial Slackaz tag team titles. Fact of the matter is, these titles are here to stay. Its been with us longer than any team that I can recall....since I feel a bit drunk right now see? In other words, this tag team belt, just like us, are TOO LAZY to get outta our waists. So dont waste your time trying to challenge us. We beaten teams already to defend this belt. Xille and Ghostal? We beat em! Nmat and Blaster....even though he wont admit it...we beat em! Murder Inc. WE BEAT EM! Starstorm *laughs*.......haha.....hahaha.......yep.....that team as well. No matter how easy of a match that was."

*D-Ex stops for a while to catch his breath from laughing.

D-Ex: "Now, its a new beggining and I hope that me and Igz will find a new tag team to defend these titles with. We dont care which team. May it be the returning teams of NWA, Mav'ricks, Blood and Thunder or goodness gracrious...even THOSE DAMN REAPERS.......we STILL dont care!!! We dont care if your a new team or a returning team or a team that the coca cola and miller lite corporation sent to get our money....cause were the serial slackaz dammit! We dont wanna waste our effort to care about you guys. Just step into the ring and be the next in line for the Reactive Rejection, plain and simple!"

*D-Ex pats his belt and looks at the camera

D-Ex: "So AWF, your tag team champs await the next challenge......after that......its time for us to release a DVD ;) "

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-09-07, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Wolfang
Scarecrow, even if you do win: I'm still of the opinion that you aren't fit to lick my jockstrap clean. And no: I am not talking about fulfilling some sick fantasy you might have about me wearing it at the time.

And Back; you may have been in matches against bigger guys than myself, but you have never been up against anything that resembles what you face inside Hell's Chamber at Overdrive. That much I can assure you of.


IC: "You want to take me on in a Hell's Chamber match at Overdrive? The match that I created and that I perfected?
Do know what happened to last guy that tangled with me in a Hell's Chamber? Lets just say it wasn't pretty.
You must have deathwish Fang. Why don't you hug a sucidial bomber Fang it'll be a hell of less painful for you!
Because the only way that you're getting out of this match is as a corpse.
If history has taught me one thing is that I don't make the same
mistake twice, because I don't lose...I CONQUER!
You're just another conquest on my way to the AWF World title.
Pay attention to what I do King on Mayhem because Fang that's
what gonna happen to you at Overdrive."

Wolfang
2005-09-08, 09:35 AM
*YAWN*

Oh... are you finished? Well... not yet perhaps...

But, Back, let me clue you in: I didn't get these belts on dumb luck. I won the TV Title when I hit Strifer with the Crimson Twilight, and I ttok back the Hardcore Championship when I made Zarak tap out to my patented Figure Four.

You are not going to present a problem, Back. No problem at all...

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-09-08, 06:47 PM
IC: Back speaks but in a high pitched kidde voice, he's mocking
Wolfang's voice.
"I didn't get these belts on dumb luck. I won the TV Title when I hit Strifer with my lame ass the Crimson Twilight, and I took the Hardcore Championship when I made Zarak tap out to my cheap ass version Figure Four."

Back then speaks in his regular voice.

"Wolfang do you honestly think that I give a damn how you beat those 2 idioits for the titles that you currently have?
I can hit you with a Breakdown from any angle that I choose.
I made Scarecrow, who by the way vowed that he would never tap out, tap out to the Darklight Hold not once but twice!
Then I got a new move that I've beaten a lot of guys in my fed with but I've yet used it in the AWF called intrestingly
The Overdrive. When I hit you with that Fang you won't be getting up from that ever.
But in the end it won't matter what I hit you with because the thing is inside that Chamber and it's not it's about how many moves I got and how many times I hit you with them it's about how much pain I'm gonna inflict on you until you can't stand up for the 10 count. Because that's the only way to win is my knocking you out cold."

Wolfang
2005-09-08, 10:18 PM
"Hi... my name is Cyberstwike and I'm a wiener."

You think, b*tchboy, because you can beat some guys in that excuse for a fed you call the X-WCW that you can best me? Listen junior... I made Zarak tap out. I made Auros tap out. Heck... if I recall rightly I made you tap out to the Figure Four as well. So don't go getting cocky with me, you trumped up little f*cktard.

When I get in that ring, and you step into that cage, the games begin. And you know what they say about trapped animals, Back. How they can be unbelievably savage? You're gonna believe it when I tear you to pieces at Overdrive.

