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Sades
2014-01-28, 08:26 PM
I don't know what colour it is, but I like to think it's blue and orange.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-01-28, 08:29 PM
It smells faintly of grapes that may, or may not, be seedless. I'd have to nibble one to see.

Sades
2014-01-28, 08:31 PM
Dammit dude, how can you smell a thread that isn't actually thread on the internet? You so crazy.

There's no grapes here.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-01-28, 08:32 PM
crazy is as crazy does. I can taste a plot brewing.

Mud is brown.

Sades
2014-01-28, 08:34 PM
Oh, shit. I just remembered we've had grapes in the vegetable crisper of the fridge for almost a week.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-01-28, 08:39 PM
I have oranges. Oranges are orange. Sometimes they're green. Sometimes they're blue.

One of these statements are a lie. It was that one. Or this one.

Sades
2014-01-28, 08:45 PM
No oranges, either. Fruit obsessive.

Now I want an Orange. Just an orange one.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-01-28, 08:47 PM
blue moon.

Sades
2014-01-28, 08:48 PM
PURPLE HORSESHOES

Damn it, Hound forgot his lunch!

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-01-28, 08:51 PM
there's a theme underway and I don't like the cut of it's green jib.

Spatulas.

Sades
2014-01-28, 08:56 PM
It's not a Pirate beard; it's a Viking beard. Be appropriate!

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You can't throw me; I invented this shit!

And this is where I start talking to myself.

*eats Hound's lunch*

I was just in the kitchen making baby something to eat and baby crawled up to the cupboard behind me... when I turned around, she was sitting in front of the cupboard we keep the trashcan in, facing the cupboard door and waving her arms around above her head. She was holding two little green teether toys, one in each hand. It looked like she was trying to summon a demon or something. I think it might be time to take the trash out.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-01-28, 09:28 PM
Viking beard or not I'll eat this ham and be happy about it.

Beer. One single beer in the fridge. And milk.

And a gerbil.

Sades
2014-01-28, 09:37 PM
That's right! You SPITE that Viking beard!

Or something. Gerbils don't like the cold, you monster!

angloconvoy
2014-01-29, 02:07 PM
And a gerbil.
That for the snake, or for the starfish? :D

inflatable dalek
2014-01-29, 03:35 PM
I think Little Baby Sades may have hacked her mother's account whilst Mommy was asleep...

Sades
2014-01-29, 05:29 PM
snake, or for the starfish

I'm going to open a restaurant and call it this.

No?... yeah, you're probably right.

No, coffee (lots of coffee... I've been staying up late playing video games like a child these past few days) and boredom combined at the end with baby naptime hacked my account. Then I dragged Warp into it, because I'm a horrible friend.

Oh, and then baby woke up and started worshipping the trash can.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-01-29, 06:47 PM
Worship the trashcan, the bringer of food!!

you didn't bring me into anything. I devoured your psyche.

The world's flat mind you.

Slayer-Fan123
2014-01-30, 06:56 AM
You know what you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

Weirdwolf and Monzo
2014-01-31, 12:12 AM
I like this thread. There is nothing in it. Sort of.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-02-16, 08:54 AM
I will prod this with a stick.

Hound
2014-02-16, 02:39 PM
You know not what you have done...

Sades
2014-02-16, 07:57 PM
He's right, you know. Or don't know. I forget which one we're on now.

I have this giant box of chocolates. The good kind, from a store that sells nothing but chocolate. They are amazing. None of you get any, hahahaha!

Except maybe Hound. Because this -> <3

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-02-18, 08:16 AM
Because this -> <3

:citation:

Blackjack
2014-02-18, 05:29 PM
-wanders in-

Hi!

-wanders out-

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-02-18, 06:12 PM
-wanders in-

Hi!

-wanders out-

:smack:

Sades
2014-02-18, 06:14 PM
:eyebrow:

:derailed:

... :laugh:... :glance:

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-02-18, 10:13 PM
This is my thread. My thread about nothing.

