Sober Post!

Blitzwing · Post by **Blitzwing** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:51 am

Hey, so I thought that since there were so many drunk posts... actually there haven't been a lot of drunk posts lately. But since there haven't been a lot of non-drunk posts, I'd figure I'd start one.

Anyway, so yeah, I don't understand girls. Why do they only like you when you're with someone else? I've been trying to get with this girl for like the last 6 months, and she's only paying attention to me now that I'm supposed to hook up with someone else. All my friends don't understand why I haven't hooked up with her because they think we are meant for each other. But she's been giving me the cold shoulder until just recently. Now she's flirting with me, and all this other stuff, but I think its just because I'm with another girl now. I don't get it. I need help. I thought I understood girls back when I was 16 but, oh how wrong I was. Now I'm 20 and I'm even more lost than when I was a teenager. I need some help!

Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:53 am

I don't think it's something that gets easier with age or practice. Women are always kind of a crap shoot.

I also apologize for the lack of drunk posts. I work on weekends and my wife works during the week and none of my friends live very close, so I haven't been ripped in months.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:33 am

I can't even find the keyboard when I'm drunk...

Blitzwing, I sugest you send one of your surplus women to me via air freight, everyones a winner

Post by **Hound** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:16 pm

BOOO! Sober posts suck!

What's a girl?

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:30 pm

Originally posted by Hound
What's a girl?

Why do I find myself so unsurprised that you asked that?

Post by **Hound** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:05 pm

Originally posted by Bombshell
Why do I find myself so unsurprised that you asked that?

Hey Claypool left, someone's got to pick up where he left off, though don't expect it to be as regular an act from me...

Scarrita · Post by **Scarrita** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:15 pm

For a second there I thought this was going to be about the Tool song.

Girls are never easy, they will never be figured out and Murphy's Law will always apply to them in every instance, always.

My favorite girl thing is when you start seeing someone new and somehow they just know that you're newly involved and they have to start talking to you again...

They're FUBAR, always have been, always will be. Get used to it.

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:23 pm

Originally posted by Scarrita
For a second there I thought this was going to be about the Tool song.

Girls are never easy, they will never be figured out and Murphy's Law will always apply to them in every instance, always.

My favorite girl thing is when you start seeing someone new and somehow they just know that you're newly involved and they have to start talking to you again...

They're FUBAR, always have been, always will be. Get used to it.

murphy's love laws

Scarrita · Post by **Scarrita** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:51 pm

Originally posted by homerbot
murphy's love laws

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.... Gold.

If any things will happen on the first date, you won't have a condom. I've never had that problem, like a boy scout I'm always prepared.

Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t. Perfect.

If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer. What? No?

Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her sh!t. (a little paraphrased from the site)

You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall Wisdom!

Formula to beating Murphy's Law

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:36 pm

Originally posted by Scarrita
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.... Gold.

If any things will happen on the first date, you won't have a condom. I've never had that problem, like a boy scout I'm always prepared.

Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t. Perfect.

If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer. What? No?

Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her sh!t. (a little paraphrased from the site)

You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall Wisdom!

Formula to beating Murphy's Law

my brain is to fried right now for something so complex-looking

i much prefer the war laws at the murphy's laws site, and the origin of the law, and the little thing on how murphy died (struck down by a british tourist on the wrong side of the road whilst facing traffic)

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:37 pm

I have now had two beers, and so am not sober, but not really drunk either... What am I? On second thoughts, don't answer that...

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:39 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
I have now had two beers, and so am not sober, but not really drunk either... What am I? On second thoughts, don't answer that...

sunk? drunker? soke?

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:42 pm

None of those sound quite right, the only solution is to get completely drunk so as to avoid any confusion.

"You're my bestest friend in the whole world you is, yes you is..."

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:57 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
None of those sound quite right, the only solution is to get completely drunk so as to avoid any confusion.

"You're my bestest friend in the whole world you is, yes you is..."

who said that?

i guess that would work

how about "not not drunk"

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:01 pm

I am now drunk enough to find "Not not drunk" perfectly acceptable

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:04 pm

Originally posted by inflatable dalek
I am now drunk enough to find "Not not drunk" perfectly acceptable

well than i guess it works

never mind screw it, i should have had this idea during the week when my brain is not hibernating

ThePeacemkr2 · Post by **ThePeacemkr2** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:19 pm

Originally posted by homerbot
well than i guess it works

hey, i know we aren't supposed to post for the singular purpose of announcing rank changes, but could i add a number to the bottom including the number of posts left till the next rank?

10

I'm pretty sure 541 isnt a postcount milestone.... You sure you counted right?

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:37 pm

Originally posted by ThePeacemkr2
I'm pretty sure 541 isnt a postcount milestone.... You sure you counted right?

oh damn, my brain is fried *Hits head with hammer*

course you didn't HAVE to burst my bubble

Bombshell · Post by **Bombshell** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:40 pm

Originally posted by Hound
don't expect it to be as regular an act from me...

That's the only thing that saves you, as I don't particularly like the rest...

Garand · Post by **Garand** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:30 am

Originally posted by Scarrita

Girls are never easy, they will never be figured out

I once had full grasp of the female mind...

Then they changed it..