PATRICK KIELTY IS A STUPiD, TALENTLESS COCK WHO USES UP VITAL OXYGEN

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:03 pm

Sorry, just needed to get that out...

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:24 pm

more power to ya

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:28 pm

Yup. Though, I vaguely remember when he wasn't as irritating and high-pitched. However, I was eight and high on sugar at the time.

Can I use this thread to say how rubbish The A-Team is again? Cuz it is. :\

CounterPunch · Post by **CounterPunch** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:36 pm

He's more talented than Tara Palmer-How-Have-I-Managed-To-Maintain-Even-The-Slightest-"Celebrity-TV-
Career-Despite-The-Fact-I-Am-An-Ugly-Annoying-Stuck-Up-Coke-(Former)-
User-With-Not-Even-A-Small-Bit-Of-Talent-Tompkinson

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:39 pm

I wouldn't know. He hasn't appeared on anything I have any remote desire to watch since... well... uhm... since ever?

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:54 pm

Worst thing is I keep trying to watch Celebrity Fame Academy because it's just really, really funny (Ray Stubbs = LEGEND). But every five minutes there's Mr Wanker. Someone needs to hold the ****er down, pour bleach into his eyes and just scream at him that having an Irish accent isn't enough to make up for a total lack of personality.

Argh. I'm so ****ing bored. I even looked at the search strings for my bloody site, I'm so bored. D'ya know someone actually clicked on my site after searching for "Pornographic Girls". I mean, sure, I do have pornographic girls on ym site, but how many ****ing pages of search engine results for pornographic girls do you have to trawl through before my place crops up?

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:59 pm

Obviously not bored enough to have whacked it into Google in a bid to find out, then?

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:17 pm

Originally posted by Brendocon
Obviously not bored enough to have whacked it into Google in a bid to find out, then?

Well, I was, but basically I got sidelined by much better pornographic girls.

Actually, that's a lie. Tragically I did, then got bored and started sorting my MP3s out a bit...

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:56 pm

And apparently he gets a £5000 "cloathing allowance" for the show as well.

Did anyone see Casualty beforehand this week? An incredibly subtle moral where, when EvilDoctorAdminGuy said something like "I can see no point in Comic Relief, for I am a Evil heartless bastard who kicks puppies".

Then cute but shy scretary girl gets up and gives a ten minuet speech, direct to camera, about how wonderful Comic Relief is, and it's not just about Africa and by an amazing coincidence all the patients seen this episode would have been fine (despite one of them having an incurable loony illness) if people would give all they can to the charidee.

It litterally made me want to nuke Africa.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:20 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek

It litterally made me want to nuke Africa.

Solve a lot of problems. Take out the middle east and North Korea, and the french and every body will be fine. I'd the the USA to that list however that might risk future productions of Heroes episodes which is simply a gamble to far.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:22 pm

Originally posted by Jetfire
Solve a lot of problems. Take out the middle east and North Korea, and the french and every body will be fine. I'd the the USA to that list however that might risk future productions of Heroes episodes which is simply a gamble to far.

Bring Eccles back to the Mother Land and force him to act out new episodes, playing all the characters with his amazing versitility. Problem solved.