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AWF Productions
2006-06-25, 05:55 PM
AWF Pre-Archivemania Press Conference:

A warm summer breeze blows across the lawn in front of AWF Productions International. A large tent is off to the side, with a large podium in front of the AWF Logo. The podium is covered in microphones, representing the vast majority of sports covering networks in the world. After a few moments, the owner of the AWF Mr. O'Reilly walks up to the podium. His smile is that of pure evil, one practiced at warming the hearts of those it touches, getting them to trust him before plunging a knife in their back.

?I would like to welcome you all to this short announcement. As we have stated before, Friday June 30th, 2006 will mark a new era for the Archive Wrestling Federation. My announcement is quite simple. As of Monday June 26th, 2006, the board of directors - under my advice - has decided to hire a new General Manager to oversee the running and booking of the AWF. To this end, we have hired Mikal Ashoka.?

Mr. O?Reilly gestures to his right and in walks the new General Manager. Standing just over 6 feet 4 inches and a well muscled 265lbs, he has a bald head with close cropped goatee and dark Oakley sunglasses. He?s wearing a finely cut black Italian suit and tie that seems to strain against his muscles as he takes the podium.

?Thank you Mr. O?Reilly. It is truly an honour and privilege to take the reigns of such a prestigious Federation as the AWF. For those of you who do not know me, I was previously the head booker for King of the Cage in Canada, as well as a promoter for Stampede Wrestling. With that experience, I hope that I can lead the AWF with as much wisdom, honour and sense of fairness that Mr. O?Reilly has show to this point.?

The camera pans back a little as Mr. Ashoka takes off his sunglasses:

?Before this press conference is concluded, I have a announcements to make:

?First and foremost, I?m sure you all have questions in regards to the Card for Archivemania. While I cannot reveal that information at the moment, I can tell you that there are 5 matches booked. The rest of the information will be released with tomorrow?s Promotion.

?Secondly, as of right now - all titles are vacated. There is a 30 day, no-compete clause in all AWF Wrestlers contracts.

?Third, All AWF Wrestlers must be in attendance at Archivemania. Should they not appear, they will be subject to a $50,000 fine and possible suspension.

?Fourth and finally: As of this moment Erik Summers and Sean O?Con are suspended, permanently and subject to a $250,000 fine. There is a court order against both of them, and should either ever set foot on the premises of an AWF event, they will be arrested on the spot!

?That is all for now, thank you all for coming out and remember, the next promo will be out tomorrow on all major channels.?

With the mass of reporters clamouring to ask questions, Mikal Ashoka steps down and shakes hands with the owner of the AWF. The two walk out of the tent, all smiles, like two old friends.

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Cyberstrike nTo
2006-06-25, 08:17 PM
nevermind

StoneCold Skywarp
2006-06-26, 06:11 PM
There's one reason I've been caled the toughest S.O.B. in the AWF. One reason I've been to the top of my profession. One reason that I'm the guy everyone looks to bringing down. One reason that I'm still standing tall. One reason I'm here now.

I AM THE TOUGHEST S.O.B. in the AWF.

See, there's only one problem. One minor niggle. One thorn in my side. One goddamn reason I've come back to the AWF after my self-imposed absence.

The reason is simple. I've got un-finished business and at ArchiveMania I intend to finish what was started. At ArchiveMania, the crowd will once again roar with the name "StoneCold, StoneCold, StoneCold"

The match everyone wants to see, the match that has been years in the making, the match to end it once and for all, the match that the 'new general manager' doesn't want to happen, the match to make two men go down as immortals in their own time.

At ArchiveMania, fine or no fine, injury or no injury, ban or no ban. I'm calling you out, punk. Street Fight, cage match, ladder match, table match, frilly pink tutu -which I know is your favourite- match. Whatever kinda damn match you want.

Question is, are you Game?

Viewfind
2006-06-26, 06:29 PM
IC: So thats the 265lb piece of s*** in a suit i gotta "holla" at?
Word.

Lord Zarak
2006-06-26, 06:53 PM
Mr. Ashoka,

Sir you are a dumb@ss.

You want to ban the two major living legends of this fine federation, just to satisfy your rather small....ego; so you can say "I'm in charge here, ner ner ner-ner ner"?

In retaliation, if I ever see your sorry, weak ar$e in my pub, I'll let the regulars show their dis-satisfaction.

Firstly, they would down their drinks in time honoured tradition.

Secondly, they would all stand up.

Thirdly, fine Italian suit or no Italian suit, they would jump you as soon as I click my fingers.

You ain't got no respect here, and banning those two aint gonna help you get any.

