You too can drink at work!!!

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You too can drink at work!!!

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17 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to
hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
7. It eliminates holiday leave because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are plastered.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
pub.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss (or employee) naked.
16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
17. Sitting "Bare Bum" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
"gross".

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Post by Starscreamsghost »

Originally posted by Brawn:
15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss (or employee) naked.
*thinks about fellow employees at law firm this past summer - shudders*

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Drinking at work? Already done it.

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*Thinks about girls in the office*

Gotta change my pants now. Yeah buddy, work study! College girls!

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Post by Garand »

this list looks familier...



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<Khe_Sahn> "Plastic Jesus"
<Khe_Sahn> I thought i'd never see that scrawled on a box
<Khe_Sahn> freaking nativity sets
<Garand_EMT> o_O
<Garand_EMT> people tryign to profit form other's religions..
<Khe_Sahn> "Beware, Jesus is swallowable by small children"
<Garand_EMT> .me tries hard not to laugh
<Khe_Sahn> AAAAAAAAAAARGGHH THE BODY OF CHRIST!! IT CHOKES!!! TAKE IT OUT!!!!!
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Post by Brawn »

Originally posted by Garand:
this list looks familier...
It may be..
I have seen it on several NewsGroups..

I hope no one here posted the same thing...
*Shutters*



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Post by Garand »

Originally posted by Brawn:
I hope no one here posted the same thing...
A couple of months ago...



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Writer's Block Fanfic IRC chat 12/15-12/16:
<Khe_Sahn> "Plastic Jesus"
<Khe_Sahn> I thought i'd never see that scrawled on a box
<Khe_Sahn> freaking nativity sets
<Garand_EMT> o_O
<Garand_EMT> people tryign to profit form other's religions..
<Khe_Sahn> "Beware, Jesus is swallowable by small children"
<Garand_EMT> .me tries hard not to laugh
<Khe_Sahn> AAAAAAAAAAARGGHH THE BODY OF CHRIST!! IT CHOKES!!! TAKE IT OUT!!!!!
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