The replacing famous TV stars with Archivers thread.

Auntie Slag · Post by **Auntie Slag** » Sat Jul 12, 2003 11:30 pm

Hello campers.

I was conversing just now with Plasmodium (real name Jack Phoenix), and in between mutual death threats and swearing vengeance upon each others pets, up cropped the mildly humourous diversion of replacing TV stars from sucessful sitcoms with appropriate Archivers who would fill their shoes admirably.

So whilst still feeling mildly suicidal (in that I won't and never will. Ha!), I thought it might be fun to try it out here. If I take something like... Friends as an example; who here do you think would best fill the shoes of:

Ross =
Joey =
Chandler =

Rachel =
Phoebe =
Monica =

Ugly naked guy =
Ross' monkey =

Remember, you don't have to give your name and you could earn a community action trust reward.

GIB:yawn:

Blitzwing · Post by **Blitzwing** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:23 am

Only losers watch friends. That is a mod talking.

liverpoolicus · Post by **liverpoolicus** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:34 am

enough said.....pile of poo is friends, yes.

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 4:30 pm

Yeah, friends is pretty lame, its so stupid cause they just end up marrying eachother and how can Joey be that dumb? Anyway, yeah, i dont watch that stupid show.......

..........

Auntie Slag · Post by **Auntie Slag** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 5:08 pm

Well Friends was just an example. We did it with Seinfeld. How about M*A*S*H?

Hawkeye = Cliffjumper
BJ = Big Maki or Brave Maximus
Major Frank Burns = A troll?
Hotlips Houlihan = Sixshot
Corporal Klinger = Starscreamer
Radar = er.... Plas?
General Sherman Potter = A voice of reason, so probably Denyer.

Actually, this threads pretty lame. I'll have a go at filling the one's for M*A*S*H in myself. See if you agree.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 5:21 pm

Nooononono. Burns is Casper, especially if Sixshot's Houlihan.

Radar is blatantly Flec, Klinger would probably be Claypool.

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 6:13 pm

I wanna be one of thoes hot girls so I can feel my own boobs

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 6:41 pm

Ross = Brend
Joey = Mirage
Chandler = Cliffy

Rachel = Sixy
Phoebe = Sadie
Monica = Scout

Ugly naked guy = Casper?
Ross' monkey = Getaway

Hmmmm, how about a few other shows? (btw, we did Seinfeld? when? Damn everyone thinks I'm George, I wanna be George, who's George?)

Anywho, other tv shows?

What's about the A-Team;

Hannibal = Skywarp
Face = Casper
Murdoch = Mirage
B.A. = Auros
Amy Allen = Sixy

Col. Decker = G91

Dukes of Hazzard;

Uncle Jesse = Denyer
Bo Duke = Addl
Luke Duke = Brend
Daisy Duke = Sixy
Cooter = Windy
Boss Hogg = Skywarp
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane = Casper
Enos Straite = Mirage

ThePeacemkr2 · Post by **ThePeacemkr2** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:01 pm

Originally posted by Claypool
I wanna be one of thoes hot girls so I can feel my own boobs

I think what they meant was you yourself would be in that role, not you with their body... in other words, you couldnt feel your own 'boobs' unless your real self currently has them (or is planning on getting them)...

Unless of course you somehow found a way to take over their mind and implant your consciouncness...

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:29 pm

Originally posted by ThePeacemkr2

Unless of course you somehow found a way to take over their mind and implant your consciouncness...

TURBO CHARGER · Post by **TURBO CHARGER** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:57 am

so who would I be of anyone on t.v.?

Garand · Post by **Garand** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:19 am

Sheba = Rush Limbaugh
Sir Auros = Bill O'Reily

Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:48 am

Originally posted by Garand
Sir Auros = Bill O'Reily

That's it, I'm driving across the border and killing you tomorrow...when I'm not tired...and after work...

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:13 am

Originally posted by Garand
Sheba = Rush Limbaugh
Sir Auros = Bill O'Reily

LMAO It's funny because it's true.

Starscreamer · Post by **Starscreamer** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 12:33 pm

Well Friends suck but I am ROSS

Vin Ghostal · Post by **Vin Ghostal** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:27 pm

Originally posted by Brendocon
Nooononono. Burns is Casper, especially if Sixshot's Houlihan.

What's the connection between the two? (Non-MASH fan talking)

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:30 pm

"They're just good friends. Nothing more. Honestly. Even on those long cold nights. No matter what the other doctors might tell you. Those fools are only jealous."

Brave Maximus · Post by **Brave Maximus** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 6:09 pm

Well we could do that '70's show but I'm not 100% Sure on things

So:
Donna: Scout (looks and personality)
Erik: Cliffjumper
Kelso: Blaster (maybe I dunno)
Jackie: Craz
Hyde: Amarant (ooooh trust me. That was him all through high school)
Fezz: I'll let you guys decide
Laurie: I was going to say Sixshot but as I don't know her, I'm not going to arbitrarily call some one a super slut - You guys can pick some one
Red: Brave Maximus (but Skywarp would also be great in this)
Kitty: ?
Bob: ?
Midge: ?

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:30 pm

LMAO, that figures, I've been compared to him before actually.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:51 pm

First, Red Dwarf:
Lister- Mirage
The Cat- Brend
Kryten- Windy
Rimmer- Denyer
Kochanski- Scout
Peterson- Blitzwing
Capt. Hollister- Vin Ghostal
Selby- Cliff

Cheers:
Sam- Zarak
Diane- Sixshot
Norm- Plas
Cliff- Windy
Woody- Bombshell
Frasier- Paladin Prime
Lilith- Sheba

We are currently casting 'Fawlty Towers'. And Blaster is 'Blackadder'.

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