Think long and hard Mr Ashoka. Think about how many Italian suits you have. And think about the future of the AWF. Because we need O'Con and Summers more than we need a self-righteous little pin-dick.

Suffice to say, the Monkey Bar is open to those two gentlemen, and their drinks are on me.

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-06-26, 08:23 PM
IC as CB: "Great on the job for less than a day and the new GM is making a lot of new friends.
Honestly though I would've broken Erik's neck for him for free and all he had to do was ask.
But still if he wants me, the one true God of wrestling, to make an appearence it has to be in a match. Otherwise he can stick his fines and suspenions up his ass."

Bombshell
2006-06-27, 02:57 AM
Frankly, I couldn't really give a crap about this Ashoka jerk. Seems to me like the guy Vince Mcmachon would hire to run his s*itty show. And we all know what's happening over there.

But this isn't the WWE. This is the AWF. And in the AWF, there's only one force powerful enough to shake the foundations of wresting to its very core. And that force is known as the Mad Bomber.

And on Friday, the Mad Bomber steps into the ring once more, and will begin to carve out a new path of destruction the AWF has never seen before. And anyone foolish to stand in my way will suffer the full fury of the Atomic Bomb.

The Bomber's back, folks. And this time, he's taking no prisoners.

Karl Baller
2006-06-27, 11:29 AM
*CCC just stands in the midst of all of the comotion and finally speaks his mind.*

CCC: "Ha, I care not of those two infadels being barred from control of battle or not, even if those manuer smelling loonies died in a metor shower it wouldn't matter to me, I shall still defeat each and everyone of these low-life nobodies while I am in the AWF. I shall come to this showcase of pitdogs and reveal to the world what a 'REAL' warrior is. Watch out AWF, Casus "Crimson" Crevious is coming to, and I demand a battle with anyone! A sacrifice will...be...made!!"

Lord Zarak
2006-06-27, 11:59 AM
Hopefully the sacrifice will be you.

Halfshell
2006-06-27, 12:45 PM
A beachside apartment in Fiji.

The place is a mess. Empty bottles and cans are everywhere. Discarded pizza boxes line the floor. Several scantily clad women are asleep on various sofas. A TV is on quietly in the background. It's an AWF broadcast.

A stunningly good looking man strolls through the lounge, carrying a bottle of tequila. He stops half-heartedly to take in the announcement.

He listens, then pauses for a moment, before turning and calling out through the patio doors.

"Hey, E! Did you know we'd been suspended?"

A voice drifts back in from outside. "Suspended from what?"

The handsome man: "The AWF..."

Exterior voice: "Hardly surprising. We've not turned up for a show in about a year."

THM: "... I thought that's because it wasn't running?"

EV: "****. Yeah. Maybe it's to do with that promotional tour we blew off right before it stalled?"

THM: "What promotional tour? The Vegas one? We did that!"

Erik Summers walks in from outside.

Erik: "No, man. The tour was Indiana. We just... went to Vegas instead."

Sean O'Con takes another slug from his bottle.

Sean: "Ah, right. That wasn't promotional? Then why did we charge the hotel bills to the company?"

Erik: "... that might have something to do with why we're suspended."

Sean: "Aaaaah."

The two men pause for a moment, then shrug their shoulders and head back out to the beach.

Galvatron91
2006-07-05, 05:42 PM
A heavily intoxicated Erik Summers is caught by reporters outside a Vegas "a-hem" club.

Summers: Damnit...where did I leave Sean again?

Summers attempts to re-enter the club only to be met by a rather large, burly and gruff bouncer.

Bouncer: Sir, you are clearly intoxicated...I can't let you in.

Summers points square in the man's midsection: Can't Let ME in? You let that drunken Brit HBK in, but not me?

Bouncer: Sir...I assure you that Mr. O'Con is not in here...

Summers: (Tilting his head up) You...calling me a liar?

Bouncer: That's about enough (shoves Summers back towards the curb)

Summers: Did you? Did you just...

Bouncer: Take it home you drunken has been...I saw on the TV the other day that you are done...heard Stone Cold even called you out and yet you're a no show...so they canned your sorry ass.

Summers: Excuse me...

Bouncer: Beat it...we don't allow drunken losers in here...so take off, what part of...

*A loud crash is heard as the bouncer slams into the door courtesy of some Sweet Chin Music. The camera cuts back to Summers who staggers over to the lug, pulling him up, only to send him back down into the cement courtesy of a Game Over. A few seconds later, Sean O'Con comes strolling down the street.

Summers: Wait...you really weren't in there?

HBK: What the bloody hell...can't I leave you alone for 5 minutes without you beating the piss out of someone?

Summers: He annoyed me...

HBK: I can see that...what with the bleeding on your shoes and whatnot...

