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Simple, old concept - a knock-out format to determine who's the hardest Transformer of all time. Excluding Metroplex or anyone else who can just step on someone. If you want to justify your votes, go ahead. But make sure you vote! Think of it as either that Universe comic or those crappy paperbacks, just better written. Or at least free.
ROUND ONE
Optimus Prime v Motormaster
Star Saber v Razorclaw
Grimlock (comic) v Snap Trap
Fortress Maximus (comic) v Onslaught
Ultra Magnus v Blitzwing
Rodimus Prime v Carnivac
Scattershot v Bludgeon
Blaster (US comic) v Straxus
Springer v Starscream
Sideswipe v Shockwave (comic)
Impactor v Cyclonus (comic)
Hardhead v Galvatron (comic)
Slag v Scourge (comic)
Sunstreaker v Soundwave (comic)
Hot Spot v Scorponok (comic)
Kup v Megatron (comic)
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!!!
The all-time G1 smackdown knock-out fighting thing! No brain required!
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Wow. Been a while since I did one of these......
ROUND ONE
With a crowd of roaring, generic Cybertronians(some waving signs that read "NBO!! NEO BEAST ORDER!!!" and "PRIMUS 3:16"), Vince McMahon and Ironhide step into the center of the ring.
Vince: "Do I really have to do this?"
Ironhide: "Don't blame me. Yer th' one that bet Hulk Hogan could'a beat me."
Vince: "Yeah, yeah." -grabs mic, clears throat- "LADEEZ AN' GENTLEMECHS. WELCOME-"
Motormaster: "SHUT UP AN' LET US FIGHT!!"
And so, the fight.
Optimus Prime v Motormaster
Motormaster stands in the center of the ring. Tall, merciless, brutal looking.... in his spandex shorts and, heh, heh, facepaint. "Today, I, Motormaster, am KING OF THE RING!!!" Turning to face his opponent, the last thing he realized before Prime's fist impacted his face was that Prime wasn't wearing any pants.......
Star Saber v Razorclaw
Razorclaw sniffed at the fuel stains on the canvas. "Wow. I never thought Motormaster was a bleeder- OWUFF!!!!"
Star Saber rubbed his sore foot as Razorclaw flew into the cheap seats. "He never knew my favorite game was Kick the Cat when I was young....."
Grimlock (comic) v Snap Trap
Snap Trap stared as Grimlock set up a few cans of Sterno and a large cauldron before putting on a chef's hat at a jaunty angle. "What are you doing?"
Grimlock lit the Sterno, and in one fluid movement, slam dunked Snap Trap into the cauldron. "Me making mock-turtle soup."
Fortress Maximus (comic) v Onslaught
Both Fort Max and Onslaught eye their bowls of soup uncertainly.
Fort Max frowned slightly. "I didn't think Grimlock could cook."
Onslaught, privately wondering how he was supposed to eat soup with no mouth, nodded in agreement.
Fort Max shrugged, and took a tentative spoonfull of soup. "Hey, this isn't that-"
Grimlock leaped into the ring behind him and clubbed him down with a folding chair, jumping up and down on the Headmaster's back. "Stupid Fruitloop Multipuck! Why you not die?!?!?!?!?"
Ultra Magnus v Blitzwing
Magnus and Blitzwing stared each other down.
Magnus pulled a coin out of subspace. "Heads or tails?" He flipped it into the air.
Blitzwing tracked the coin as it rose. "He-BLAM!"
Magnus blew smoke from the barrel of his gun. "I told you I don't have time for this now."
Rodimus Prime v Carnivac
Roddy smirked as Carnivac charged at him. Ripping up one of the turnbuckle posts, he waved it in the air. "C'mere, boy. Fetch the stick, fetch the stick!" With that he flung the post up into the cheap seats, with Carnivac in hot pursuit.
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Razorclaw pulled himself to his feet as a post clanged off of his head and landed in his hands. "What the-WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Then started running for his life as Carnivac started chasing him.
