Live action film, okay? Here's what we got so far:
G.I.Joe:
Airtight Nicolas Cage
Alpine Samuel L. Jackson
Barbecue Mel Gibson
Bazooka Bill Paxton
Beach Head David Morse
Duke Howie Long
Dusty Brad Pitt
Flint Kurt Russell
Gung Ho Bruce Willis
Roadblock Michael Clarke Duncan
Lady Jaye Catherine Bell
Law George Clooney
Leatherneck Joe Pantoliano
Lifeline Tom Cruise
Scarlett Jennifer Garner
Hawk Sean Bean
Shipwreck Harrison Ford
Shockwave Charles Sheen
Snake Eyes Ray Park
Snow Job Kiefer Sutherland
Stalker Wesley Snipes
Wet Suit Michael Biehn
Wild Bill Tommy Lee Jones
Clutch Ben Affleck
Flash Matt Damon
Breaker Jason Marsden
Rock'N'Roll Russell Crowe
Tripwire John Cusack
Frostbite Oliver Platt
Cover Girl Sarah Michelle Gellar
Ace Val Kilmer
Torpedo
Mutt James Belushi
Spirit
Tunnel Rat Christian Slater
Hardball Denzel Washington
Doc Danny Glover
Cutter
Deep Six
Big Ben
Cobra:
Baroness Famke Janssen
Cobra Commander Tim Curry
Crystal Ball Christopher Lee
Croc Master Willem DaFoe
Destro Jason Connery
Dr. Mindbender Gary Oldman
Firefly Keith J. Cooke
Major Bludd John Malcovich
Ripper Ed Norton
Torch Tyler Mane
Scrap Iron Hugo Weaving
Skull Buster
Storm Shadow Jet Li
Buzzer Keanu Reeves
Tomax Adrian Rayment
Wild Weasel John Travolta
Xamot Neil Rayment
Zandar Eric Stoltz
Zanzibar Billy Zane
Zartan Bruce Campbell
Any thoughts on current cast? Any ideas on new characters? Speak up, dammit...
Casting Couch: G.I.Joe
Casting Call: G.I.Joe
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Originally posted by Brave Maximus
First thing I have to say is: Do you know what the "casting couch" is?
I agree with most of those
but I'll cast (via the casting couch) Lady Jaye, Scarlet, Cover Girl and the baroness - you guys can use the casting couch on the rest
No I called them... You get... Destro.
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Originally posted by Brave Maximus
Nope sorry, I got in here first
I can't belive people don't know about the casting couch though. I always took it for granted that people knew what was implied there. Hummmm wierd
anyway. I get the women (I called them first) you guys can cast the rest.
Hope you wife doesn't mind that you're a filthy cheating jack ass =-o
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