The Celebrity **** Database
P Diddy
Smugness: 6
Primadonna: 8
Undue Adulation: 8
Offensive Opinions: 2
Hypocrisy: 7
Apalling Acts: 6
Overall Score: 37
Celebrity **** Rating: A Complete ****
Notes:
Sean "Puffy" Coombes, AKA Puff Daddy, AKA P. Diddy. Hah, this A&R executive rapping **** can't even choose a non-****y name. Producer/promoter Coombes released a record as a tribute to one of his acts, the Notorious BIG. Sampling and based almost verbatim around "I'll Be Watching You" by yogic sex **** Sting, "I'll Be Missing You" was one of the biggest hits of 1997 and Puffy was crying all the way to the bank. Suddenly realising, in true mogul style, that he could knock out quick and dirty hits by relying entirely on sampled loops of old hits (cf jug-eared grinning multimedia **** Will Smith), Puffy knocked out reams of **** throughout the late nineties. Culminating with his backslapping, Godzilla sountrack dino-rockfest Jimmy Page collaboration "Come with me", this torrent of musical dysentry almost swamped hip-hop in the last part of the twentieth century.
I mean, P. Diddy - what was he thinking?
Keywords:
fake gangsta / contrived / marketing executive / Ken Dodd / lumbering
"P Diddy" - LMAO at this utter, utter ****
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