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Old 2017-02-23, 10:06 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by Skayqvek-eighty-sewen
Awesome review! I was reading out loud in a cod-Russian accent and everything.
Blah, blah blah, it's a Polyhex aksent, vat is dis Russian you speak of?

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I don't like Mindwipe as much as I think I should.
Vat?! VAAAAT?! VAT BLASPHEMY ARE YOU SPOUTING? Cease this prattle zis instant, bag of flesh.

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I just find the robot legs and feet great podgy planks which are a big for him - his narrow waist means he's always standing like an A.
I must have you know dis posture is good for my back.

Also big feet mean I can step on hoomans better.


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My Vorath also sits neatly in Mindwipe's chest box, just to rub it in.
Clearly my Worath is defective. Vhere can I get a new one? Vhere do organicks obtain replacement units? I shall hawe my hooman serwant make alterations to dis rewiew in light of dis difference betveen me and other Mindvipes.
 

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