Summers: Yeah...and he kind of reminded me of Skywarp...

HBK: Ugly?

Summers: Pretty much...yeah!

The two catch eye with the reporter crew, give a traditional, old fashioned DN salute, then stagger into the club.

Bandit
2006-07-13, 02:58 AM
Some of this stuff I read is so dumb, it could even put the complete idiot ass Vince McMahon to shame. I hope the GM isn't bad as that stupid ass Eric Bischoff.

Amarant Odinson
2006-07-13, 04:56 AM
OOC: Seriously Bandit, How old are you? 12?

Galvatron91
2006-07-13, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
Some of this stuff I read is so dumb, it could even put the complete idiot ass Vince McMahon to shame. I hope the GM isn't bad as that stupid ass Eric Bischoff.

Aren't you the moron who was blasting us for not getting our show out several months back when I had virtually no help doing this and recovering from surgery? I've read your stuff kid...you have about as much creativity as a drunken fruit fly.

In case you haven't figured it out, yes...that's a flame. Bite me!

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-07-13, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Amarant Odinson
OOC: Seriously Bandit, How old are you? 12?

I would've thought he was younger.

Bandit
2006-07-15, 02:15 AM
For your information AO, I'm 18..... So, 12 year olds can be any smarter than any of us old men and women.

Viewfind
2006-07-15, 05:09 AM
Originally posted by Bandit
For your information AO, I'm 18..... So, 12 year olds can be any smarter than any of us old men and women.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????!!!!!???

Amarant Odinson
2006-07-15, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by Bandit
For your information AO, I'm 18..... So, 12 year olds can be any smarter than any of us old men and women.

But they can't form a coherent sentence appearently.

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-07-15, 02:39 PM
WOULD ONE OF THE ADMINS PLEASE BAN BANDIT?!

Bandit
2006-07-16, 04:47 PM
:rant: No offense to some of you guys but, F*** YOU GUYS! Have me banned?! I really like to see any of you douchbags try to have the admin. ban me for no damn reason!

Cliffjumper
2006-07-16, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
:rant: No offense to some of you guys but, F*** YOU GUYS! Have me banned?! I really like to see any of you douchbags try to have the admin. ban me for no damn reason!

You realise who G91 is, yeh?

StoneCold Skywarp
2006-07-16, 05:39 PM
and who his friends are?

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-07-16, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
:rant: No offense to some of you guys but, F*** YOU GUYS! Have me banned?! I really like to see any of you douchbags try to have the admin. ban me for no damn reason!


OOC: Because you post nothing other than stupid polls and flaming the admins and other players. Also you clearly don't have one f***ing clue what the AWF is or how to play.

Bandit
2006-07-20, 03:24 AM
Then who the hell you think you are? A rocket scientist? A smart guy? Jeff Jarrett?! You're nuttin' but a complete smart ass! I like to cause some trouble, raise hell, drink, fight, and if anyone has somethin' to say about it to piss me off, I will beat the holy hell outta those certain people or any person!

Halfshell
2006-07-20, 01:46 PM
Your honour, the prosecution rests its case.

Galvatron91
2006-07-21, 05:24 AM
See, this is what sucks about grad school and being the best man in a guy's wedding...you leave and your friends beat up the moron you are torturing...

Listen slappy, I've long disagreed with Cyberstrike about a great many things, but at least he has always made a considerable effort to construct a character that actually contains some cred. He then makes efforts to develop that character and get into actual feuds. You've produced nothing, you complain when shows aren't out and you offer this little project nothing.

Since you are clearly riding the short bus to school, I'm going to give you a hint. Look below my title...see that "A" word their? That means that I am an Admin here at this website. Which means, I could ban you for being a useless sack of wasted man juice. However, I'm in a giving mood...so I'll put this in simple terms, start producing something of quality when you are here...don't annoy any of the players and you get to stay. Continue being...well...you and we'll have to have some fun at your expense.

Bandit
2006-07-23, 08:46 PM
Well, excuse me for having the right for voicing my opinions. Have you ever heard of the 1st Amendment?

Amarant Odinson
2006-07-23, 11:19 PM
I have no problem at all with expressing your opinions, which as you have pointed out, are protected by your US 1st Amendment.

However, those same rights that allow you to post all of those stupid polls and retarded comments, also allow me to make fun of you for posting that crap.

CloudStrifer
2006-07-24, 02:59 AM
I would also like to add, that your "1st Amendment" applies to the US only. Since the US is not the conquer of the world as of yet, it only applies to you personal and not to the world. I certainly don't see you having any free speech at this point.

