I have discovered the secret to cliffy's temper

Computron · Post by **Computron** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 8:26 pm

Afte rspending a shift working a tthe quality building known as UCI Swansea I can now see where cliffy's temper comes from.

lets set the scene: I had been there for about 5 minutes when Nirate customer number 1 arrives. She then asks me about the large combo to which I reply "you get a large drink and popocorn for £4.99". She then asks for it and when I get the bag out (for the popcorn) she asks me what about buckets and how they used to do them. She then asks me to get them saying we used to do them and don't I remember. My reaction is a dumbstruck "whhhh?????????" She lthen starts verbally assaulting me for attempting to be funny. I manage not to laugh at her welsh accent in full anger mode

anyway she eventually left after I told her I was only covering and am from Cardiff (at which point she started throttling me

) and gave her her stupid popcorn. Considering I only served about 10 customers I found itodd that the next 9 were similar to her once they found out I was from Cardiff

of and Cliffjumper. I was so tempted to write "traitor" by every name on your rotar other than yours

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Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 8:33 pm

He's drunk again...

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Unicron · Post by **Unicron** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 8:40 pm

Again? I thought it was a constant state...

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RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 8:51 pm

I worked at a movie theatre concession stand, too. It sucked a$$. I'm so much happier, now that I haven't been working there for over a year and a half.

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Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 10:35 pm

here i thought cliffy kept his temper in a little jar on his night stand...

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StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 10:38 pm

Originally posted by Galvatron91:
here i thought cliffy kept his temper in a little jar on his night stand...

no, that's where he keeps your still beating heart....

I sold it to him.

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Blaster_86 · Post by **Blaster_86** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 10:41 pm

Nice sigs you too. Concessionaires get picked on, there not management so why blame the under lings.

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Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 10:44 pm

Originally posted by Skywarp:
no, that's where he keeps your still beating heart....

I sold it to him.

you b@$turd! I knew you were being way too nice to me while i was semi-coherent the other day!

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Prowl? · Post by **Prowl?** » Wed Dec 12, 2001 11:27 pm

Ahh drunk posting....
Always an amusing distraction from the everyday stress's of modern life!

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Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Thu Dec 13, 2001 5:52 am

Yeah, drunk posting is the backbone of the Archive.

I'm gonna get blasted this weekend since I'm on a mini-vacation and post here, if ya smell what Red is cookin'.

R.

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Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Thu Dec 13, 2001 2:54 pm

Originally posted by Skywarp:
no, that's where he keeps your still beating heart....

I sold it to him.

Best quid-sixty of my life. Watch this *pokes heart in jar witha pencil* hehehehe...

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