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Summerhayes
2013-01-01, 01:23 AM
happy New year y'all especially Americans who are still in 2012 I am super Dr uhh blog uhh smashes a pint glass actually uhh a champagne class on the bar BY AVVIDENT cos I th uhh no I am secretly the hulk cos I d o by ok now my own strengthsDr h

anyway happy New year y'all transformers o Emerson's ace I am writing Dr ing t by is in my km middle fire

btw I am s hi per dry'm k we only came hone to get cad uhh cos no ghost club . is sup err r expensI've her in wells somerset

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 04:19 AM
Despite being part of the Wyre Forest Triangle OF DOOM (along with Stourport and my home of Kidderminster. Line all three of us up toegether and it's like that class sketch with John Cleese and the Two Ronnies in it) I have never spent New Year's Eve in Bewdly before.

Before Midnight, every pub emptied out into the town square. Where everyone joined in a massive hand holding sing along that all got a bit Wicker Man. But instead of burning a virgin the locals started ripping the lights off the Christmas tree. Before the one policeman for the town (who presumably has seen The Wicker Man and was just glad it was the tree getting it) told them to stop.

It was a tad odd. Especially as half the 300 odd people there didn't seem to have any concept of time and celebrated the new year three minutes before the rest of the country.

I and my friends then spent the rest of the morning trying to loose the one really unpopular guy (not me! HA!) so we could all just fit in one taxi. It pretty much failed at every turn. "I am going over here... to the cash machine. Does anyone else want to go to the cash machine?" *Four yeses* "Heyyyyyyyy I'll come with you guys to the cash machine. And then we're all gonna get a taxi and go to Kiddy and hit on the eassssssssssy ladies, yeah?"

Summerhayes
2013-01-01, 04:26 AM
mate I bet if I w as poo it with y poo u, I'd be that g uy

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 04:27 AM
If you say so.

Hound
2013-01-01, 04:30 AM
I ave no idea what summerhayes said but happy new year all.

Sades
2013-01-01, 04:33 AM
Not the New Year here yet... not for another two and a half hours.

After having spent most of the afternoon out, we decided to have a quiet night in. Were going to go to the city square, but changed our minds on the way home. A bit nippy, there's hot chocolate here, there's no drunken loud teenagers and we don't have to wear pants.

Happy New Year to the rest of yous who are in the New year, though!

Sades
2013-01-01, 04:40 AM
LAST DOUBLE POST OF THE YEARRRRR

mate I bet if I w as poo it with y poo u, I'd be that g uy

Did Summerhayes just say he was going to poo on you?

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 04:40 AM
Happy New Year to the rest of yous who are in the New year, though!

I'm in the new year and must send you a warning from THE FUTURE....




Don't order an extra large pizza. That was my mistake. They have to cook those ones especially. The medium and small- there's always one in the oven on the go already. You won't be waiting so long!

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 04:43 AM
Dear God, when Canadians say "Pants", do they mean in the British or American sense?

One of those is too much information.


The other is waaaaaaaaay too much information.

Sades
2013-01-01, 05:10 AM
Hey.

HEY.

Mine was supposed to be the last double post of the year.

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 05:12 AM
Where I am, it was the first double post of the year.

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 05:13 AM
And you didn't answer the question!

Sades
2013-01-01, 05:14 AM
Yes.

I didn't.

Hound
2013-01-01, 05:14 AM
Look it's the first two idiots to post of the new year, or the last two of the old year!

Not sure which anymore...

Sades
2013-01-01, 05:15 AM
Look it's the first two idiots to post of the new year, or the last two of the old year!

Not sure which anymore...

SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 05:22 AM
Look it's the first two idiots to post of the new year, or the last two of the old year!

Not sure which anymore...


Sure you are. But what am I?

Summerhayes
2013-01-01, 05:51 AM
I have no idea what's what. But whatever. I'm on my Wii U now, not my Kindle and I'm slowly, vaguely sobreing up watching Ted with my missus and my best friend passed out next to me.
Anyway, I'm gonna try and translate my two earlier posts.

Happy New Year y'all, especially Americans who are still in 2012. I am super driunk. I smashed a pint glass (actually a champagne class) on the bar BY ACCIDENT cos I am secretly the hulk, cos I don't know my own strength.

Anyway, happy New year y'all. Transformers Eugenesis is ace and I am writing this on my Kindle Fire.

btw I am super drunk. We only came home to get card, cos no cash to get into nightclub . It's super expensive here in wells, somerset, England.

Mate, I bet if I was out with you, I'd be that guy

I genuinely have no idea where "poo" came from. Presumably, that's what made this so super weird.

Sades
2013-01-01, 07:44 AM
Poo. The word so nice, you typed it twice.

I'm sitting here, in 2013, drinking a tall, cool glass of milk, watching my husband lose at computer Hearts.

We're wild and crazy like that.

inflatable dalek
2013-01-01, 05:41 PM
I have no idea what's what.

It's alright, I was drunk as well, I think we got away with it. No one will ever know...

electro girl
2013-01-02, 03:33 AM
I spent the night trying to drink off an upset stomach. It did not go well. Also as midnight approached we all frantically tried to get the tv to work so we could watch Hootananay for the countdown. We had no luck so we just sort of guessed when it was and started counting.