whats yer top chat-up line
whats yer top chat-up line
just wondering
I must admit that I don't really use them as I prefer to get to know my girl first so that we are close alread but here are a fe of my typical comedy ones i've used before
Computorn: Hi, has anyone ever told u how beautifull you are ?
Girl:........
Computron: I didn't think so
gets a laugh and a conversation going 5 times out of 10
him my mates over there are currently so hung up on you they bet me that I wouldn't have the balls to talk to you. So now I've prooved them wrong whats yer name?
Computron: *playing with bottle lable*
girl: Thats a sign of sexual frustration
Computron: U wanna do something about it?
anyway thats all I can remember as I am never ever serious when I'm pissed (which is the only time I use these)
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I must admit that I don't really use them as I prefer to get to know my girl first so that we are close alread but here are a fe of my typical comedy ones i've used before
Computorn: Hi, has anyone ever told u how beautifull you are ?
Girl:........
Computron: I didn't think so
gets a laugh and a conversation going 5 times out of 10
him my mates over there are currently so hung up on you they bet me that I wouldn't have the balls to talk to you. So now I've prooved them wrong whats yer name?
Computron: *playing with bottle lable*
girl: Thats a sign of sexual frustration
Computron: U wanna do something about it?
anyway thats all I can remember as I am never ever serious when I'm pissed (which is the only time I use these)
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Here's one I heard recently;
Guy: Do you work for UPS?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Cuz I coulda sworn you were checking out my package.
Use that one and you'll get one of two results; they'll laugh and talk with you for the rest of the night, or they'll slap you. I hear it is pretty successful. Funny, too.
R.
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Guy: Do you work for UPS?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Cuz I coulda sworn you were checking out my package.
Use that one and you'll get one of two results; they'll laugh and talk with you for the rest of the night, or they'll slap you. I hear it is pretty successful. Funny, too.
R.
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Isn't there this "pickup-line" mail around?
I know someone sent it to me years ago...
My favorite on it was:
You: "Hi, have you ever had someone tickle your belly button?"
She: "Yes"
You: "From the inside?"
*slap*
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I know someone sent it to me years ago...
My favorite on it was:
You: "Hi, have you ever had someone tickle your belly button?"
She: "Yes"
You: "From the inside?"
*slap*
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Well, I don't use them unless I'm really drunk, and when I'm drunk enough to consider using one then my speech is usually too slurred, so I just wink at guys and say 'how you doin'?' Joey style.
But the best one I've ever heard is:
Guy: You know, you really look like my third wife.
Girl: Oh my god, how many times have you been married?
Guy: Twice.
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But the best one I've ever heard is:
Guy: You know, you really look like my third wife.
Girl: Oh my god, how many times have you been married?
Guy: Twice.
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T best chat-up line ever is Ash's in Army Of Darkness. "Gimme some sugar baby." I've not got the right accent to use it myself though. More's the pity.
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my best line , would be to first make eye contact.
then if she smiles
" hey preety girl, U hv wonderful eyes."
girls usually are suckers for that.
it makes em think, u hv some soul to thm by noticing their eyes rather then their fabulous bods
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then if she smiles
" hey preety girl, U hv wonderful eyes."
girls usually are suckers for that.
it makes em think, u hv some soul to thm by noticing their eyes rather then their fabulous bods
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Oh, HELL yeah. Ash is the man. Someday I'll remember to use the other one: Hail to the king, baby.Originally posted by angloconvoy:
T best chat-up line ever is Ash's in Army Of Darkness. "Gimme some sugar baby."
And Cos is right on target with the eyes thing. Ya gotta make 'em believe you aren't staring at their bods; it will do worlds of good.
R.
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Originally posted by cosmotron:
my best line , would be to first make eye contact.
then if she smiles
" hey preety girl, U hv wonderful eyes."
girls usually are suckers for that.
it makes em think, u hv some soul to thm by noticing their eyes rather then their fabulous bods
Um, no they all figured it out. Especially when useless statistic data poll thingies on "What do you notice most on a woman?" come back 80% "their eyes." It sort of gave it away.
Try again.
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ok, here are a couple of my "corny pickups" I used to use to get the girl to laugh, usually I told her one right after another, so she would see that they were corny, and I was funny...
"Want to go out for pizza and f***?...(pause here for a sec) She answers "NO!", and you say "What, you don't like pizza?"
"I like that outfit, but I think it would look better on the floor."
"Did you spill Windex on your pants?" "No"
"Just becuase I could see myself in them."
"Want to go out to breakfast tommorrow with me?" "Yes." " Should I call you or nudge you?"
my worst one was...
"Hi, my name is Adam, I have a big di**. Wanna see?" "NO!" "Damn, that damn rabbit always said "Di**s are for chicks! That fu**ing liar!" (you really need to be angry when you say the last line, be mad at the rabbit and it will make her laugh.
Anyway, I never used these as a pick up line, just an icebreaker, which usually gets her to laugh, and then you are in for sure.
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"Want to go out for pizza and f***?...(pause here for a sec) She answers "NO!", and you say "What, you don't like pizza?"
"I like that outfit, but I think it would look better on the floor."
"Did you spill Windex on your pants?" "No"
"Just becuase I could see myself in them."
"Want to go out to breakfast tommorrow with me?" "Yes." " Should I call you or nudge you?"
my worst one was...
"Hi, my name is Adam, I have a big di**. Wanna see?" "NO!" "Damn, that damn rabbit always said "Di**s are for chicks! That fu**ing liar!" (you really need to be angry when you say the last line, be mad at the rabbit and it will make her laugh.
Anyway, I never used these as a pick up line, just an icebreaker, which usually gets her to laugh, and then you are in for sure.
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Anyone liking garage punk might like to check out the live "Kiss-chase" here:Originally posted by Savannahtron:
"I like that outfit, but I think it would look better on the floor."
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Oh, and I know this is a topic about lack of subtlety, but a little more innuendo, and a little less shock value might give this more mileage (possibly even more dates... )
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well it works. its not what u say, its how u say it.Originally posted by Pun-3X:
Um, no they all figured it out. Especially when useless statistic data poll thingies on "What do you notice most on a woman?" come back 80% "their eyes." It sort of gave it away.
Try again.
eyes r windows to a soul, if u say it in a right way .if u stare at her like a sex starved dog, then ofcourse yr going to get turned down
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"you, me, handcuffs, blindfold and whipped cream. Any questions?"
and No, I've not got the balls to ask that one (I'd probably get them kicked"
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by Capt..No, I've not got the balls to ask that one (I'd probably get them kicked
I can understand why, but it is really funny to see their reaction to the lewd comments, esp. when they know you are just joking with them.
Most girls, esp those who like you, like some dirty talk, but wait until you know them for a while, so they don't think you're just some perv.
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I generally, try a "hello"
It seems to work fairly well, and I've NEVER been slapped for it.
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