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Note: I couldn't give a **** if you've "known about this site for ages". Most of you spend 90% of your time saying things I already knew about, but I don't point it out, do I? Just exercise a little courtesy, k?
So ya wanna be a super villain?
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Scarrita
- Protoform
- Posts: 1770
- Joined: Tue Jun 25, 2002 10:19 pm
- Location: What? No! We can't stop here! This is bat country!
I've already got everything I need to take over the world with, beware!
1. Wad of used chewing gum, cinnamon flavor of course.
2. Q-Tip, one side already used.
3. One blank CD-R.
4. Pink ribbons.
5. Rubber bands.
6. One dead blowfish.
7. The first Kiss album.
8. Chemical X.
9. Flashlight with a blue bulb.
10. Half of an eaten banana.
What else could I possibly need?
Beware all... Mwahahaha!
1. Wad of used chewing gum, cinnamon flavor of course.
2. Q-Tip, one side already used.
3. One blank CD-R.
4. Pink ribbons.
5. Rubber bands.
6. One dead blowfish.
7. The first Kiss album.
8. Chemical X.
9. Flashlight with a blue bulb.
10. Half of an eaten banana.
What else could I possibly need?
Beware all... Mwahahaha!
Faith is deciding to allow yourself to believe
something your intellect would otherwise cause
you to reject -- otherwise there's no need for faith.
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Shrapnel Clone
- Posts: 2480
- Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2000 5:00 am
- Location: The Netherlands
Hehehe, best non-lethal weapon EVER!ACCU-KAK SYSTEMS NON-LETHAL ANTI-PERSONNEL UNIT
*Guarantee not guaranteed
**glue has been known to clog nose and throat, leading to death
***net has been known to strangle targets, leading to death
****lubricant has been known to be so effective that emergency personnel can not reach targets for many days, leading to death
*****taser has been known to electrocute targets, leading to death
******foam has been known to smother targets, leading to death; actually, this always happens
PS: Nobody buys the POLAR ICE CAP DE-ICER, comprende!?
"I dunno about you, but whenever I get confused I always mutilate the person next to me."
-Cliffjumper
-Cliffjumper
CARNIDYNE ROBOTIC TIGER 2000
If you've kept live man-eating Bengal tigers for your man traps, then you know what a hassle they are. Special food, expensive medicine, temperature controls, flea and tick care, a couple of gay Germans to train and look after them -- and that's just the beginning of the unforeseen expenses that real tigers incur. That's why you need the Carnidyne Robotic Tiger 2000. Developed by a firm that produces animatronic animals for amusement parks, the CRT 2000 is an autonomous unit programmed to maul, kill, and consume any human being within 50 feet. But most importantly, you never feed it*, never maintain it**, it works in any environment***, never gets fleas****, and looks after itself*****!
Price: US$1,200,000,000 ea. Battery packs (100 hours) US$250,000.
*requires battery packs
**requires daily lubrication treatment
***relative humidity may not exceed 22%
****the software is kind of buggy, though
*****requires two specially-trained gay German technicians
If you've kept live man-eating Bengal tigers for your man traps, then you know what a hassle they are. Special food, expensive medicine, temperature controls, flea and tick care, a couple of gay Germans to train and look after them -- and that's just the beginning of the unforeseen expenses that real tigers incur. That's why you need the Carnidyne Robotic Tiger 2000. Developed by a firm that produces animatronic animals for amusement parks, the CRT 2000 is an autonomous unit programmed to maul, kill, and consume any human being within 50 feet. But most importantly, you never feed it*, never maintain it**, it works in any environment***, never gets fleas****, and looks after itself*****!
Price: US$1,200,000,000 ea. Battery packs (100 hours) US$250,000.
*requires battery packs
**requires daily lubrication treatment
***relative humidity may not exceed 22%
****the software is kind of buggy, though
*****requires two specially-trained gay German technicians