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Hillary needs help...

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...figuring out what the REAL problem is!

She made a speech about how we NEED to "Turn back the clock" (back when her husband was prez) in light of corporate scandals.

To help Hillary answer the question of where the corporate corruption came from truthfully, I submit the following minimum competency test (feel free to try your luck as well):

1. Who was in the White House when Enron and Citigroup, with the help of former Clinton Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, were concealing billions in bad debt from investors, the public and the government?

2. Who was in the White House when Adelphia and Global Crossing were making insiders like DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe rich, and concealed the bad debt from investors, the public and the government?

3. Who was in the White House when the stock market began to tank, reducing all those 401-K accounts?

4. Who was in the White House when the Justice Department sought to destroy Microsoft, and the investors and employees who relied on that company?

5. Who was in the White House when federal taxes were increased on Social Security recipients?

6. Who was in the White House when funds were diverted from military and intelligence spending, despite repeated terrorist attacks on American citizens by Al-Qaeda both here and abroad, to massively increase domestic spending?

7. Who was in the White House when the Sudanese government made repeated offers to help the United States capture Osama bin Laden - offers which were ignored?

8. Who was in the White House when the Red Chinese were given technology to help them build long-range nuclear missiles aimed at the United States?

9. Who was in the White House when our Justice Department was turned into a criminal defense team to protect the president, first lady and vice president of the United States?

10. Who was in the White House when pardons were sold to the highest bidder, furniture that was nailed to the White House floor was moved to Chappaqua, and the White House was vandalized in the final days of the prior administration?

11. Which first lady, with no experience whatsoever, made a $100,000 profit on a $1,000 investment over a 10-month period in the cattle futures market?

12. Which senator timed the signing of a multimillion-dollar book deal a few days prior to being sworn into office to avoid Senate ethics rules?

13. Which president was the only president in American history to set up a legal defense fund?

14. Which president was the only elected president in American history to be impeached?
15. Which president was the only president to be held in contempt of court for lying to a federal judge?

16. Which president was the only president to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit?

17. Which president was the only president accused of rape?
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Damn right Hillary needs help. Heck. she even makes Carlton look smart.

Still the star of the show though. Well, if you discount Jazz...
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Originally posted by Brendocon
Damn right Hillary needs help. Heck. she even makes Carlton look smart.

Still the star of the show though. Well, if you discount Jazz...
lol! "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" hehehehehe :D
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Re: Hillary needs help...

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18. How many of these questions actually have anything to do with corporate corruption?
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Originally posted by S
18. How many of these questions actually have anything to do with corporate corruption?
A. Not many...
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