:derailed:

:lies:

Clay
2014-02-18, 10:33 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f303/claywyatt1982/4ee86139-50d8-4634-8e68-5e0434c4fef5.jpg (http://s50.photobucket.com/user/claywyatt1982/media/4ee86139-50d8-4634-8e68-5e0434c4fef5.jpg.html)

Slayer-Fan123
2014-02-18, 10:48 PM
I can hardly afford food and that giraffe has its own place.

Blackjack
2014-02-19, 03:08 AM
Would a giraffe make good food?

Clay
2014-02-19, 03:19 AM
What, like pancakes? I don't think a giraffe knows how to use a cooking pan.

Sades
2014-02-19, 03:33 AM
I still want a pet cow. As long as that giraffe can't make hamburgers or steak, we can be neighbours.

Sades
2014-02-19, 09:31 AM
Blah. *drinks water*

Blackjack
2014-02-19, 11:23 AM
I think the giraffe neighbour and your pet cow can be best buddies. They can hang out on weekends and trade pancake recipes.

Tetsuro
2014-02-19, 04:17 PM
Wrong, bucko. This is my thread now.

Surrender to me at once!

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-02-19, 06:36 PM
Wrong, bucko. This is my thread now.

Surrender to me at once!

:poke:

Slayer-Fan123
2014-02-20, 05:55 AM
Have you guys seen the Full House Without Michelle video? I laughed harder than I should have: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wt6kZUICo0

Blackjack
2014-02-20, 06:31 AM
Wrong, bucko. This is my thread now.

Surrender to me at once!

Not unless the giraffe says so!

Slayer-Fan123
2014-02-21, 01:40 AM
Not unless the giraffe says so!http://i.imgur.com/eldksT3.gif

Sades
2014-02-24, 08:35 AM
Have you guys seen the Full House Without Michelle video? I laughed harder than I should have: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wt6kZUICo0
This reminds me of...

Garfield Minus Garfield!

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/29471195 ... :D



I'm trying to put together (more window shopping than anything else really, 'cause Hound wants to dress her in the Second Doctor's outfit, or scarf guy, whichever he is... pfffft) a Hartnell costume for teh bebeh, but I'm having trouble finding a suitable jacket. It's a pain in the neck.

inflatable dalek
2014-02-24, 05:19 PM
On the plus side, Hartnell and Troughton are basically wearing the same clothes (or at least close enough to work as such on a babies costume), so all you'd really need to do is switch the white shirt and cravat for a blue one and pin on bow tie and use a different wig*. Then both you and Hound can alternate the look depending on who is holding the little tyke in a beautiful example of compromise.



*Though based on the big mop of hair she had in the pics we've seen so far, she could probably do a Troughton unaided.

Sades
2014-02-24, 08:43 PM
Yeh, she's already had two haircuts. More like trims, just to keep the hair out of her face, but still. She's just getting to ten months and she's had two haircuts!

Hound wanted to give her a bowl cut. I told him that that isn't happening.

ANYWAY, this thread is supposed to be about nothing goddamnit!

TREWS

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And, why not, some Neil Young. It's a Neil Young/Trews kinda day.

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Ahhhh, that Neil Young stuff is classic, f'real.

Sades
2014-02-24, 11:35 PM
OHSHITBABYJUSTSAWMEEATINGABANANAHERESHECOMES

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-02-28, 09:52 AM
:locked:

waitaminute....what....noooooooooooooooooo

Sades
2014-02-28, 08:07 PM
EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL

Slayer-Fan123
2014-02-28, 08:54 PM
:locked:

I think it should be mandatory that every forum have a smiley like that.

The PS3 KILLeR
2014-03-01, 12:43 AM
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/David-Tennant-Overy-Excited-Gif-On-Doctor-Who.gif

I WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS TOO! :D

Slayer-Fan123
2014-03-01, 06:49 AM
NO. You must leave. Unless, of course, Sades allows you to join. Then again I didn't ask to join either.

You can stay.

Also, here's a neat picture that came out of this whole "Twitch Plays Pokemon" fiasco.
http://i.imgur.com/fVdwE9O.jpg

Sades
2014-03-01, 07:12 AM
When the hell did people start needing my permission to post in threads I start?!?* I literally go "Hm, I feel like posting something", do it and then see who I can drag down into the depths with me. Post away!