As for you repertoire... it's nothing. I hit you with the Graveyard Run, the Crimson Twilight, the Shadowstorm, the Wolfsbane... hell, I can hit you from any angle and you won't even know the match is over until they're rolling you out on a stretcher.

Do yourself a favour, Back, and stop talking. It'll be good practice for when I break your jaw.

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-09-09, 05:43 PM
IC: "Let me remind you of something that you have seem to have forgotten amd that is that I have the highest pain threshold in the AWF!
I've been thrown off a scafold then I had Bombshell and the scafold fall on top me
I've been superplexed off the top rope on to the floor, thrown off
29 foot ladders off the stage, etc, and etc. I still showed up for the AWF show.
If any of that had happened to you; you would still be in ICU of a hospital."

Wolfang
2005-09-09, 11:07 PM
I was thrown off the War Games Cell... through a table... to the floor. I was powerbombed through the cell- and almost the ring- in the same match. I was beaten half to death with a chair and still had it together enough that- with a hand from TC- I was able to help in the final decision and made King tap out.

Don't you dare insult my intelligence by proclaiming that you have a higher pain threshold. I made you tap to the Figure Four. I beat you with the Deathstalker at ArchiveMania 2. I have taught many individuals a number of lessons in what pain is.

At Overdrive, Back, class will be in session. Let's see how your grades hold up.

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-09-18, 10:23 PM
OOC: This is contiued from 9-12-05 Mayhem (http://tfarchive.com/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32364) thread.
Also I must apologize in advance this will contain references to my fed but I feel it's important to the story to play up my character's history with Wolfang and his in Hell's Chamber matches. Again I'm sorry.


IC: "You know Fang, who should never thank King for beating me, because you see I was planning on just beating you quick and painful. Now since I won't be in the Iron Ganulet you now get my full and unadultarated attention.
But Fang we both have been in some of the brutal battles in the history of this business and we both have survived but at Overdrive we once again step foot in Hell's Chamber a match so brutal that I was told by the former AWF owner Chris Vacarro that it would be never done in the AWF again. You've been in 2
that I know of the one at AM2 and the one against D-Extreme in
my fed that you lost by the way.
I've been in 3 the very first one the one, at AM2, and the most recent one with D-Extreme which I won by the way. I've studied every one other one that I booked and I've studied and practiced in the match more than anyone else. I know every centimeter of
the Chamber, where all the barded wire is at and most of I know
the where all the spots to throw you into the side of the chamber
to make it hurt you at the most Fang!
I kick inside, outside, through, down through the hole in the top of the Hell's Chamber. Nothing short of a miracle will stop me from killing your career.

Because you see Fang I might be weird, I might be eccentric, but I love pain which I know for a fact is not the same for you.
I love taken a chair shot to the head and I get turned on just by thought of smashing you head in with a sledgehammer.
You made the biggest mistake of your life when you challenged me to this kind of a match buddy boy.
You challenged me to a Hell's Chamber match and this match is the match that I created...and that I perfected!

Fang I will hurt you in the Chamber in ways you can't even begin
to fathom. You see Fang when I I'm done with you they won't need to call an ambulance for you, they'll be calling a funeral home for you.

I'll see you in Hell Fang...Hell's Chamber!"

Wolfang
2005-09-19, 11:22 PM
IC: Hell, I'm not even indulge you anymore. Now I'm just gonna let my actions do the talking.

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-09-22, 03:29 PM
IC: "That's fine with me Fang because everyone knows that I'm the Renegade in the AWF."

Amarant Odinson
2005-09-22, 08:55 PM
The Renegade? You mean the Ultimate Warrior rip off from WCW?

Not eactly someone you should be aspiring to be there, Back.

Ignavus
2005-09-22, 10:05 PM
I aspire to be Barbara Walters.

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-09-25, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Amarant Odinson
The Renegade? You mean the Ultimate Warrior rip off from WCW?

Not eactly someone you should be aspiring to be there, Back.

OOC: Not that Renegade AO! It's a new nickname that I want my guy to have the "AWF Renegade" I mean he already is a renegade. The AWF brass can't stand him, none of the roster don't trust him, and the fans hate him (except in Indiana the fans love him there)
He's always been a rebel, a rouge, outsider, outcast, a loner,
a maverick... you know a renegade.
He's the guy says what he wants and does what he wants and really doesn't care about what others think or feel about him.