Scattershot v Bludgeon
Bludgeon sheathed his katana, and with the click of the guard hitting the sheath, Scattershot fell to pieces.
Blaster (US comic) v Straxus
Straxus chuckled. "You don't have a space bridge to save you this time."
Blaster opened his mouth to make a snappy reply, then his optics widened and he dove to the side.
Strxus pulled his axe from subspace. "All to-UHNN!", and was driven into the mat(impaling himself on the axe in the process) as Razorclaw and Carnivac run over him.
Springer v Starscream
"I Starscream-BLAM!"
Sideswipe v Shockwave (comic)
Shockwave obliterated Sideswipe in a logical fashion.
Impactor v Cyclonus (comic)
Impactor's cannons roar and the more nimble Cyclonus, letting the Decepticon move in closer. "Pathetic Autobot, I've got you-UNGH!" Impactor pulled the spike on his arm back, Cyclonus' fuel dripping from the barbed end.
Hardhead v Galvatron (comic)
Galvatron raged. "You fool, Cyclonus. You, a being forged in the fires of Unicron, let yourself be beaten by a mere Autobot?!?!? For that, you DIE!!!!!. With that, he fired, the blast vaporizing Cyclonus' head. Spinning on his heel, he was met by a rain of fire from Hardhead's guns, which he silenced quickly. "You'd better not lose, Scourge!!!!"
Slag v Scourge (comic)
Scourge shivered. "Not gonna lose, not gonna lose, not gonna... uh, getting hot, really hotOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!"
Slag chuckled as Scourge slowly meled into a puddle of molten... well, slag.
Sunstreaker v Soundwave (comic)
Soundwave stood back and watched.
Sunstreaker scowled. "Fine. I'll come to-", only to be knocked flat when the lighting gantry above the ring crashes down on him.
"My plan worked quite well."
Hot Spot v Scorponok (comic)
"I am Scorponok, mighiest of Decepticons. Yet I am also Lord Zarak, who is just a man. A flawed man. I don't want to die."
Hot Spot opened fire, noting with some worry that his shots weren't doing much damage.
Scorponok smacked Hot Spot down before stomping on him a few times.
Kup v Megatron (comic)
Kup leaned again the turnbuckle. "This reminds me of the time I was thrown into the gladitorial combat pits on Collosia."
Megatron's only reply was a blast from his fusion cannon, blowing Kup in half.
ROUND ONE
With a crowd of roaring, generic Cybertronians(some waving signs that read "NBO!! NEO BEAST ORDER!!!" and "PRIMUS 3:16"), Vince McMahon and Ironhide step into the center of the ring.
Vince: "Do I really have to do this?"
Ironhide: "Don't blame me. Yer th' one that bet Hulk Hogan could'a beat me."
Vince: "Yeah, yeah." -grabs mic, clears throat- "LADEEZ AN' GENTLEMECHS. WELCOME-"
Motormaster: "SHUT UP AN' LET US FIGHT!!"
And so, the fight.
Optimus Prime v Motormaster
Motormaster stands in the center of the ring. Tall, merciless, brutal looking.... in his spandex shorts and, heh, heh, facepaint. "Today, I, Motormaster, am KING OF THE RING!!!" Turning to face his opponent, the last thing he realized before Prime's fist impacted his face was that Prime wasn't wearing any pants.......
Star Saber v Razorclaw
Razorclaw sniffed at the fuel stains on the canvas. "Wow. I never thought Motormaster was a bleeder- OWUFF!!!!"
Star Saber rubbed his sore foot as Razorclaw flew into the cheap seats. "He never knew my favorite game was Kick the Cat when I was young....."
Grimlock (comic) v Snap Trap
Snap Trap stared as Grimlock set up a few cans of Sterno and a large cauldron before putting on a chef's hat at a jaunty angle. "What are you doing?"
Grimlock lit the Sterno, and in one fluid movement, slam dunked Snap Trap into the cauldron. "Me making mock-turtle soup."
Fortress Maximus (comic) v Onslaught
Both Fort Max and Onslaught eye their bowls of soup uncertainly.
