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Sades
2016-02-26, 07:58 AM
The Wet Pillow
Black Lighting
Mom's Spaghetti (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw)

You go now kplsthnx. Or not.

Unicron
2016-02-26, 06:16 PM
Goldballs

Skyquake87
2016-02-26, 09:15 PM
"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

The Digestive
Captain Outdoors
The Pantry
Underwire
Backdoor
Seizure
Lungworm


*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.

Cyberstrike nTo
2016-02-26, 10:42 PM
"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

The Digestive
Captain Outdoors
The Pantry
Underwire
Backdoor
Seizure
Lungworm


*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.

IIRC Black Lightening was part of the DCU not part the Milestone Universe.

Milestone was a line about minority superheroes basically by minority creators and some of it was quite good. Their last major attempt was Static Shock which was to merge them into the DCU (along with the Wildstorm characters) at the start of the New 52 it didn't last, and IIRC one of the former creators begged DC to cancel N52 version of Static Shock because it was so awful.

The last I heard the rights to all the Milestone characters are now owned by a company called Milestone Media which is currently going to follow Mark Millar's example and see if they get multiple publishers to publish their titles.

inflatable dalek
2016-02-26, 11:00 PM
Block and Tackle.

Adequate Man.

Jesus Christ (more for what a dull comic it would be than the name. His omnipresence would mean he'd instantly know everything the villains were up to, but he'd let them carry out their dastardly deeds before just forgiving them).

Sades
2016-02-26, 11:06 PM
I know. I didn't say Black Lightning.

"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude.

^^ This is the one that's going to bear some explaining, though...

Underwire

Bad superhero name. Perfect villain name.

Jaundice

Dead Man Wade
2016-02-27, 02:46 AM
Chelation Lad
The Mighty Felch
The Amazing Skidmark
Gary

Sades
2016-02-27, 09:00 AM
"Gary". :lol:


Crochet Crusader
Grandma's Bedspread
The Juggalo

nhy3888
2016-02-28, 12:02 AM
Mr Bad
The Silly Billy
John Smith
The Right Honourable Member

Sades
2016-02-28, 12:23 AM
Super Waistband
Dank Meme
Colouring Book
Hangry

Tetsuro
2016-02-29, 05:54 AM
Florida Man.

Sades
2016-02-29, 08:07 AM
Somehow Forgot About Monday

Skyquake87
2016-02-29, 07:29 PM
The Mighty Prostate
Barber Shop Quartet
Trouserpress
The Iron
Cleaver
Toothache
Kidney Stone
Indicator ("Which way's he headed?!" "...left. Like he indicated.")

Cliffjumper
2016-03-16, 10:59 AM
The Green Lantern.

Hound
2016-03-16, 02:38 PM
I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!

Paul053
2016-03-16, 02:48 PM
The Trump

Tetsuro
2016-03-16, 04:56 PM
I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!
I bet he just saw the movie.

Unicron
2016-03-16, 07:35 PM
The Unflappable Flapper

Skyquake87
2016-03-16, 09:05 PM
Dangerous Trevor