Wolfang
2005-09-26, 11:56 AM
OOC: Except that nobody is going to buy that gimmick... just like they didn't buy the Multi-Million Dollar Man Christopher Back, 'The New F'n Game' Christopher Back or any of the others before that.

Cyberstrike nTo
2005-10-04, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Wolfang
OOC: Except that nobody is going to buy that gimmick... just like they didn't buy the Multi-Million Dollar Man Christopher Back, 'The New F'n Game' Christopher Back or any of the others before that.

OOC:
Ok first off the renegade gimmick was something I asked form SA awhile ago and we both agreed on it. I just thought it was time to bring it up.

Second: The Billion Dollar Gimmick did work, because it's been well established that's rich man and taking him into the renegade gimmick is the next logical step in the character's progession.

Third: The New F'n Game gimmick would've worked if certian people would've given me a chance to run with it.

Fourth: I love to take my character in new and surprising directions.

and finally: Why is it when anyone else here takes their character
in a new direction they don't have no trouble with it.
If and when I do it and everybody and their bother jumps down my throat.
I'm sorry but the this nonsence is getting old.

Ignavus
2005-10-05, 04:47 AM
OOC: Speaking of which, D-Ex and I have decided to renounce our much beloved slacker/drunk gimmicks, in favor of....

drumroll please

The Clowns from HELL!

We'll ride clown cars and unicycles, have funny wigs, big shoes, and red noses... but be EVIL while doing it. NO ONE CAN STOP SATAN CLOWNAZ!

Extreme_Kup
2005-10-05, 11:58 AM
OOC: I guess some gimmicks wont be approved by some people for some reasons (I recall I wanted to be a guy from the future ala Max Moon, but it was turned down on an e-fed I was since they told me it wont work). So I dont wanna touch that matter if you ask me. But as for the insane clownaz?.......hmmmmmmmm.........

IC:
The scene opens with D-Ex drinking beer and watching some TV. We also see his free hand with the telephone. We get audio as soon as the cameras zoom up on D-Ex's face.

D-Ex: "Ah.....my leg is crammpin right now Igz. I got nothin to do here but watch TV and sit on my couch. What? Oh the program I'm watching now eh? Its Bozo the clown. Hehehe funny stuff dude. So you sure there are tag teams who are returning to the AWF and they want OUR titles? Damn! I guess I should start being a bit more sober and catch things up. Huh? What do you mean Michael Jackson wrestled in your federation? Stop BS-in me already. Well I got to go ok? Bozo marathon is still on."

*D-Ex hangs up and watches the show. After a couple of hours, we hear D-Ex yawning and turning off the TV screen. He dozes off to sleep and we go into DREAM MODE!!!

Dream mode

D-Ex gets up from his couch and hears a remarkably squeeky noises. He scratches his head and notices his hair is much more thick than usual.

D-Ex: "What in the world?"

He looks into the mirror and notices he is in a clown get up. He looks a bit baffled and turns around to hear someone opening the door. Its Igz wearing a clown get up.

D-Ex: "Hey I'm a clown! Y...youre a clown!"
Igz: ".....and your point is? :eyebrow: "
D-Ex: "WE ARE CLOWNS!!!"
Igz: "Well of course we are. Dont you remember that we are tag team champs? And were a team?"
D-Ex: "I know that! Were The Serial Slackaz! We slack off and love it!"
Igz: "What are you talking about D? You have been drinking again havent you huh? Were called the SATAN CLOWNAZ!!!"
D-Ex: "Satan clownaz?"
Igz: "You know, we are clowns.....but evil."
D-Ex: "........................."
Igz: "You know, EVIL?"
D-Ex:".......:glance: ....................:glance: ..........:glance: ......"
Igz: "In other words, we are BAD CLOWNS!"
D-Ex: "........oh. So why are we, BAD?"
Igz: "First of all, we go down ringside with clown cars or unicycles and throw acid pies to the ring announcer. In which case, we let his face burn and laugh evily. The kids in the crowd, we give them balloons, but then we prick it with a needle to pop it. So the kid will CRY hard since we popped his precious balloon. And D-Ex, do you know the MOST EVIL thing we do?"
D-Ex: "Uhm......I am dying to know how "evil' it is....sure."
Igz: "We run around the ring with our clown cars and unicycles to chase our opponents....aint that just evilish? MUHAHAHAHA........:laugh:"

D-Ex looks around him before he looks back at Igz.