Fort Max frowned slightly. "I didn't think Grimlock could cook."
Onslaught, privately wondering how he was supposed to eat soup with no mouth, nodded in agreement.
Fort Max shrugged, and took a tentative spoonfull of soup. "Hey, this isn't that-"
Grimlock leaped into the ring behind him and clubbed him down with a folding chair, jumping up and down on the Headmaster's back. "Stupid Fruitloop Multipuck! Why you not die?!?!?!?!?"
Ultra Magnus v Blitzwing
Magnus and Blitzwing stared each other down.
Magnus pulled a coin out of subspace. "Heads or tails?" He flipped it into the air.
Blitzwing tracked the coin as it rose. "He-BLAM!"
Magnus blew smoke from the barrel of his gun. "I told you I don't have time for this now."
Rodimus Prime v Carnivac
Roddy smirked as Carnivac charged at him. Ripping up one of the turnbuckle posts, he waved it in the air. "C'mere, boy. Fetch the stick, fetch the stick!" With that he flung the post up into the cheap seats, with Carnivac in hot pursuit.
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Razorclaw pulled himself to his feet as a post clanged off of his head and landed in his hands. "What the-WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Then started running for his life as Carnivac started chasing him.
Scattershot v Bludgeon
Bludgeon sheathed his katana, and with the click of the guard hitting the sheath, Scattershot fell to pieces.
Blaster (US comic) v Straxus
Straxus chuckled. "You don't have a space bridge to save you this time."
Blaster opened his mouth to make a snappy reply, then his optics widened and he dove to the side.
Strxus pulled his axe from subspace. "All to-UHNN!", and was driven into the mat(impaling himself on the axe in the process) as Razorclaw and Carnivac run over him.
Springer v Starscream
"I Starscream-BLAM!"
Sideswipe v Shockwave (comic)
Shockwave obliterated Sideswipe in a logical fashion.
Impactor v Cyclonus (comic)
Impactor's cannons roar and the more nimble Cyclonus, letting the Decepticon move in closer. "Pathetic Autobot, I've got you-UNGH!" Impactor pulled the spike on his arm back, Cyclonus' fuel dripping from the barbed end.
Hardhead v Galvatron (comic)
Galvatron raged. "You fool, Cyclonus. You, a being forged in the fires of Unicron, let yourself be beaten by a mere Autobot?!?!? For that, you DIE!!!!!. With that, he fired, the blast vaporizing Cyclonus' head. Spinning on his heel, he was met by a rain of fire from Hardhead's guns, which he silenced quickly. "You'd better not lose, Scourge!!!!"
Slag v Scourge (comic)
Scourge shivered. "Not gonna lose, not gonna lose, not gonna... uh, getting hot, really hotOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!"
Slag chuckled as Scourge slowly meled into a puddle of molten... well, slag.
Sunstreaker v Soundwave (comic)
Soundwave stood back and watched.
Sunstreaker scowled. "Fine. I'll come to-", only to be knocked flat when the lighting gantry above the ring crashes down on him.
"My plan worked quite well."
Hot Spot v Scorponok (comic)
"I am Scorponok, mighiest of Decepticons. Yet I am also Lord Zarak, who is just a man. A flawed man. I don't want to die."
Hot Spot opened fire, noting with some worry that his shots weren't doing much damage.
Scorponok smacked Hot Spot down before stomping on him a few times.
Kup v Megatron (comic)
Kup leaned again the turnbuckle. "This reminds me of the time I was thrown into the gladitorial combat pits on Collosia."
Megatron's only reply was a blast from his fusion cannon, blowing Kup in half.
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Hey, if coolness was a factor, he'd be there, and the whole thing would be "Dropshot vs Skids", "Breakdown vs Sizzle" and "Chopshop vs Override", but I had to go with the toughbots, and fact is Spinister managed to get shot in the chest by Carnivac without noticing he was there, despite Carny apparently standing directly in front of him at a distance of about three yards.
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