Simpsons Quote thread
Simpsons Quote thread
Trent Steel:"You like Thai?"
Homer AKA Max Power:"Yeah, tie good, you like shirt?"
Homer AKA Max Power:"Yeah, tie good, you like shirt?"
I bent my wookie! - Ralph
This is where the leprechaun tells me to burn things! - Ralph
Hello Weekend Dad! - Milhouse
April Fo *BOOM* - Bart
Fire an officer at us will they! We'll have to respond in kind! *argh* Not me you idiots! - Navy Captain
I ate all my caps...*Ow!* - Ralph
"Ms. Hoover, my worm jumped in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another?
No Ralph, just put your head down and go to sleep.
Yay Sleep, that's where I'ma viking!" - Ralph and Ms. Hoover
You've mastered a dead tongue, but can ye handle a live one? - Willy
Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip - Homer
My cat's breath smells like cat food - Ralph
I love the Simpsons...
This is where the leprechaun tells me to burn things! - Ralph
Hello Weekend Dad! - Milhouse
April Fo *BOOM* - Bart
Fire an officer at us will they! We'll have to respond in kind! *argh* Not me you idiots! - Navy Captain
I ate all my caps...*Ow!* - Ralph
"Ms. Hoover, my worm jumped in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another?
No Ralph, just put your head down and go to sleep.
Yay Sleep, that's where I'ma viking!" - Ralph and Ms. Hoover
You've mastered a dead tongue, but can ye handle a live one? - Willy
Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip - Homer
My cat's breath smells like cat food - Ralph
I love the Simpsons...
So many to choose from...
It's just you and me now lock of hair. -Homer
It'll be just like the Swiss family Robinson... only with more cursing. We're going to live like kings! Damn, hell, ass kings! -Bart
When the sun reaches this line, we can drink again! -Lenny
Did you ever notice how men leave the toilet seat up? That was it... that was the joke. -McBain
This is my jazz man Stuey. Hey Stuey, that jacket makes you look like a homosexual. *Audience boos* Maybe you all are homosexuals! -McBain
My eyes! The gogles... they do nothing! -McBain
Keep oot! -Willie's sign to keep off the grass
Ned, have you tried practicing any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. -Reverend Lovejoy
What kind of a man wears Armour Hotdogs? -Super-intendant Chalmers
Oh... look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happy land, on a gumdrop house on lolipop lane! -Homer
Nobody ruins my family vacation accept me... and maybe the boy! -Homer
It'll be just like the Swiss family Robinson... only with more cursing. We're going to live like kings! Damn, hell, ass kings! -Bart
When the sun reaches this line, we can drink again! -Lenny
Did you ever notice how men leave the toilet seat up? That was it... that was the joke. -McBain
This is my jazz man Stuey. Hey Stuey, that jacket makes you look like a homosexual. *Audience boos* Maybe you all are homosexuals! -McBain
My eyes! The gogles... they do nothing! -McBain
Keep oot! -Willie's sign to keep off the grass
Ned, have you tried practicing any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. -Reverend Lovejoy
What kind of a man wears Armour Hotdogs? -Super-intendant Chalmers
Oh... look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happy land, on a gumdrop house on lolipop lane! -Homer
Nobody ruins my family vacation accept me... and maybe the boy! -Homer
*The Damn breaks and Ralph is washed out into the middle of the road in his bed.*
Ralph: I think I wet my bed.
Ralph: I think I wet my bed.
THE WIND, THE CLOUD, AND THE ADVENTURE....
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From the Stonecutters episode(my personal favorite episode)
Homer taking the oath: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
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Marge talking to Homer: You're a member of a very exclusive club.
Homer: The Black Panthers?
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Marge talking to Homer: Kids can be soo cruel.
Bart over hearing it: We can? THANKS, MOM!
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Stonecutters: Who rigs every Oscar Night? We do! We do!
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Homer: It's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare!
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Number One: I now welcome you to...NO HOMERS!
Homer: Can I join?
Number One: Sorry, no Homers.
Country Homer(forgot how you spell his last name.): Ahelgh(supposed to be some country laugh)
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Homer: I've seen some weird stuff here. Some weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I wanna join.
Well, you pretty much get the jist of it. In my honest opinion, the BEST quotes came from this episode. ^_^
Homer taking the oath: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
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Marge talking to Homer: You're a member of a very exclusive club.
Homer: The Black Panthers?
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Marge talking to Homer: Kids can be soo cruel.
Bart over hearing it: We can? THANKS, MOM!
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Stonecutters: Who rigs every Oscar Night? We do! We do!
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Homer: It's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare!
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Number One: I now welcome you to...NO HOMERS!
Homer: Can I join?
Number One: Sorry, no Homers.
Country Homer(forgot how you spell his last name.): Ahelgh(supposed to be some country laugh)
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Homer: I've seen some weird stuff here. Some weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I wanna join.
Well, you pretty much get the jist of it. In my honest opinion, the BEST quotes came from this episode. ^_^
"It's just such ignorance which forever relegates you to the ranks of underlings Starscream!"
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From a Halloween Special, someone help me on the number...
Burns: Excellent, by cutting off the cable TV, and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of these yokels.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
Burns: Perhaps you're right. Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
Willy: Boy, ye read my thoughts! You got the Shinning!
Bart: You mean Shining.
Willy: Shh! Ya wanna get sued?
Homer: Whaddya think, Marge, now all I need is a title. I was thinking No TV and No Beer Make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! (Proceeds to go crazy)
Burns: Excellent, by cutting off the cable TV, and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of these yokels.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
Burns: Perhaps you're right. Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
Willy: Boy, ye read my thoughts! You got the Shinning!
Bart: You mean Shining.
Willy: Shh! Ya wanna get sued?
Homer: Whaddya think, Marge, now all I need is a title. I was thinking No TV and No Beer Make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! (Proceeds to go crazy)
Willy: "Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!"Originally posted by Redstreak
Willy: Boy, ye read my thoughts! You got the Shinning!
Bart: You mean Shining.
Willy: Shh! Ya wanna get sued?
My personal Favorite is The Treehouse of Horrors VI.
Homer 3 "Mmmmm.......... Unprocessed fishsticks......"
Homer - Who's a greenhorn. What's a greenhorn?
Bart - It's an insult Dad. Sock him. Sock everyone
Lisa - What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer - He um sold poisoned milk to school children
Homer - STUPIDER LIKE A FOX!
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"You're Tony Randall?"
"Let's open a can of whoop-tushy on this!"
"it's natural to feel that way, but the sprinkler's gone"
"Stan Lee seems unable to leave my shop. I am beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition."
"Watch those skis! I mean skies..."
"How many gazebos do you shemales need?"
"Why doesn't Batman dance anymore?"
"Let's open a can of whoop-tushy on this!"
"it's natural to feel that way, but the sprinkler's gone"
"Stan Lee seems unable to leave my shop. I am beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition."
"Watch those skis! I mean skies..."
"How many gazebos do you shemales need?"
"Why doesn't Batman dance anymore?"
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