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snavej
2009-04-20, 03:20 PM
Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To **** Up 'ThunderCats', The Onion, April 13, 2009 | Issue 45•16

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_in_photos/the_week_in_review_40

Thundercats, oh no!

-Blackout-
2009-07-22, 06:29 PM
This thread is definitely in the wrong forum.

Selkadoom
2009-08-25, 08:55 PM
BAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Rurudyne
2009-11-06, 04:36 PM
In the text scrawl at the bottom of this video (link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH8owcMHc34&feature=PlayList&p=58NKeitRqbE)) it is revealed that: "Michael Bay embarks on new project solely to piss off New York Times film critic A.O.Scott."

snavej
2009-11-06, 06:04 PM
What won't he do???!!!;)

Rurudyne
2009-11-07, 03:28 PM
What won't he do???!!!;)
Plot development?

Rack 'n Ruin
2009-11-08, 04:51 PM
What won't he do???!!!;)

Characterisation?

snavej
2009-11-09, 04:11 PM
...and a virtually infinite amount of other stuff too.

Rurudyne
2009-11-09, 10:09 PM
Which leaves me to ask: why not Peter Jackson or Andrew Adamson instead?

Just not at the same time, though.

snavej
2009-11-10, 10:48 AM
Someone else would be nice. ROTF left me disheartened. They should have called it 'Revenge of the Director on the Audience'.

Rurudyne
2009-11-10, 02:55 PM
Someone else would be nice. ROTF left me disheartened. They should have called it 'Revenge of the Director on the Audience'.
Entertainment TV Guy: "Veteran screen director Michael Bay has stunned audiences with his third installment in the Transformers Franchise by taking 3D to the next level and actually setting off explosives in the theaters! We talked to survivors of the opening viewing of Transformers: Emolument here in Detroit ..."

snavej
2009-11-10, 04:00 PM
MB may be a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda, hiding in plain sight, practising with explosives until one day ... cinema carnage!

Cliffjumper
2009-11-10, 05:51 PM
This has nothing to do with trivia.

Halfshell
2009-11-11, 04:27 PM
But at least in there it wasn't polluting a proper forum.

Cliffjumper
2009-11-11, 04:46 PM
But Dick & Dom's lolsome antics were technically my problem, and I had to keep checking it just to check they hadn't dropped the pretense and just started literally beating each other off (especially as the Trivia thread is largely inhabited by 12-year olds). Now it's someone else's responsibility to keep an eye on cutting satire like "Michael Bay's films are action-orientated".

Rurudyne
2009-11-11, 04:54 PM
Could probably find a 12 year old who knows the meaning of "emolument" ... but it would take some doing.

Probably have to find someone home-schooled by an accountant, a legal scholar or an ooooold style federalist.

Cliffjumper
2009-11-11, 07:04 PM
I don't know, the pretentious, self-satisfied ones would probably know it.

Halfshell
2009-11-11, 07:14 PM
Now it's someone else's responsibility to keep an eye on cutting satire like "Michael Bay's films are action-orientated".

Yes. Mine.

Though I could probably just delegate it to Clay...

Rurudyne
2009-11-11, 11:49 PM
I don't know, the pretentious, self-satisfied ones would probably know it.
That's a majority of 12 year old boys I've ever met. God bless'em. :)