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optimusskids
2007-12-20, 10:06 PM
All we have seen so far of the CBC content has been news but it is bound to have other programming. What kind of TV do giant robots watch.

Ironhide is Ironhide in Ironhide. Ironhide retires to the country after having been paralysed by a snipers bullet. He finds new fufillment as a wheel chair bound sherriff on a turbo cattle ranch solving tyhe problems of the people he meets.



Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Ironhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Ironhide!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Ironhide.



Coming soon

Transformers Heroes


starring
Gears as Nathan Petrelli
Mirage as Claude
Optimus Prime as Clare Bennet the mech who won't die

and Introducing
Trailbreaker
Windcharger
and Skywarp

What other programming does everyone think will be shown.

Sociopathic Autobot
2007-12-20, 10:18 PM
WTF?!

No HNIC?!

The new CBC ****ing sucks.

optimusskids
2007-12-20, 10:23 PM
Nope although one of the Con channels does broadcast Extreme Headmaster Polo. which is only slightly less violent than hockey.

Bartmanhomer
2007-12-20, 11:15 PM
No offense, but who came up with the idea with CBC Program. In fact, what does CBC stand for anyway? :confused:

optimusskids
2007-12-20, 11:29 PM
Cybertron Broadcasting Corporation

Bartmanhomer
2007-12-20, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by optimusskids
Cybertron Broadcasting Corporation

I assume it's was your idea, right?

Sociopathic Autobot
2007-12-21, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by Bartmanhomer
I assume it's was your idea, right?

I can only assume it was Warcry.

The CBC (http://www.cbc.ca/)

optimusskids
2007-12-21, 12:41 PM
The CBC bit is actually a coincidence as we started with the BBC and then altered it to fit on Cybertron.

They are the umbrella organisation running all the news crews that have been making a nuisance of themselves.


This is just a tongue in cheek look at the rest of their programming.

Bartmanhomer
2007-12-21, 02:23 PM
Oh, well that explain everything. I really think that CBC is really great. But in the transformers rpg, which transformers really created Cybertron Broadcasting Corporation?

Sociopathic Autobot
2007-12-21, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Bartmanhomer
Oh, well that explain everything. I really think that CBC is really great. But in the transformers rpg, which transformers really created Cybertron Broadcasting Corporation?

Blaster.

Blaster!

BLAAAASSSSTTTEEERR!

Bartmanhomer
2007-12-21, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by optimusskids
All we have seen so far of the CBC content has been news but it is bound to have other programming. What kind of TV do giant robots watch.

Ironhide is Ironhide in Ironhide. Ironhide retires to the country after having been paralysed by a snipers bullet. He finds new fufillment as a wheel chair bound sherriff on a turbo cattle ranch solving tyhe problems of the people he meets.



Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Ironhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Ironhide!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Ironhide.



Coming soon

Transformers Heroes


starring
Gears as Nathan Petrelli
Mirage as Claude
Optimus Prime as Clare Bennet the mech who won't die

and Introducing
Trailbreaker
Windcharger
and Skywarp

What other programming does everyone think will be shown.

I agree with you, I think other programming should included more war-orienated.

Heinrad
2007-12-24, 01:58 AM
Ironhide: "But Ah don't need a wheelchair....."

Hot Rod: "Then what's that battle sled/platform thing for?"

Ironhide: "Quahet, you."

--------------------

Programming, hunh. Well, let's see......

Imported from Earth:

Doctor Who(natch)

As The Kitchen Sinks(Earth's most nonsensical soap opera ever, turbo-teens and Perceptor and Prowl, ESPECIALLY Prowl, prohibited from watching)

Top Gear

Mythbusters(Wheeljack gives it two thumbs up.... when he can find his thumbs.....)

Stargate SG-1

Stargate: Atlantis

MacGyver

ReBoot

---
Earth-Inspired Programming:

Survivor: Polyhex - A group of randomly selected nonaligned(after signing appropriate waivers) Cybertronians are dumped into the Predacon hunting grounds around Polyhex. Hilarity and chaos ensues as they discover that there is no immunity challenge.

CSI: Iacon

CSI: Praxius

CSI: Nova Chronum

Stargate: Moonbase 1 - The Ancients placed one Stargate the SGC didn't find out about for a while. The Replicators make a BIG mistake. General Special Guest Stars: The Wreckers.

Roadbuster: "Remind me to shoot my agent....."

---------------
Cybertron Programming:

The News.

Who's To Blame, starring the CBC's crack news team, rehashing and needlessly muckracking the events of the day.

Grimlock's Home Decorating Show(Don't ask. Please.)

Mr. Wheeljack's World

The Nightbeat Files

Hot Rod's Pimp My Ride, where Cybertronians with broken down alt-modes send in video messages begging Hot Rod and his crew of detailing and repair experts to restore them to their former glory(Hot Rod played by a cardboard cutout)

Hot Rod: "You'd think they could at least used a post plasma energy overhaul pic of me........"

optimusskids
2007-12-24, 06:01 PM
The C Team

Onslaught is Colonel Hannibal Smith

Swindle is Faceman

Brawl is B.A Baracus

Vortex is Howling Mad Murdock

Blast off is their Van with the red stripe.

Breems ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they did commit. These mechs were promptly liberated from a maximum security stockade to the Polyhex underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The C-Team.

Bartmanhomer
2007-12-24, 08:09 PM
These are some great show to come up with optimusskids. :)

optimusskids
2007-12-26, 11:38 AM
Hey SA aren't you running Slamdance??

You could join the fray with the CBC or just have them interact somehow

whatcha think ?

Bartmanhomer
2008-01-03, 05:10 PM
Does the other Transformers thread aware about CBC like Crysal City, Protihex, Polyhex and etc? Since CBC only located by Iacon.

Clogs
2008-01-03, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Bartmanhomer
Does the other Transformers thread aware about CBC like Crysal City, Protihex, Polyhex and etc? Since CBC only located by Iacon.

In Iacon, it's 'official', having arisen from a load of bored Council debate recorders - possibly in Maccadams after several bevvies. The Decepticon controlled areas would not tolerate such characters so Polyhex, for example, has underground and slightly subversive channels. Given the excitement elsewhere, there's no muck making the rake in Protihex (as yet...) and possibly other places.

optimusskids
2008-01-03, 09:40 PM
As Clogs said the CBC has only been active so far in Iacon and Tygun .

Officially for legal reasons its HQ is in Protihex, to make it harder for Autobot Security to shut them down.

Heinrad
2008-01-03, 09:46 PM
Well, now we know where to have Grimmy tape the first episode of his home decorating show........ :D

optimusskids
2008-01-03, 10:17 PM
Letters answerer , home decorator Grimlock is a mech of hidden talents!!



sponsored by Grim Grout the grout so tough that Dinobots use it

Bartmanhomer
2008-01-03, 11:28 PM
How about Robot Wars for a good CBC programming?

optimusskids
2008-01-03, 11:39 PM
(y) nice one :D

Bartmanhomer
2008-01-03, 11:47 PM
Thanks optimusskids. I think all robots should bash their circuits out regardless of the faction.

wyze2099
2008-09-24, 03:07 PM
Thanks optimusskids. I think all robots should bash their circuits out regardless of the faction.

I'm sure most viewers would think they're watching the news.

Blackjack
2008-10-04, 05:23 PM
Out of curiosity, what are the CBC's motivations anyway?