Women

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:50 am

OK, I may have had a few drinks, but that doesn't stop me from having a point or two to mention.

So, there I was on Saturday having a farily normal day at the pub, when a girlI kinda like is at the bottom bar.I talk to her and later on in the night she invites me to a party, which I duly attend...only she isnt there.

And today, after two days of chasing herI find out she moved to London today. So I ask, why are females such pains in the arse?

Said girl is the first peron in ages I feel I can talk too.....and she buggers off.

I hate you all, yet feel as if that someone is out there,

Grr.

DrSpengler · Post by **DrSpengler** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:56 am

What's the point?

You romance them, buy them expensive sh*t, listen to them talk endlessly, bend over backwards for their ever need...for what? A slim chance at having sex?

Hang out with your friends, they're probably more fun. Then go home and masturbate. Get creative, I'm sure it will feel just as good as the real thing.

King Fargo · Post by **King Fargo** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:31 am

Originally posted by Lord Zarak
And today, after two days of chasing her, I find out she moved to London today. So I ask, why are females such pains in the arse? Grrr.

It sucks, doesn't it?

One evening a few years back, a girl who I liked through high school talked to me at a bar. So, I try and chase her up, only to find she had moved to Melbourne.

Saw her again about a month ago, and tried to make contact through one of her friends who is in the same course as me at Uni. No such bloody luck.

Oh well, time to move on again.

BigMaki · Post by **BigMaki** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:32 am

Originally posted by DrSpengler
]Get creative, I'm sure it will feel just as good as the real thing.

Sorry, but I'm really going to have to disagree with that one.

DrSpengler · Post by **DrSpengler** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:13 am

Originally posted by BigMaki
Sorry, but I'm really going to have to disagree with that one.

But we have the technology!

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:31 am

Originally posted by DrSpengler
You romance them, buy them expensive sh*t, listen to them talk endlessly, bend over backwards for their ever need...for what? A slim chance at having sex?

Hang out with your friends,

You say that as if the idea of women being friends hadn't occurred...

Originally posted by Lord Zarak
yet feel as if that someone is out there,

Probably. I don't really see why everyone is in such a hurry to pair off. Well, I can think of a bunch of reasons, but figure most people would be happier if they got comfortable with the idea of themselves first.

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:15 am

I know what you mean. The only girl, who's ever really meant anything to me is the one I can't have, and I've come to accept that. She was in a terrible relationship, so she's not eager to be in another one, and she wants to get settled with her career before she finds someone.

I don't believe the maxim that "there's someone for everyone." For one, I believe the women of this world outnumber the men, also, if that were true, then why are there so many people, who die single?

If I'm meant to find someone, I'll find her. If not, then whatever. I'm quite sick of this game. With the amount of pain and humiliation involved, there's no way this is not just a foolish game. You can only lose so many times before you say **** it, and stop trying . . .

Wildfire Herald · Post by **Wildfire Herald** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:38 am

Originally posted by DrSpengler
But we have the technology!

And if anyone should lead the charge in the revolution of self-satisfaction, it should be the man who openly admits he would engage in sexual relations with a pony...

DrSpengler · Post by **DrSpengler** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:48 am

Originally posted by Wildfire Herald
And if anyone should lead the charge in the revolution of self-satisfaction, it should be the man who openly admits he would engage in sexual relations with a pony...

I'm the only one who has the guts.

I'm like the Six Million Dollar Man, except hornier around animals.

Wildfire Herald · Post by **Wildfire Herald** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:34 am

Originally posted by DrSpengler
I'm the only one who has the guts.

I'm like the Six Million Dollar Man, except hornier around animals.

How is it everything you say is instant gold?

Ultimate Weapon · Post by **Ultimate Weapon** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:26 am

I do not deny women, yet I do not pursue them either.

Reverend Shrapnel · Post by **Reverend Shrapnel** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:46 am

Originally posted by DrSpengler

Hang out with your friends, they're probably more fun. Then go home and masturbate. Get creative, I'm sure it will feel just as good as the real thing.

Y'know, I hope that in my lifetime our best and brightest stop wasting their time with space exploration and delve into the idea of downloadable mates...The human race might end after my generation but by gum we'll be the happiest bunch of people ever...

Ozz · Post by **Ozz** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:29 am

Originally posted by Reverend Shrapnel
Y'know, I hope that in my lifetime our best and brightest stop wasting their time with space exploration and delve into the idea of downloadable mates...

Nappster.com?

Reverend Shrapnel · Post by **Reverend Shrapnel** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:48 am

Originally posted by Ozz
Nappster.com?

*Bashes wall*

'Kid'

They saw the sign!

But the principle's certainly an intriguing idea, eh? On a related note, I saw the remade Stepford Wives recently...what a godawful femmie agenda. They even deride men as pigs for wanting robot-like mates. Can they blame us really? I mean, as men we want to be out there mating away 'til the cows come home! I mean, at 19 I'm meant to be in my sexual prime, libido through the roof and all that but I see no action. It's seriously a bring-down to a young guy...yes, we need downloadable mates...think, if the young were able to release all that tension, they'd work! They'd be creative! They'd be richer! By, God, methinks I know what the next government should push for...

onearmedrich · Post by **onearmedrich** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:44 am

Although there's the trouble of pursuing women, the rewards are well worth it. Wanking is no were near as good as sex, although sometimes it hits the spot. I got laid yesterday, twice. It was good.

Reverend Shrapnel · Post by **Reverend Shrapnel** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:29 pm

Originally posted by onearmedrich
Although there's the trouble of pursuing women, the rewards are well worth it. Wanking is no were near as good as sex, although sometimes it hits the spot. I got laid yesterday, twice. It was good.

I drank more tea than usual yesterday. It was another step towards the day when I'm found swinging from the loft.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:32 pm

Originally posted by Reverend Shrapnel
It was another step towards the day when I'm found swinging from the loft.

Under your own power, or with assistance from some form of apparatus?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:23 pm

Originally posted by onearmedrich
I got laid yesterday, twice. It was good.

*Hurries to front ofr lynching que*

Not that I'm jelous or anything...

Chromia · Post by **Chromia** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:40 pm

Originally posted by Reverend Shrapnel
Y'know, I hope that in my lifetime our best and brightest stop wasting their time with space exploration and delve into the idea of downloadable mates

Wasn't there an episode of Futurama like that??

Reverend Shrapnel · Post by **Reverend Shrapnel** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:59 pm

Originally posted by Kup1
Wasn't there an episode of Futurama like that??

Indeed there was. Fry's fateful cryogenic catastrophe looks so worth imitating...

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