Most ridicules candidate for leadership of Autobots/Decepticons

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:42 pm

Kerr-azzzy 2007 Edit : Yes I know that should say "ridiculous " -- I was young and stupid... mostly stupid. Look elsewhere in this early Aardvark thread for even more terrible typing. It's shocking.

Personally I would have to suggest Wing Thing as the worst possible candidate for the Decepticons. But think how envious Soundwave would be. For the Autobots it's obviously Arcee. A female transformer that transformers into a car... that's an accident waiting to happen...Arcee the 'Cons are attacking-"I'm too busy parallel parking"

ravimus prime · Post by **ravimus prime** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:48 pm

wheelie- autobots
ratbat- decepticons

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:51 pm

Before anyone claims the Arcee thing is sexist, I'd like to remind everyone that Arcee, when left in a position of responsibility at Autobot City in 2008, got distracted by a hill and let everyone get killed.

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:53 pm

Originally posted by ravimus prime
wheelie- autobots
ratbat- decepticons

I hope that was some sort of joke in relation to ratbat... he did no better but not especially worse then most leaders in the comic, its hard for a cassette to combat a gigantic scorpian

optimusskids · Post by **optimusskids** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:08 pm

Raindance for Autobots mainly because he cant really do anything movement wise in the mid range . He's either flying or stationary.

Prowl1984 · Post by **Prowl1984** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:26 pm

Blurr, a leader with a caffeine addiction can't be good for the Autobots.

Cassettacon 27 · Post by **Cassettacon 27** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:17 pm

Autobots - Sky Lynx
Decepticons - Reflector

optimusskids · Post by **optimusskids** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:30 pm

Wheelie is my nomination for most ridiculous candidate for Decepticon leader.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:47 pm

Surely it'd be Optimus Prime for the Cons, and Shockwave* for the Autobots?

* We have established elsewhere that Megatron is already an Autobot.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:05 pm

Originally posted by Cliffjumper
Arcee, when left in a position of responsibility at Autobot City in 2008, got distracted by a hill and let everyone get killed.

Almost everyone killed. Blaster survived, I'm guessing because one od his lesser tapes bore the brunt of that blast to his chest...

Wildrider · Post by **Wildrider** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:56 pm

Wheelie would be an ideal candidate to lead a guerilla war action on behalf of the Autobots, due to his survivalist experience hiding and fighting superior numbers on Quintesson!

Huffer would, in my opinion, be totally hopeless in a leadership role and would probably order a surrender en masse just so he could get his old house back on Cybertron.

Erm and that cassette that was a stegosaur would be rubbish for the Decepticons, because he had really short legs.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:00 pm

Originally posted by Wildrider
Erm and that cassette that was a stegosaur would be rubbish for the Decepticons, because he had really short legs.

But Ratbat was a Great leader despite having no legs.

And I'd certainly vote for Deep Roy as President of Earth...

Wildrider · Post by **Wildrider** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:13 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
But Ratbat was a Great leader despite having no legs.

Yes but, by the mystical power of flight he could facilitate his leadership role fairly speedily, where as that stegosaur would have taken ages to get anywhere. Unless of course a bigger bot threw him where he wanted to go.

Actually now I think of it, why the hell does Ratbat flap his wings in TFTM? Surely as a Decepticon he has the power of flight regardless of flappage, it's not to authenticate his disguise because he's a gigantic robot bat.

I loved him though.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:08 am

Originally posted by Wildrider
Actually now I think of it, why the hell does Ratbat flap his wings in TFTM?

To help his nail varnish dry faster of course. :rolleyes:

Wildrider · Post by **Wildrider** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:29 am

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
To help his nail varnish dry faster of course. :rolleyes:

Wait he's purple, has nail varnish does this mean that Ratbat was *gasp* either a big girl and/or a punk ?

Just what do all those cassettes get up to in there, do they have some kind of lounge area in Soundwave's chest? A pool table perhaps, a basket for Ravage, a king sized bed for a Frenzy/Rumble love in?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:33 am

Ratbat is niether a girl nor a punk, he's merely comfortable enough with his own hetrosexuality to not feel insecure about make up.

Originally posted by Wildrider
a king sized bed for a Frenzy/Rumble love in?

They used to do lots of roleplay, Rumble would pretend to be Frenzy and Frenzy would pretend to be Rumble. Thery got a kick out of it and never realised the confusion it would cause...

Incidently, how does Soundey fit all this in his chest? Is it a Tardis?

Wildrider · Post by **Wildrider** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:43 am

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Incidently, how does Soundey fit all this in his chest? Is it a Tardis?

Subspace, Shockwave and size shifting capabilities make Soundwave the transformer equivalent of a two bedroomed semi in Woverhampton.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:47 am

Originally posted by Wildrider
Subspace

Is that how the wardrobe in Narnia works as well?

Wildrider · Post by **Wildrider** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:06 am

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Is that how the wardrobe in Narnia works as well?

No the wardrobe is a rudimentary space bridge prototype, made by a balsa wood Wheeljack in his carpentry studio. Of course he was secretly working for the Nazis back then and the wardrobe was intended to violate Buckingham Palace rather than Narnia.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:09 am

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