* The only person who can't post here is Hound. Screw that guy!

Also, that picture looks very Skyrim-esque. Without the Pokemon heads photoshopped on, I mean.

Hound
2014-03-01, 07:18 AM
This is me telling my wife to go screw herself...

Sades
2014-03-01, 07:19 AM
This is me telling my wife to go screw herself...

NO YOU

The PS3 KILLeR
2014-03-01, 07:33 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b4a2783f36eca3339360ee2b3d0417c/tumblr_mk1q2kuWRq1s981pko1_500.gif

Gonna use nothing but Doctor Who gifs as posts in this thread... but I'm going try to make them as relevant as possible.. let's see how this goes shall we? *Cracks knuckles*

Sades
2014-03-01, 07:49 AM
I should just rename this thread "Everything Cliffy hates"

Slayer-Fan123
2014-03-02, 12:48 AM
I should just rename this thread "Everything Cliffy hates"
Deep down he actually likes everything and just pretends to hate everything and everyone.

Blackjack
2014-03-02, 12:57 PM
Also, here's a neat picture that came out of this whole "Twitch Plays Pokemon" fiasco.

VENOMOTHHHH

Dovahkiin

Who the hell is Twitch and what does the Dovahkiin and Venomoth and Dragonite I don't even

The PS3 KILLeR
2014-03-02, 09:56 PM
http://www.comediva.com/images/2013/DoctorWhoGifMeme6.gif

Twitch plays pokemon got really weird really fast.

Slayer-Fan123
2014-03-02, 11:25 PM
VENOMOTHHHH

Dovahkiin

Who the hell is Twitch and what does the Dovahkiin and Venomoth and Dragonite I don't even
You haven't heard about it then I take it. Here ya go. It even got its own Wiki page which is neat:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitch_Plays_Pok%C3%A9mon

Sades
2014-03-03, 01:07 AM
OMG GET US THE EFF OUT OF THIS EFFING TUNNEL

Today I learned that 68,000 people cannot Pokemon at once.

Slayer-Fan123
2014-03-03, 07:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/i9WzvHX.jpg
I might just randomly post pictures here at different points.

Sades
2014-03-03, 05:42 PM
From Ze Ruulz:

We likewise appreciate people keeping image macros to a minimum

In other words, please don't overdo it kthnx. With both the pics and gifs.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-03-03, 06:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myn5eCp96Ls

Sades
2014-03-03, 08:41 PM
*rolls eyes @ Matt* :p

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-03-04, 08:20 PM
:drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink:

Blackjack
2014-03-08, 07:46 AM
:deadhorse:

COME BACK TO LIFE THREAD

Clay
2014-03-10, 02:59 AM
My friend showed me this on his computer ages ago, and he finally put it on facebook so I could share it with more of the world. It still makes me giggle.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f303/claywyatt1982/oh_hey.jpg (http://s50.photobucket.com/user/claywyatt1982/media/oh_hey.jpg.html)

Sades
2014-03-10, 04:39 AM
:deadhorse:

I've never noticed this before, but that smiley is beating that dead horse squarely in the manbagz.

That picture got the most demented laugh out of me. Something in between an exhale and something that sounded like "beh".

Tetsuro
2014-03-12, 06:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eldksT3.gif

I bet imgur is behind this.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-03-23, 06:56 PM
hadouken!

Blackjack
2014-03-23, 11:31 PM
Shoryuken!

Slayer-Fan123
2014-03-25, 10:42 PM
My friend showed me this on his computer ages ago, and he finally put it on facebook so I could share it with more of the world. It still makes me giggle.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f303/claywyatt1982/oh_hey.jpg (http://s50.photobucket.com/user/claywyatt1982/media/oh_hey.jpg.html)
http://i.imgur.com/JMqtv.jpg

Sades
2014-04-01, 12:31 AM
I just texted Hound (who is getting off of work) and said "I want a Diet Doctor Pepper" (well, more or less. That was the gist of it). He said "So go get one!" I said "Don't be a dick, dick!" and he said "no"... so I'm about to text him back and say that I told the Archive I wasn't going to let him inside unless he brought me a Diet Doctor Pepper.

