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Auntie Slag needs to write more toy reviews

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http://tfarchive.com/toys/beastwars/bw_tm2cheetor.php

That's just funny, and I've been through all the reviews on the site looking for more. But there are none...

Help me out, man. I'm jonesin'.
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Check out his fanfics.
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Bumblebee: “Tracks, on no account are you to make him suspicious of our true nature’.

Tracks transforms to his flying Corvette mode and takes to the air, performing dramatic loop-the-loops and firing his incendiary bombs into the forest canopy, Platoon style. The little human leaps in fright and darts back and forth. Tracks laughs maniacally so that every living thing within a 1,000 yard radius can hear. He swoops down aerobatically, flying directly over the bonnets of his Autobot comrades. Bumblebee honks his pathetic little horn in anger and everyone laughs at him in his yellowness. Incensed, he can do nothing but think of the day that Hasbro will finally sink this franchise. Tracks transforms back to car mode and bumps onto the road. Putting pedal to the metal he scorches off ahead, where the little human is frozen with fear.
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Was there anything beside the Prime Directive serial?
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Post by Denyer »

There's this:

http://tfarchive.com/community/showthre ... adid=17959

Perhaps you could encourage him to write more of it? ;)

And there's a wide range of long posts around various forums...
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Post by Dead Man Wade »

Huzzah!

The powers that be have heard my pleas. Auntie Slag is once again gracing the reviews page.

My life is now complete.
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Post by Sir Auros »

I just put up his Bumblebee review. Had to edit out some naughty words though. ;)
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