D-Ex: ":sick: please tell me, this is not real."
Igz: "Hey this IS real, D-Ex!"
D-Ex: "But us? EVIL? That is not good!"
Igz: "But evil is fun! Evil...is....like good. BUT BETTER."
D-Ex: " :nonono: ........NO! Evil is not good! I will not...I SHALL not go into the evil things that men can d...wait. Did you say we have clown cars and clown unicycles?"
Igz: "Yeah?"
D-Ex: "SWEET! I wanna be evil! Lets go partner!"

With that, we hear a clown like song filling the dream as the Satan Clownaz leave the apartment and enter their clowncar. But remember...this song.....IS EVIL!!!

Normal time.......

D-Ex gets up from his dream and looks at the time.

D-Ex: "Eh? Its already dinner time?"

D-Ex gets up from the couch and scratches his posterior. He walks up to the mirror and notices everything is back to normal.

D-Ex: "Me and Igz as an evil clown. Nah! It wont work....or can it?"

The scene fades as we hear D-Ex emphatically shouting "NAH!" before he goes to the kitchen.

Bandit
2005-12-10, 12:42 AM
Whoa! Hold up! What the hell's goin' on here?! If this is a trash-talking thing, then I got sometin' to say, Let the f***in' bodies hit the floor pretty damn hard Mutha F****er! And Wolfang, continue pissin' some of them dumbass jackasses off and show them what the fans want!!!!! Oh Hell Yeah! And I am the Backyard Prince of Hell!! And I am Cornholio! I need Energon for my Bunghole!

Karl Baller
2006-01-11, 11:21 PM
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*The lights cut off and it becomes dark and silent for a long time, about 2 minutes later, fire explodes from the metal parts of the turnbuckles and the fans scream in terror, fire also explodes from the ramp creating a wall of fire from each side.*


*As the fans look around confused and scared, the Wartron turns on and movie clips and pictures of the past wars such as World War 1 and 2, the gulf war, Cold war, Han Dynasty era, and others begin to show while a Church bell rings loudly.*


*The fire still burns as the clips and pictures of the different greek gods also begins to show, after it shows all of them, the video come to an end, the wartron then shows a tall figure wearing a Red robe with a hood over him shielding his face, his head is looking down to the ground.*

*the camera pans closer to him and he puts his head up looking straight at the camera, the darkness still blocks his face so nobody can see him*

Deep Evil Voice: The day of rekoning draws near, blood will be shed and souls shall be destroyed, the true god of war..............IS HERE!!!

*the camera bleaks out as the firey greek letters of "CCC" appear on the Wartron and the lights come back on*

Sociopathic Autobot
2006-01-13, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by Karl Baller
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*The lights cut off and it becomes dark and silent for a long time, about 2 minutes later, fire explodes from the metal parts of the turnbuckles and the fans scream in terror, fire also explodes from the ramp creating a wall of fire from each side.*


*As the fans look around confused and scared, the Wartron turns on and movie clips and pictures of the past wars such as World War 1 and 2, the gulf war, Cold war, Han Dynasty era, and others begin to show while a Church bell rings loudly.*


*The fire still burns as the clips and pictures of the different greek gods also begins to show, after it shows all of them, the video come to an end, the wartron then shows a tall figure wearing a Red robe with a hood over him shielding his face, his head is looking down to the ground.*

*the camera pans closer to him and he puts his head up looking straight at the camera, the darkness still blocks his face so nobody can see him*

Deep Evil Voice: The day of rekoning draws near, blood will be shed and souls shall be destroyed, the true god of war..............IS HERE!!!

*the camera bleaks out as the firey greek letters of "CCC" appear on the Wartron and the lights come back on*

Excuse me while I go and be scared. What is amazing about this gigantic tool is that he is just another in a long line of clones. Clones of who? Well it all started with the Undertaker and since then who knows how many of these pseudo-dead characters have been shot out.

Well just like with Ginrai, Brave Maxx and who knows how many others it's time for this God to become the excorcist and get rid of another Zombie. But ofcourse he's not really a Zombie, although like the others he's so boring and un-inspiring he turns the crowd into zombies who just zone out until he fades away. Luckily with me around he'll fade quickly.

Oh I'm sorry saying that isn't goth enough for this assclown?

He will "Fade to black." Better?

Random Sweep
2006-01-13, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by Sociopathic Autobot
Excuse me while I go and be scared. What is amazing about this gigantic tool is that he is just another in a long line of clones. Clones of who? Well it all started with the Undertaker and since then who knows how many of these pseudo-dead characters have been shot out.