Edit: Sent!

Edit2: And then I asked him if I can fill the living room with ball pit balls. Though honestly, I might just do it anyway. With all the baby gates we have up to contain the toddler, we have the PERFECT setup for it.

Edit: I can't stop him or he won't give me chocolate. 'Cause... he said he wanted chocolate, then I said I wanted chocolate, so he was going to bring chocolate. Balls!

And he said I can't fill the living room with ball pit balls...

Luckily, it's half mine. So I'll only half fill it. if some of them wander over to his half of the room, it's not my problem!

Editagain: He said "I get the bottom half, that has the floor"

I LOLed. Will buy cheap inflatable pool for ball pit balls...

Slayer-Fan123
2014-04-02, 12:39 AM
I don't like Doctor Pepper. I don't think he's even a real doctor.

Unicron
2014-04-02, 02:18 AM
In honor of Sades' ball pit plans, I link to this (https://xkcd.com/150/)

Sades
2014-04-02, 05:53 AM
That was the inspiration. Saw the comic years ago, always thought it was an excellent idea.

Hound
2014-04-02, 05:35 PM
Ok, I'm convinced...

Sades
2014-04-02, 05:41 PM
You... realise I'm serious, yes?

Balls. Balls everywhere.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-04-05, 02:27 AM
:swirly::swirly::swirly::swirly::swirly:;);):D:D
:clap::clap::):)
:lol::lol::p:p:p:p
:p:p:p

Sades
2014-04-05, 06:39 PM
Yeah, pretty much.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-04-13, 07:03 PM
and that's what passes for a drunk post in 2014

Slayer-Fan123
2014-04-15, 10:37 PM
http://everythingwrongwithfrozen.tumblr.com/
The world is a strange place, and that's why I like it.

Sades
2014-04-26, 06:54 AM
I have a bob now. HAIRCUTS FOR WOMEN ARE HIGHWAY ROBBERY BTW http://tfarchive.com/community/images/ubbicons/icon8.gif

I currently have the shortest haircut I've ever had, at least since that one year I got a boy's haircut just in time for the return to grade school and everyone told me I looked like my brothers/I was mistaken for one or the other of my younger brothers from behind for months. /sadpanda /mainlypeoplebeingdicksIthink /woregiganticearringstocompensate /didn'thelp

The hair was down to the small of my back and I don't really miss it, lately it was a pain in the ass. I don't have time to mess with it anymore, it got in my face at the most annoying times and baby liked to pull it. So OFF IT WENT.

I'm currently swinging my head side to side, because the feeling of all of my hair moving the way it does now is so freaking novel...

Hound said I look like a mum now. :( I mean, I like being a mum, my little human rocks my socks. But who wants to look like one?

Am contemplating shaving the sides and dyeing what's left purple to fix that... but I don't want to look like a 30something desperately clinging onto her youth. Even if that is what I am.

Shall have to see what work thinks first as I go back next week. Meh.

/deardiary /rolleyes

ANIMAL CROSSING. How did a game this boring become so goddamn compelling? I like to fish on the game, and Hound thinks this is sad.

How did this thread get so long? What the **** is wrong with you, Matt? :p

inflatable dalek
2014-04-26, 04:57 PM
I think you should shave Hound's eyebrows off whilst he sleeps.


The big question of the day though, is why is Captain Kirk climbing a mountain?

HU2ftCitvyQ

Unicron
2014-04-26, 07:10 PM
I think you should shave Hound's eyebrows off whilst he sleeps.
No, the trick is to shave only one or even half of one. You get all the fun of messed up eyebrows with the addition of them trying to figure out what to do with the asymmetry.

inflatable dalek
2014-04-27, 12:19 AM
I am really cheesed off I live in a town with just one taxi company (we have more than one taxi number, but amazingly whichever one you ring it's the same person on the other end); they can basically do the taxi equivalent of shitting on you from a great height and get away with it because if you ever need a taxi- there's no body else to use.


