TFARCHIVE FORUMS

6.30 AM : World's most huggable scarab beetle wakes up :3
7.00 AM : Looked for Bombshell. Bombshell's not around.
7.30 AM : Looking for Bombshell
8.00 AM : Ate a chunk of the wall
8.30 AM : Looking for Bombshell
9.00 AM : Where Bombshell =(
9.30 AM : Needler wants huggie. Bombshell's head comfortable.
10.00 AM : Look for Bomshell
10.30 AM : Find Salvo. Hug Salvo's head.
11.00 AM : Salvo fainted. Because of Needler's cuteness, Needler thinks. Bombshell never faint. And give cookies. Needler find Bombshell.
11.30 AM : Ate a chunk of the wall.
12.00 AM : Shooed by Long Haul from medbay. Ate a chunk of Long Haul.
12.30 PM : Hide behind crates.
1.00 PM : Eat crate.
1.30 PM : Looking for Bombshell. Where you Bombshell?
2.00 PM : Enter Shrapnel's office.
2.30 PM : Shrapnel realize Needler inside, gives Needler food.
3.00 PM : Shrapnel zaps Needler after attempted face hugging. Shrapnel not cuddly like Bombshell =(
3.30 PM : Looking for Bombshell.
4.00 PM : Punted by Long Haul
4.30 PM : Tries to hug Kickback. Was kicked back.
5.00 PM : Ate a chunk of the wall.
5.30 PM : There Bombshell! =D
6.00 PM : On Bombshell's head.
6.30 PM : On Bombshell's head.
7.00 PM : On Bombshell's head.
7.30 PM : On Bombshell's head.
8.00 PM : On Bombshell's head.
8.30 PM : On Bombshell's head.
9.00 PM : On Bombshell's head.
9.30 PM : On Bombshell's head. Happiness.

END

Funny.

But Needler isn't cute, he's a sneaky little clockwork secretary!

Oh, pish-tosh.

Clockwork secretaries can also be the loveliestest, huggabliest scarab beetle in the whole wide universe squeeeeeee!

Needler would hug you too, grumpy bastard, but he knows you'll bite.