Well just like with Ginrai, Brave Maxx and who knows how many others it's time for this God to become the excorcist and get rid of another Zombie. But ofcourse he's not really a Zombie, although like the others he's so boring and un-inspiring he turns the crowd into zombies who just zone out until he fades away. Luckily with me around he'll fade quickly.

Oh I'm sorry saying that isn't goth enough for this assclown?

He will "Fade to black." Better?

I.C.

Scarecrow rolls on the floor, slapping his knee.

"Hahaha, that comming from the AWF's resident Y2J clone "

Ignavus
2006-01-13, 03:52 PM
This slacker would like to go on record for how amusingly ironic that is.

Sociopathic Autobot
2006-01-13, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Random Sweep
I.C.

Scarecrow rolls on the floor, slapping his knee.

"Hahaha, that comming from the AWF's resident Y2J clone "

Oooh, so because I have a timer I'm a clone. Well Kane, here's the dealio. Jericho is washed up old man who liked to try and hold onto any glory he had by mis-leading people on his website and playing in a fourth-rate band.

The only good idea Jericho ever had was that timer and as his and your savior, I have every right to take it.

I am the God Among Men who has accomplished more than you, him and any other talentless hack that has decided to come through this business, only to be kicked out after I make them look like the lowly dog they are.

Unlike you I don't rely on a gimmick that is over twelve years old and been done to death. Being directly from the heavens I have what is called 'originality'. It's a shame you lack it.

Karl Baller
2006-01-13, 09:20 PM
OOC: Don't laugh at me guys, this character is completely different from my Karl Baller character so it is kinda hard to use him for t-talk.

I.C.:

*The lights then go out and the AWF fans get really quiet wondering whats going on, all of a sudden, thunder strikes the right side of the crowd (no one gets hit). The lights cut back on and CCC is standing in the middle of the ring with his long red robe and steel scythe. He then begins to speak loudly like he has a microphone.....but isn't using one.*

CCC: "BE HOLD, THE ARMEGEDON OF THE EXISTANCE OF LIFE ITSELF HAS ARRIVED!!!!!! DEATH AND DESTRUCTION HAS FINALLY ARIVED HERE IN THE AWF, AND EACH AND EVERYONE OF ITS "SUPERSTARS" HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO THE DAMNTATION OF MY OWN PERSONAL PURGATORY!! YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS NOW HAVE A CHANCE TO WATCH THE GREATEST WARRIOR OF ALL TIME TAKE APART YOUR DISPACABLE DISGRACES OF COMBAT....KNOWN AS THE ENTIRE AWF ROSTER!!"

*The fan's begin to boo CCC until he points the end of his scythe to the left section of the crowd and screams "SILENCE!". Fire then emerges from the turnbuckle and most of them shut up (the others scream in terror). CCC puts his scythe down and begins to speak yet again.*

CCC: "AS I MADE MY WAY TO THIS AREA, FOR SOME REASON I HEARD THIS INSOLENT FLY KNOWN AS "Y3B" TRY TO PENETRATE MY MIND WITH HIS GAMES. HIS FUTILE ATTEMPTS TO LOWER MY MORALE HAVE FAILED MISSARIBLY, AND JUST LIKE ALL OF THE OTHER WEAK EXCUSES FOR WARRIORS IN THIS DAMNED BUILDING, HE WILL LEARN THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD.........CASUS "CRIMSON" CREVIOUS!!"

*The crowd then start singing a chorus of boo's towards the "God of War". He shakes his head and waits for them to settle down before speaking again.*

CCC: "AT THE NEXT EVENT OF DESTRUCTION, I LAY OUT A CHALLENGE TO ANY ONE OF YOU "AWF SUPERSTARS" TO SINGLES COMBAT, THAT WAY I WILL SHOW YOU ALL THAT GAMES ARE NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH CASUS CRIMSON CREVIOUS. IF ANY OF YOU HAVE THE HEART TO STEP INTO THIS BATTLE FIELD WITH ME, SPEAK NOW AND KNOW THAT YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HELL. AT THE NEXT SHOW...............A SACRIFICE WILL BE MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*CCC slams his scythe onto the canvas and the light gets so brigth that it causes EVERYONE (even ppl with the strongest shades) to close their eyes. They stay like that for about 20 seconds and when they dim down to normal light, CCC is gone.*

Sociopathic Autobot
2006-01-13, 10:29 PM
The only sacrifice that is going to occur at the next show is the time of anyone who bothers to watch anything that contains you. It will be a sacrifice they immediately regret and do everything they possibly can to get that time back, probably by begging someone as great and godly as me to put you out of your misery in an immediate 'I Quit' match to snuff out that the joke of your career is.