I am so annoyed, I'm going to take out vicarious revenge by shaving all of Hound's body hair.

It's the only way to prevent me going on a mass taxi driver killing.

Sades
2014-04-27, 02:32 AM
I got a friend to shave the sides of my head. I love it, Hound hates it. :p

Was going to wait, but I go back to work in two days so it was now or never! It's a call centre, anyway. No face-to-face with customers so it shouldn't be a huge deal.

No, the trick is to shave only one or even half of one. You get all the fun of messed up eyebrows with the addition of them trying to figure out what to do with the asymmetry.

I have threatened to do just this thing right here. He just rolls his eyes at me...


I am so annoyed, I'm going to take out vicarious revenge by shaving all of Hound's body hair.

So what you're saying is... you're angry at a taxi company, so you're sitting at home fantasizing about shaving my husband's entire body...

...

*backs away slowly*

edit: Hound is sitting here watching a hockey game. I looked up and told him "Dalek wants to shave your entire body."

He said "Tell him that's kinky, and creepy."

... BUT HE DIDN'T SAY NO!

inflatable dalek
2014-04-27, 02:57 AM
By the time we meet in 2015 he may even have grown some body hair for me to shave off.



I am a horrid person.

Sades
2014-04-28, 03:37 AM
Meet us at the airport with like a handful of pink Lady BIC razors and some shaving cream, walk up to him and just be like "Okay, let's do this thing. The bathroom's over here".

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-05-01, 05:45 PM
How did this thread get so long? What the **** is wrong with you, Matt? :p

That could be a thread all on it's little own lonesome with posts just from me cos no-one else cares.

I have a lego ninja. He is white. It is because he is evil.

Notabot
2014-05-01, 05:48 PM
Racist.

Sades
2014-05-01, 11:20 PM
That could be a thread all on it's little own lonesome with posts just from me cos no-one else cares.

I have a lego ninja. He is white. It is because he is evil.

Eh, I'd write in it even if no one else did. Or poke someone else into humouring me. Or "delete" it and inevitably make another at some other time... infinite possibilities!

I hate talking to strangers on the phone. I don't know how I got into doing it for a living.

Oh, yeah. Money.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-05-04, 04:03 PM
I could discover a secret forum...

and tell EVERYONE about it !!

or write myself notes there. I appear to be out of wallspace to scribble on now

Hound
2014-05-05, 05:11 AM
It's been done...

Sades
2014-05-06, 03:38 AM
I rubbed the bit of my head that's been recently shaven against Hound's cheek the other day. He went "Ow, stop it!" and pulled away... I leaned in and rubbed my head against him again, saying "NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEEEEEELS!"

He has a fuzzy face. But I have a fuzzy head.

inflatable dalek
2014-05-06, 08:30 AM
The itchy stubble factor is part of what caused Pierce Brosnan and Terri Hatcher to fall out so badly on the set of Tomorrow Never Dies (his stubble that is, not hers).

inflatable dalek
2014-05-11, 11:33 AM
Seems the best thread to gloat about this... but I actually won some money on the lottery! 25! Huzzah.

I'm actually glad it was only three balls and 25, it would have really annoyed me to get, say, five and only win 200 for it (as seems to be the case for at least this week based on the mildly confusing lottery website). Remember the good old Noel Edmunds days when you didn't have to get all six to win a decent amount of money?

Sades
2014-05-19, 01:47 AM
Winning money is awesome. I keep saying I need to win the lottery, I should get around to that.

I tried to have an impromptu "tea party" with my one year old, but all she wanted to do was bang the plastic teacups together and kiss her teddy bear. Kids these days...

Slayer-Fan123
2014-05-20, 01:42 AM
MAN what I would do if I won the lottery...all I really do is listen to music and play Super Mario.

So essentially it would be the same except on a better sound system.

StoneCold Skywarp
2014-05-20, 05:46 PM
I've just recovered from my Saturday night out. I was so drunk the prospect of a "drunk post" didn't even cross my mind.