Stop Your Children Masturbating.

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http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/advice.asp

Useful hints to allow your loved ones to stay pure and Christian. Praise de Lord!
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edit : AAAaahahahahahaa !
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Post by inflatable dalek »

That is the noise of a man masturbating if I'm not mistaken.
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just so that you know, children.
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http://zoethe.livejournal.com/118885.html

I wasn't really, although Americans have odd concepts for things involving age 21 rather than 18...
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Yeah, if I was supposed to be having non-stop sex drugs and rock'n'roll I missed out somewhere...
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Post by tahukanuva »

What the Hell did you search for to find that? "teen mastrubation"? You sir, are a sick, sick, man.
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http://theferrett.livejournal.com/

One of the few bloggers / column writers I read frequently. His other half.

Or were you talking to the guy with the eye(s)-on-stalk(s)?
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Post by tahukanuva »

Originally posted by Denyer

Or were you talking to the guy with the eye(s)-on-stalk(s)?


Yeah, I was talking to the Inflatable Mr. Dalek.

That is one of the better blogs I've seen though. Being as the last one I read was by the guy who writes Ren and Stimpy however, that's not saying much.
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Post by Ice Shard »

Excuse me?!

That is so strange to post here. Why even look for it?

Sick that there.

Listining to rock music isn't rebeling ! It's just being different
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this is sound advice.
Come on and wind me up.
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Post by Denyer »

Originally posted by Ice Shard
Excuse me?!

That is so strange to post here. Why even look for it?

Sick that there.

Listining to rock music isn't rebeling ! It's just being different

http://landoverbaptist.org/

Take your time, kiddo. We'll wait.
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Post by tahukanuva »

Originally posted by Ice Shard

Listining to rock music isn't rebeling ! It's just being different


Right, 'cause no one listens to rock music. And the article wasn't tongue-in-cheek at all.
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on the landover site check the offer for modest swimwear.

so god made us in his image, then told us it was immoral to look upon that image...

god is making this awful confusing on us
Come on and wind me up.
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thats a sad shame
One shall stand, One shall fall...
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Post by Zisteau »

" President and Mrs. Bush hope that you never have to deal with the tragic heartbreak of a child who masturbates. "

Wow. Really one of the funniest things I've read in a whilte.
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I got chuckle after reading some of the responses from angry Christians on the landover baptists readers mail page. I guess the blatant satire isn't obvious to everyone. Sigh...consider the source, I suppose.
How in the world could you tell 9-year old Timmy to expect his pet dog to be eaten by the Chinese in hell?
Your practice of teaching young children to stone rabbits to death is appalling!.......For a church to condone and even promote this behavior is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

the next was a response to this article
I think that what your are doing is horrible, god gives people children as a gift not to be sold. I think that when your life is done here on earth that you will pay for doing what you are doing! All of you should be ashamed of yourselves. I am contacting our local news team to find out exactly what is going on in your compound!
Brilliant! This stuff is gold!
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just so that you know, children.
Warming up for global orgasm day, eh slarti ?
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Post by slartibartfast »

Originally posted by rubicon
Warming up for global orgasm day, eh slarti ?
every day god gives me.




the 'random thought' edit : ho boy, looks like spring is in the air...
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Post by tahukanuva »

pornographic... Britney Spears
If only...
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Is she a SLAVE for me?
Come on and wind me up.
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