Bandit
2006-08-03, 01:17 AM
:eyebrow: Whatever jerky! Oh, and AO, I didn't really wan't to say this, but you're gonna hear it any way. Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP!!! And CloudStrifer, I live in the US, and I'm really damn proud of it!

Galvatron91
2006-08-03, 05:06 AM
Ladies and gentlemen...we have a moron here!

Ravage
2006-08-03, 05:14 AM
We have just one? But I do concur.

Lord Zarak
2006-08-03, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by Bandit
I live in the US, and I'm really damn proud of it!

You also proud that America has transprted depleted uranium tipped bombs/missiles to use on the people of Lebanon, amongst other things to numerous to mention?

On a more 'up' note, when is the Show due any time soon?

Ravage
2006-08-03, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Bandit I am in America....

I am proud of my country too. Just not right now. By this fall hopefully things will be a bit better though.

But as the Zarak said, when's the show up? If any help is needed just let me know!

Amarant Odinson
2006-08-07, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Bandit
:eyebrow: Whatever jerky! Oh, and AO, I didn't really wan't to say this, but you're gonna hear it any way. Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP!!! And CloudStrifer, I live in the US, and I'm really damn proud of it!


Boy, don't make me get out of the chair and beat you like a rented mule.

Karl Baller
2006-08-07, 11:12 AM
NOo offense, but can't everyone just shut up about Bandit. We already know the kids on the "original" side so lets just leave it alone and wait for the show...

Bandit
2006-08-11, 11:38 PM
No way! Hell no! NO F***IN' WAY IN HELL!! If AO wants a damn fight with me, he can come and get me!! As of right now, I am issuing an open challenge to anyone who wants a piece of me! But, I'll take the challenge to the extreme!!!!!!
And Ravage, at least we can agree on things. Because things will calm down for the US this fall. I will make damn sure of it! And also Lord Zarak, no offense but I hate for what my president is doin'. And like you, I believe, think, and predict that my president is makin' a very bad and critical mistake.

Karl Baller
2006-08-12, 03:04 AM
OOC: Bandit....Aamarant Odison isn't rping......

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-08-12, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Karl Baller
OOC: Bandit....Aamarant Odison isn't rping......

OOC: Karl let Bandit hang himself. Apparently it's the only way he's ever going to learn.

Bandit
2006-08-13, 07:05 PM
Karl, thank you captain obvious. Cyberstrike, go hang yourself.

Halfshell
2006-08-13, 08:59 PM
I think you'll find the accepted term 'round these parts is "Cyberstrike, go **** yourself."

You'll fit in much better once you've made these small adjustments...

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-08-14, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Brendocon
I think you'll find the accepted term 'round these parts is:
"Brendocon go **** yourself."

Fixed it for you.

StoneCold Skywarp
2006-08-14, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Cyberstrike nTo
Fixed it for you.

And I'll fix it for the lot of you to shut the **** up, permanently.

Cyberstrike nTo
2006-08-15, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by StoneCold Skywarp
And I'll fix it for the lot of you to shut the **** up, permanently.


Out of Character:
The following is NOT meant as a flame just a comment!

If you won't me trash talk with Brendocon, D-Extreme, Karl Baller,
Ignavus, Cloud Strifer, Bandit, or anybody else then what the point's of having an AWF forum?

Because that how's we play this game is it not?

Now it's true that me, Brend, and TC have a long standing dislike of each other outside of the AWF so yeah our stuff is blurred to point to where (from at least my point of view) where from the outside it's hard to tell our In Character and OOC posts apart and
sometimes it does seem like flaming, (I tend to view it as just harmless Internet fun.) in my case unless you see an OOC in front of my posts then you should take them as IC.

I'm also getting tied of you and G91 jumping all over me on ever little thing I post here.
Then one of get mad and we start flaming each other and then we have nothing to show for it other than hard feelings on both sides.

Now if you or anyone else wish to discuss this matter with me then please send a private message and I'll be more happy to
discuss it with you.

Galvatron91
2006-08-18, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Cyberstrike nTo
Out of Character:
The following is NOT meant as a flame just a comment!
I'm also getting tied of you and G91 jumping all over me on ever little thing I post here.

Hey jerky, I haven't ripped on you for being a douche in ages...why would you post something as stupid as this and make yourself a target? If you don't want to get savaged by me, don't do things like this.

Bandit
2007-05-02, 12:56 AM
whatever.................................................................................

Wolfang
2007-05-05, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
whatever.................................................................................

And now you're acting like a 12-year-old teenage girl. Seriously, man, you are not doing yourself any favours.

Bandit
2007-06-27, 07:19 AM
bite my shiny, metal ass

StoneCold Skywarp
2007-06-27, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Bandit
bite my shiny, metal ass

Bite my shiny, metal, mod-stick