Give the Transformers jobs based on their names

Ultimate Weapon · Post by **Ultimate Weapon** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:03 pm

Soundwave - Audio Technician
Perceptor - Forensic Investigator
Bonecrusher - Crematorium Operator
Mixmaster - DJ
Blitzwing - Left Tackle
Scrapper - Recycle Center Operator
Slag - Steel Worker
Reflector - Photographer
Long Haul - Truck Driver
Hook - Fisherman

Chromia · Post by **Chromia** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:22 pm

Starscream-Hubble telescope operator.

optimusskids · Post by **optimusskids** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:16 pm

Bluestreak , Sunstreaker being arrested at international sporting events for lewd behaviour

Outback, Trailbreaker their own wilderness adventure company

Brawl and Grapple pro wrestlers

Pipes : plumber

Cliffjumper : own bungee company

Dirge: after dinner speaker

Wheeljack and Hoist : own service station with Octane as the Pump attendant

Huffer : steam train enthusiast

Sludge : sceptic tank emptier

Sideswipe : demolition derby driver

Shockwave and Rumble, Quake crack team of seismologists

Groove : 70's disco king

Crankcase : psychologist

Jazz : saxophonist

Mirage : magician

Vortex : jacuzzi installations

Hound : celebrity stalker

Chop shop : car thief

Siren : singer

Wildrider : rodeo cowboy

Chainclaw : lumberjack

Dai Atlas : welsh bodybuilder

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:15 am

Ratchet - repairs
Warpath - artillery
Scourge - hunter
Soundwave - communications
Hound - scout
Inferno - fire engine
Red Alert - security
First Aid - medic
Octane - fuel supplier
Fortress Maximus - big fortress

etc.

Post by **Hound** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:33 am

Originally posted by optimusskids
Hound : celebrity stalker

Shocking...

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:30 am

Megatron: Tron (the movie) fanclub manager

Windcharger: wind energy advocate

Soundwave: sound energy advocate

Shockwave: seismic energy advocate

Cosmos: cosmic energy advocate

Reflector · Post by **Reflector** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:47 am

Ironhide - Secret Service agent
Brawn - personal trainer
Prowl - Paparazzi
Windcharger - professional windmill
Reflector - philosopher
Rumble - bouncer
Roadbuster - traffic cop
Snarl - bodyguard
Twin Twist - dance instructor
Tracks - PI
Blaster - hit man
Bombshell - supermodel
Kickback - lobbyist
Broadside - football center
Hubcap - bum
Blades - swordsmith
Quick Switch - card hustler
Sky High - drug dealer
Quickmix - pharmacist
Airwave - radio talk show host
Countdown - referee
Mudslinger - politician
Axer - metal guitarist
Takedown - linebacker
Gusher - therapist
Retro - VH1 host

Thefallenone · Post by **Thefallenone** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:11 am

Arcee-A Hooker
Elita 1-see above
Rodimus Prime Military General
Ultramagnus-Politician
Blurr-F1 Racer
Springer-Stunt double
Grimlock-Village fool
Omega-Supreme-Anger management worker
&
Unicron-US President

Grand Scorpion · Post by **Grand Scorpion** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:51 am

Windbreaker - Taste Tester at a Bean Cannery/ Methane Plant Worker

Quickswitch & Dragstrip - Female Impersonators

Bumblebee - Tuna Fisherman

Trypticon - Incarcerate Hallucinogen Dealer

Hot Rod - Porn Star

Kup - Testicular Bodyguard

Scourge - Dominatrix

Chromedome - Army Barber

Sludge - Sewer Worker

Blot - Cut-rate printing

Slugslinger - Gardener/Exterminator

Beastbox - Animal Control

Beachcomber - Surfer/Beach Bum

Blades - Hibatchi Chef

Blowpipe - ...heh heh heh

Bombshell - Sex Symbol

Buzzsaw - Carpenter

Grapple - Professional Wrestler

Groove - Dance Instructor

Haywire - Farmer

Hot Spot - Nightclub Manager

Huffer - Drug Addict

Hungrrr - Professional Eating Contest Winner

Kickback - Corrupt Politician

Krunk - Gangsta, Pimp, Drug Dealer

Metroplex - Movie Theatre Operator

Menasor - Prostate Doctor

Mindwipe - Cult Deprogrammer

Mirage - Casino Manager

Motormaster & Misfire - Mechanics

Slingshot - Lingerie sales

Stylor - cosmetologist/beautician

Sweeps - Janitors

Dark Dranzer · Post by **Dark Dranzer** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:14 am

Aww you stole some o' my best ones dudes!!;)

Optimus Prime - Elite Optomitrist

Ultra Magnus - (Really Magneto *off X-Men* in disguise:glance: )

Shockwave - Involved with the Pokemon Industry...it's true they even named a manouvere after him:rolleyes: ...Still skeptical? Play Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire and see for yourself!!

