If you like the women, the beer and the vodka

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:00 pm

Even if it is not for a stag do, go to Gdansnk in Poland folks (aka the Free City of Danzig, once upon a time history fans).

Went on Friday, came back yesterday, and had a total of 4 non-alcoholic drinks.

Add to the copious amonts of vodka, and the fact that the Poles must feed their women something different to over here, it equals a cracking weekend.

Do it!

redman prime · Post by **redman prime** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:42 am

I believe Denyer is in Poland.

could it be the Ziggy mentioned Denyer heaven?

anyone with facts should contribute.
or bald faced lies, those work too.

Haven't seen that guy in a while.

Ozz · Post by **Ozz** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:41 am

Originally posted by Lord Zarak
Do it!

Apparently many of you Brits already do, cause people here are starting to complain.

Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:41 am

Denyer is searching for Polish whore houses...few people know that D is into all kinds of bondage and whatnot...

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:29 am

There is a rather atractive Polish woman w ho started at work a few weeks ago who not only seems to have ordered a blouse several sizes to small but it keeps coming undone. As yet management have failed to offer her one that fits for some reason...

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:02 pm

There is an unwritten agreement in our Jobcentre: only Max gets to see the young Polish women who come in, except if he's on leave, when Mo takes his place. Um.

(D is into bondage and whatnot? I never saw him as a furniture specialist...

)

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:45 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
There is a rather atractive Polish woman w ho started at work a few weeks ago who not only seems to have ordered a blouse several sizes to small but it keeps coming undone. As yet management have failed to offer her one that fits for some reason...

There was a lot of that at a bar we visited on Sunday. Cant remember it's name, but the tops were under a rather lot of strain.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:53 am

Clearly there is a material shortage there. We need Anika Rice to go sort it out...

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:45 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Clearly there is a material shortage there. We need Anika Rice to go sort it out...

Challenge Annika to spread the material all round, rather than girls tops!

Bouncing boobies....

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:14 pm

Originally posted by Lord Zarak
Bouncing boobies....

Yup - all you males sure are!

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:41 pm

Originally posted by Clogs
Yup - all you males sure are!

Bah-dum tsch!

Sixswitch · Post by **Sixswitch** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:34 pm

Originally posted by Clogs
Yup - all you males sure are!

I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:57 pm

See, if Denyer had actually mentioned breasts for when he was looking for extra peeps to go over with him I'd have been willing to risk unemployment upon my return...

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:31 pm

Originally posted by Sixswitch
I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

No, not in the least and I bet none of the males are, either...!

Anyways, the younger East European men aren't bad to look at and we girls have to stand close to them to understand their accented English, neh? Their shirts, however, fit

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:33 pm

Originally posted by Clogs

Anyways, the younger East European men aren't bad to look at and we girls have to stand close to them to understand their accented English, neh? Their shirts, however, fit

See, it's a wonderful thing, we entertain the lady folk, you entertain the men folk and everyone's happy.

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:41 pm

Originally posted by Clogs

. . . We girls have to stand close to them to understand their accented

Are you a gestalt or somethin'?

Originally posted by Lord Zarak

Do it!

'K

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:47 pm

Aardvark, if Lord Z told you jumping off a cliff would get you laid, would you?

Because I certainly would...n't.

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:52 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Aardvark, if Lord Z told you jumping off a cliff would get you laid, would you?

Because I certainly would...n't.

If we're talkin' bungee cords here, then that would indeed be an interesting way to get laid. All she’d need is a nice comfy bed at the bottom of the cliff . . .

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:17 pm

Originally posted by Aardvark
Are you a gestalt or somethin'?

We're somethin', tiger.