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Trent Steel:"You like Thai?"
Homer AKA Max Power:"Yeah, tie good, you like shirt?"
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I bent my wookie! - Ralph

This is where the leprechaun tells me to burn things! - Ralph

Hello Weekend Dad! - Milhouse

April Fo *BOOM* - Bart

Fire an officer at us will they! We'll have to respond in kind! *argh* Not me you idiots! - Navy Captain

I ate all my caps...*Ow!* - Ralph

"Ms. Hoover, my worm jumped in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another?

No Ralph, just put your head down and go to sleep.

Yay Sleep, that's where I'ma viking!" - Ralph and Ms. Hoover

You've mastered a dead tongue, but can ye handle a live one? - Willy

Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip - Homer

My cat's breath smells like cat food - Ralph

I love the Simpsons...
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From the new Halloween Special...

Marge:Then the real Homer's...
Clone Homer:First...one off cliff...
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So many to choose from...

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It's just you and me now lock of hair. -Homer

It'll be just like the Swiss family Robinson... only with more cursing. We're going to live like kings! Damn, hell, ass kings! -Bart

When the sun reaches this line, we can drink again! -Lenny

Did you ever notice how men leave the toilet seat up? That was it... that was the joke. -McBain

This is my jazz man Stuey. Hey Stuey, that jacket makes you look like a homosexual. *Audience boos* Maybe you all are homosexuals! -McBain

My eyes! The gogles... they do nothing! -McBain

Keep oot! -Willie's sign to keep off the grass

Ned, have you tried practicing any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. -Reverend Lovejoy

What kind of a man wears Armour Hotdogs? -Super-intendant Chalmers

Oh... look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happy land, on a gumdrop house on lolipop lane! -Homer

Nobody ruins my family vacation accept me... and maybe the boy! -Homer
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Ralph:I ated the purple berries.
Bart:How do they taste Ralph, good?
Ralph:They taste like...burning. Ow, ow, ow...
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"Discus Stu has ouzo for touzo"


Burns: Smithers, I think I'll donate 1 million dollars to the orphanage...WHEN PIGS FLY!!!!! (laughs)

(pig flies by)

Smithers: Are you going to donate the money now, sir?

Burns: No, I'd still rather not.
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Criminal: Hey, your laces are untied!

McBain bends down to tie them

McBain: On closer inspection, these are loafers.
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Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! - Ralph
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Originally posted by Strafe
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! - Ralph


LMFAO

Oh man, what ep. is that one in, I can't remember when Ralph said that, but I remember him saying it.

As Lady Auros says, "Ralph's the funniest character ever."
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*The Damn breaks and Ralph is washed out into the middle of the road in his bed.*

Ralph: I think I wet my bed.
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Homer: Leader! Leader! BATMAN! I mean, Leader!
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From the Stonecutters episode(my personal favorite episode)

Homer taking the oath: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.

Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.

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Marge talking to Homer: You're a member of a very exclusive club.

Homer: The Black Panthers?

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Marge talking to Homer: Kids can be soo cruel.

Bart over hearing it: We can? THANKS, MOM!

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Stonecutters: Who rigs every Oscar Night? We do! We do!

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Homer: It's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare!

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Number One: I now welcome you to...NO HOMERS!

Homer: Can I join?

Number One: Sorry, no Homers.

Country Homer(forgot how you spell his last name.): Ahelgh(supposed to be some country laugh)

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Homer: I've seen some weird stuff here. Some weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I wanna join.

Well, you pretty much get the jist of it. In my honest opinion, the BEST quotes came from this episode. ^_^
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... EXAAACTLY... heheheh... D'OH!...
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From a Halloween Special, someone help me on the number...

Burns: Excellent, by cutting off the cable TV, and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of these yokels.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
Burns: Perhaps you're right. Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a coke.

Willy: Boy, ye read my thoughts! You got the Shinning!
Bart: You mean Shining.
Willy: Shh! Ya wanna get sued?

Homer: Whaddya think, Marge, now all I need is a title. I was thinking No TV and No Beer Make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! (Proceeds to go crazy)
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Post by Sir Auros »

That's from Treehouse of Horror V. My personal favorite, mainly for that awesome Shining parody...
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Originally posted by Redstreak
Willy: Boy, ye read my thoughts! You got the Shinning!
Bart: You mean Shining.
Willy: Shh! Ya wanna get sued?
Willy: "Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!"
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My personal Favorite is The Treehouse of Horrors VI.
Homer 3 :D "Mmmmm.......... Unprocessed fishsticks......"

Homer - Who's a greenhorn. What's a greenhorn?
Bart - It's an insult Dad. Sock him. Sock everyone

Lisa - What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer - He um sold poisoned milk to school children

Homer - STUPIDER LIKE A FOX!
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"You're Tony Randall?"

"Let's open a can of whoop-tushy on this!"

"it's natural to feel that way, but the sprinkler's gone"

"Stan Lee seems unable to leave my shop. I am beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition."

"Watch those skis! I mean skies..."

"How many gazebos do you shemales need?"

"Why doesn't Batman dance anymore?"
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"Why do people run from me?"= Ralph

"Does this thing suck or blow? SUCK!!!!!"=Bart
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... it's "...keep watching the skis, uhm, skies"...
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Post by dEcEpTiCoN MEGAtron »

Homer's love letter to Marge as a youngster when drunk:

"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these chocolate flavored pretzels that blahblahblah... What? Five dollars?! Get outta here!"

HAHA!
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