Someone find me a chick hotter than this!

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:03 am

Its a trick question. You can't.

Enjoy!

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:19 am

fixed

Zeeks · Post by **Zeeks** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:21 am

you can keep the chick. I will take the KISS shirt.

Gesani · Post by **Gesani** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:21 am

hmm.. might be hard but it can be done... just have to find a mostly necked but covered redhead

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:40 am

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:47 am

Denyer, you better be kidding.

BigMaki · Post by **BigMaki** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:50 am

Well, if chicks with acne and thick arm hair are your thing....

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:28 am

Originally posted by Claypool
Denyer, you better be kidding.

Women with fake tan, bits of plastic glued to their hands and wardrobes out of Blink 182 videos have just never appealed. Sorry.

Jamie and Annabel (2nd & 5th in first pic) don't look like Hollywood hangers-on who've ended up in porn. It isn't anything I expect you to understand...

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:37 am

Originally posted by Denyer
It isn't anything I expect you to understand...

I think you're expecting too much from Clay, Denyer.

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:39 am

how do you know thoes nails are fake?

Astrotrain255 · Post by **Astrotrain255** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:42 am

Hmmm the girl with the golden necklace is a friend of yours?...

(I need that devilish smiley from transfans...)

Xille · Post by **Xille** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:44 am

Easy, Claypool.

Carmella DeCesare.

Gesani · Post by **Gesani** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:50 am

Originally posted by Denyer
denyers pictures

how old are those girls?...look like jail bait to me..

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:10 am

Originally posted by Gesani
how old are those girls?...look like jail bait to me..

Nope. I think the trouble is some people just aren't accustomed to anyone not wearing enough makeup to try to pass for their mother.

Clay, I hate to disappoint you (eh, who am I fooling...) but nails are rarely naturally bleach white, and most people who use polish paint, er, the whole nail. That's a cheap manicure job of the type skanks I went to school with used to get.

Strafe · Post by **Strafe** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:04 am

Sorry Denyer, although there are some cuties in your pic, Clay wins this battle of the chicks.

The best part about going to a school in the SEC means that I can pick up a rock, throw it in any direction and I'll hit a girl who is at the same hotness level of Clay's pic.

/Not that I throw rocks at women.
//Wants more pics

Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:17 am

Originally posted by Denyer
Clay, I hate to disappoint you (eh, who am I fooling...) but nails are rarely naturally bleach white, and most people who use polish paint, er, the whole nail. That's a cheap manicure job of the type skanks I went to school with used to get.

They're french-tipped nails. Sleazy, generally, but not necessarily fake.

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:21 am

Originally posted by Strafe
The best part about going to a school in the SEC means that I can pick up a rock, throw it in any direction and I'll hit a girl who is at the same hotness level of Clay's pic.

And the downsides are what? Asbestos? Lack of trailer parking?

Blues Clues · Post by **Blues Clues** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:22 am

Clay, that chick is pretty ugly actually, I could easily find someone better. Jessica Alba for instance ...

Strafe · Post by **Strafe** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:26 am

Originally posted by Denyer
And the downsides are what? Asbestos? Lack of trailer parking?

That if I throw a rock in any direction most of those girls I'd hit are in sororities.

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:48 am

Originally posted by Astrotrain255
Hmmm the girl with the golden necklace is a friend of yours?...

Sadly, no. Does remind me of someone I know.

Originally posted by Claypool
how do you know thoes nails are fake?

Look at the thumbs and the way she's gingerly resting her hands on the floor. Eyes and smile also look forced.

Hmm. Looking at that homepage and "no nude" disclaimer, most of the images on the site probably were taken when she was jailbait...