Stupidest Fictional Character Ever?

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G1 Megatron
3
21%
Bonnie Langford
0
No votes
Man-At-Arms
3
21%
Mr. Snow [He's just a bloody Snowman, ferchrissakes!]
0
No votes
Robbie Jackson
0
No votes
Norris off "Coronation Street"
2
14%
The Mysterons ["Hello Earthlings, this is our plan this week...]
0
No votes
Damon Hill
0
No votes
Death's Head 2 ["I'm a bit like the first one, only rubbish"]
5
36%
Cyher ["I have no point whatsover, if it's cool with you guys I'll hang around for sixty issues then die stupidly"]
1
7%
 
Total votes: 14

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Stupidest Fictional Character Ever?

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Dumbasses all...
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Post by Jetfire »

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So many choices. So few votes. And no Scooter to vote for:mad:
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Post by Redstreak »

Originally posted by Jetfire 2.1
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So many choices. So few votes. And no Scooter to vote for:mad:
Then edit the poll, dummy. :p
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Post by Jetfire »

Had to go for Heathshead 2 for destroying a fantastic character.

ln terms of actural smarts Robbie Jackson takes the cake though.
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Post by Halfshell »

Jetfire you muppet!!! You deleted my vote, and I can't vote again because I've already voted. Fortunately, being omnipotent, I can put my vote back.... but I want you to do it!!!
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Post by Prowl? »

No Jar Jar?
A flawed poll, this is.....
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Post by Cliffjumper »

**** YOU! Take Scooter out of the Poll! I did the topic, if I wanted him there, he'd be there.

EDIT: Right, that was a little over-reactive, but i've had a big argument with someone I love dearly [no, I don't want to discuss it on a board where half the regulars hate me and would love to see me take a fall, thank you very much], but I really don't take very kindly to someone editing one of my posts, frivolous and irrelevant as it may be, to change the information for little other than their own personal gratification - doesn't take much to type out a quick PM saying "Cliffy, mind if I stick Scooter in that there poll of yours?"... I'd have said 'no' because he's no more irritating that at least half a dozen G1 cartoon characters, and I don't think he ever did anything any stupider than those listed. It's a principle thing. I ask whoever put him there to remove him immediately, and we'll leave this be.
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Post by BigMaki »

Must go with Deaht's Head 2, yes? Sad to say, I have the entire US run. I'd say Cypher's death was stupid, but at least it wasn't siome stupid shallow thing where he came back a year later (and nope the Warlock thing don't count either.) And I actually liked the guy, it was nice to have someone on a team who was utterly useless in battle...

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Post by Sir Auros »

Well, I'd vote for G1 Megatron, but he isn't a fictional character...
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Post by Denyer »

Close run thing...but Man-At-Arms wins for walking into every ****ing trap going...
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Post by Alpha Trion »

Who is this Scooter we're talking about here? The only Scooter I'm aware of is the Muppet and he was kind of annoying, but definitely not the stupidest fictional character ever.
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Post by Denyer »

Wheelie for Gobots.
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Post by Scout »

Scooter was an okay fella to me, but then again I thought Gobots were great (most likely because I got 'em before tfs). But I can also tolerate Wheelie. My untallied vote is in for Jar Jar. Not as intolerable or incurably stupid, but actually more for the people that tried to make him nearly the entire focus of Ep. 1. The sequel was much better. :D

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Post by Jetfire »

Originally posted by Brendocon
Jetfire you muppet!!! You deleted my vote, and I can't vote again because I've already voted. Fortunately, being omnipotent, I can put my vote back.... but I want you to do it!!!
Eh?

What did you vote for?

I didn't delete any as I recall. Only just hooked back my computer at home and it was playing about a little.A lot actually.
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Post by BlueBlaster »

Death's Head 2!
If you want to ruin a classic character,then this is a classic example.
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Post by Wildfire Herald »

I go with Man-at-Arms for the mustache inconsistency
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Post by Claypool »

Cap'n O.G. Readmore was the worse, trust me :)

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Post by Starscreamsghost »

My perception of Scooter has been forever tainted by Viewfind's damn pimp sig...

And my write-in vote goes to Jar Jar Binks. Die, bastard, die.
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Amen to that!
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