Stakeout! NOOOOOOO!

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Stakeout! NOOOOOOO!

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Stakeout just leapt, presumablyy do his death, from my bookshelf and is MIA under my bed. He won't get out alive. RIP, old Friend I've had a week :(

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I say we execute 20 trolls in honor of this brave inanimate object's actions...:cool:
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"Did you ever know that you're my herooooooooo"
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LMAO, that was cute
I dunno maybe the toys have a life of their own, because some of my Tf's move on their own, my G2 Bumblebee rolls off the table all the time, even when he's behind somethign else, it's kinda funny.

And my storage room (where I keep the main group of my collection) every time my wife goes in there a TF shoots it's missle at her, with out fail, and if it was the same one, that's be ok, but it's a different one. I laugh, but now I always have to go inthere if she wants something
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Dude, when your tfs start trying to kill your wife it's time to get a new wife...:p
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Fixit and Red Hot want a rescue team formed. It's too dangerous, dammit! If only I hadn't left Grapple at my parents... :(
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LOL, maybe smokescreen for Armada could help
or any of the flyers could do a recon
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I got a Voltron green lion and 3 McD's happy meal toys that say they're willing to go in for him...
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Post by Cliffjumper »

I might just send Landfill down. Nothing to lose and all that...
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Post by Pun-3X »

I've got my G1 and G2 Constructicons standing by (and no, not the knock-offs, real-deal) Combination of demolitions, material transport, precision digging/cutting and a when-all-else-fails method that should get right through.

I say, why send out the "what do I have to lose" crew, when you can send out some of the best?

Combaticons are interested in running escort too. Just in case.

(on a side, note, would it interest you to do a Toy Story-esque fanfic about some of this? Would be an interesting read)
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Sorry, it was the only thread rocks pic I could find.

Couldn't you venture under the bed yourself? C'mon, be a man! ;)
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Post by Cliffjumper »

Originally posted by Sir Auros
Couldn't you venture under the bed yourself? C'mon, be a man! ;)
Have you seen under my bed? I haven't for about tree months. The therapy was too expensive after last time I tried... I don't want to send any more good figures to their deaths :(

Sadly, Landfill's response to my request was to fall to bits. Maybe I should have put him together properly. Wait, is there a proper way?

Fanfic eh? Well, I think I may reclaim the batteries for the digital camera from my stereo :)
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Post by RID Scourge »

Originally posted by Cliffjumper
Sadly, Landfill's response to my request was to fall to bits. Maybe I should have put him together properly. Wait, is there a proper way?


That is the propper way. If he stays in one piece, then you've done something wrong. :p
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Brave, Grand and Fortress Maximus have all volunteered to hold up an end of the bed. As for sending expendable units I have Walrus boy waiting for an opertunity like that
No and I don't care if you don't want to, you're far Uglier than anything under there.
(hate it when TF's talk back, esp ugly ones)

Or I can for a mini-con chain gang, esp with my 4 versions of the Star Sabre, they could all just link arms and haul him up ;)
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Post by E Nice »

I have a Ghost Starscream who wants to do recon to locate the missing bot. However he has one demand, that he possess Megatron's body when he goes in to retrieve the lost bot. He swears he won't leave Megatron lost under there and fly off claiming Megatron has fallen. ;)
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"Megatron has Fallen to the forces under the bed. I Starscream now lead the Decepticons.

Decepticons Retreat, leave the Autobot to his misery under the bed"
:D

Ok sleep deprevation is a bad thing:D
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Post by E Nice »

Megatron - STARSCREAM!!!!!

Bed - Welcome Megatron. I am Cliffjumper's bed. I have summoned you here for a purpose.

Megatron - Which is?

Bed - umm....Maintain the planet of junk under here?
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Stakeout - Now if we can only find a ship.

Megatron - It'll do you no good Autobot. It can not be piloted out of here.

Stakeout - Not by a Decepticon.

Wheelie - Ship stare, over there.

Megatron - *BLAM!*
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Megatron - Like it or not Autobot, we're allies, united against a common situation.

Bed - Destroy Stakeout or you to shall be obliterated.

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Stake out - Prime told me there'd be days like this.

Megatron - I shall ripe the spark from your still warm carcass

Stake out - Alright, enough of this, I'm out of here

Bed - Stop Him Megatron, or I will help on your way to the pit

Megatron - I am no ones Slave *fires at the bed*

Bed - Silly Creature *mold begins to run up Megatrons Legs sucking the energy and peeling his stickers

Megatron - Argh, I was mint !!!!!!!
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Clear Starscream - Ah have I have finnaly take my rightful place as leader of the decepticons
*suddenly G1, Black, G2, BWII, Machine wars,and Armada Starscream come flying up
Starscreams - No I am, bah, I am the rightfull ruler, someday you will slip up, then I will lead the decepticons.

*Rumble and Frenzy sitting on the edge of the book shelf*
Frenzy - why would keep so many starscreams around?
Rumble - Who knows? Pass the popcorn
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Post by Pun-3X »

*Bonecrusher sets charges near an old shoe, mold having glued it to the floor.*

Bonecrusher: Clear! *sets off charges, only to have mold bits fly all over the place. Shoe stays stubbornly in place.*

Mixmaster: That stuff's horrid! I can't even concoct a mixture that tough.

Longhaul: Bah! Let's just find another way in.

Bonecrusher: Forget it. We scouted, and behind this shoe is the best pathway for checking around under there.

Longhaul: I still liked the first idea.

Scavenger: You would. WE'RE the ones that would have to dig through old underwear. You just have to haul it off!

Scrapper: All right, that's enough. Scavenger, scan around again and find a secondary way through. We may have to dig more, but do try and find something not so....solid.

Bonecrusher: Like the underwear!

Scavenger: Well... *scans around* the only other thing light enough would be this path over here. But there are a lot of....hairballs, or something. That stuff could get stuck in our treads and wheels, or even wrap up around us. We'd be just as stuck.

Hook: Considering the density of this "bryar patch," it would take a considerable amount of time and precision to cut through it all. I did not travel this far to waste precious time and efficiency dealing with molded articles of oversized clothing, shed organic matter, or anything else of the like while looking for some....Autobot who obviously prefers it under here. Though it escapes me why.

Scrapper: A job's a job. We're assigned.

Bonecrusher: You said that long path of hair is all that's in the way? Oh, we can fix this quick...

*Bonecrusher lights a match*
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Post by Ravage »

We see the Stunticons randomly crashing into the bed. The Combaticons shooting at it and the Seacons and Predacons chopping at one of the legs.
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