You want someone in a match? Fine, you can have me. You can bring a few friends, hell bring everyone you want. You still won't beat me. It's a fraud against the God Among Men! I am the King of the World and just so much better than you!

Bandit
2006-01-13, 11:31 PM
Excuse me Baller, but who the hell you think you are? Sabu?! Because if you ever piss off the great hardcore legend Sabu, then you just pissed me off, the Bounty Hunter, You dumbass, jackass, pencil-neck little bastard! And Wolfang, if you get in a match against this worthless piece of s***, KICK HIS EVER LOVING ASS!!!!

Karl Baller
2006-01-14, 04:21 AM
*CCC shakes his head at "Y3B" and Eddie Guerrero rip off and gives off that evil laugh that would make even the devil quiver. He then speaks again....*

CCC: "This incignifigant arena known as the "AWF" is completly full of a bunch of loons! You weaklings are no match for the power of "the God of War" and I dont need to even step foot in this ring to prove it to the likes of you. Look at this pathetic competition I am up against, *he points towards Bandit* I WOULD SACRIFICE MYSELF BEFORE WASTING MY TIME IN SINGLES COMBAT WITH YOU. FIRST YOU CALL ME A "BALLER" AND THEN TELL ME I AM THE ONE CALLED "SABU".......NOW YOU SAY I HAVE PISSED THIS "SABU" OFF? IF I EVER STEP INTO THIS BATTLE ARENA WITH YOU I WILL PROUDLY ENJOY RIPPING THE VERY LIGEMENTS OF YOUR ENTIRE FLAWED BODY YOU DAMNED LYING CHEATING AND THEVING REJECT!!"

*He then looks to Y3B, the supposed "God of all men" and forms an evil smirk. You can tell he is enjoying toying with these weak humans, in his mind there is no way any of these people can withstand even the slightest punch from the Crimson one.*

CCC: "And now too you, probabally the worst warrior in any kind of physical combat what so ever. How dare you even think of yourself as the King of the world, you dont even have the right to breathe the same atmosphere as I do....you are nothing more then the "Jester of the local Junk Yard". Sending you to the next level of damnation and destruction will most likely tickle my fancy's to an even higher level then it has ever been. I will enjoy twisting your soul until your very corpse bursts into flames. Any time, any place, any where, you and your spouse over there *points to Bandit* can attempt to defeat me, seperatly or at the same time the result will continue to be the same........CASUS CRIMSON CREVIOUS WILL MAKE THE NEXT SACRIFICE. BE PREPARED MORTAL, DEATH IS GOING TO STRIKE YOU VERY SOON AND YOU WILL LEARN WHAT KIND OF FALSE PROPHET YOU REALLY ARE!!

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-01-14, 01:23 PM
IC as CB: "Y3B is a God Among Men? More like the God of Jackasses."

Bandit
2006-01-21, 02:19 AM
That's it! First of all Baller, Sabu is a real wrestler who is Arabian that is from Bombay, India and he is a true hardcore legend of all time second only to the legendary Mick Foley! Do you think you got the guts to take me on? Hell No! You're just an average pansy-ass bastard who needs to get his ass kicked once and for all! And Cyberstrike, This God of War is actually a God of Complete Little Assclowns! I say, Let's kick his damn ass and make sure he is nothing more but a mere jackass! I hate to take X's line but, Baller! You keep your mouth shut or you will meet Mr. Chair as I hit you in the throat with him!

Karl Baller
2006-03-15, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
That's it! First of all Baller, Sabu is a real wrestler who is Arabian that is from Bombay, India and he is a true hardcore legend of all time second only to the legendary Mick Foley! Do you think you got the guts to take me on? Hell No! You're just an average pansy-ass bastard who needs to get his ass kicked once and for all! And Cyberstrike, This God of War is actually a God of Complete Little Assclowns! I say, Let's kick his damn ass and make sure he is nothing more but a mere jackass! I hate to take X's line but, Baller! You keep your mouth shut or you will meet Mr. Chair as I hit you in the throat with him!

OOC: For the last time, the character that was talking is CCC, not Baller...