Megatron - Head of Megatronics *watch the Simpsons*

Windcharger - Taste tester at the Baked Beans company...Don't ask what his job is...whatever you do...

Cyclonus - The meteorologist who reports cyclones coming in from the south...he has been a bit slack lately...

Scourge - Expert on the Black Plague...

Kup - Manager of all of the finest cups in all of Cybertron.

Onslaught - (Really X-Men's Onslaught in disguise...hmm...)

Springer - Jerry Springer inside a robot

Slag - Has a filthy habit on spitting onto the ground...Someone should report him...

Prowl - Stalker...lock away your children before sunset whatever you do...

Rachet - Replacement of Rachet off Robots the Movie incase anything unseen happens to him

Rodimus Prime - Head of the "Rods inc" department which sells rods...

Omega Supreme - Makes top notch pizza...actually invented the "Supreme" pizza

Rats...trying to think up of a good one for Galvatron...

Thefallenone · Post by **Thefallenone** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:37 am

Galvatron will be the new playboy:rolleyes: with Arcee & Elita-1 drooling all overhim:rolleyes:

autobotsdie · Post by **autobotsdie** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:22 pm

Brawn - Bouncer in a strip club
Blaster or Soundwave - DJ's at a club.

Prowl1984 · Post by **Prowl1984** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:10 pm

Originally posted by Thefallenone
Galvatron will be the new playboy:rolleyes: with Arcee & Elita-1 drooling all overhim:rolleyes:

I don't think he gets it......

Smokescreen- Marlboro product tester
Bruticus- Gladitorial Rome re-enactment actor
Cyclonus-Works at a Laundrette
Swindle- dealer of dodgy goods, Con-Man

CounterPunch · Post by **CounterPunch** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:20 pm

Originally posted by Thefallenone
Arcee-A Hooker
Elita 1-see above
Rodimus Prime Military General
Ultramagnus-Politician
Blurr-F1 Racer
Springer-Stunt double
Grimlock-Village fool
Omega-Supreme-Anger management worker
&
Unicron-US President

you truly dont get the aim of this thread do you...

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:03 pm

Originally posted by Grand Scorpion
Sweeps - Janitors

Swoop would be their manager.

Shockwave: wholesale distributor of schottky diodes

Blaster: university secretary who informs applicants about their wait-list status

Devastator: university secretary who informs applicants about rejection

Thundercracker: lightning energy advocate

Inferno: geothermal energy advocate

Frenzy: human noise collection energy advocate

Starscream: Hydrogen fusion energy advocate

Man, am I flamin today or what?

Post by **Denyer** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:14 pm

Starscream: dildo to the rich and famous.

Prowl1984 · Post by **Prowl1984** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:16 pm

Originally posted by Denyer
Starscream: dildo to the rich and famous.

Legend

Ultimate Weapon · Post by **Ultimate Weapon** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:37 pm

OPtimus Prime: Liberal Democrat!

Post by **Warcry** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:04 pm

Spinister: Political strategist
Squeezeplay: Loan shark
Crosshairs: Assassin
Pointblank: A lower-quality assassin
Icepick: An even lower-quality assassin
Getaway: Professional jailbreaker
Prowl: Catburglar
Topspin: Professional golfer
Whisper: Police informant
Crankcase: Mechanic
Joyride: Car thief
Smokescreen: Con artist
Steeljaw: Grizzled old trapper
Jackpot: Slot machine player
Submarauder: Pirate
Slugfest: Boxer
Rook: Chess player
Stalker: Sexual predator
Overcharge: Toys'R'Us management

Dark Dranzer · Post by **Dark Dranzer** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:30 am

Galvatron's name was Latin for something...I think it was Electricity...I know!! He could be an electrician like my dad!!:laugh: