A Mega Maximus

x-brawn · Post by **x-brawn** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 2:08 am

http://tformers.com/article.php?sid=350

Check this out. The new Megatron Megabolt will fit as the head for Fortress Maximus:eek: :rolleyes:

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 3:58 am

*Red will prolly be the only one that gets this lol*

Yo I be poppin Autobots with my ride.

x-brawn · Post by **x-brawn** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 10:48 pm

I just think he looks kool with megabolt on

Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 4:28 pm

I'd ask whether it was intentional or not, but come on, it HAD to be...Megabolt Megatron is hardly an impressive toy by itself, but I'd love to have someone explain to me the ramifications of attaching a Decepticon head to an Autobot body...

Felafel · Post by **Felafel** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 5:30 pm

Fort max's head is known in RID as The emissary...

Megs is the Decepticon Emissary......

x-brawn · Post by **x-brawn** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 6:44 pm

They do not say if they ment to do it or not but he does not look bad like that

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 7:13 pm

I think it helps to make up for the lack of Cons in RID.

Here's a way to bring Megabolt into the show.

Megs- "Hmm seems the headmaster is no longer here well dumm dumm dumm." Hops on.

OP- "Brave Maximus attack...? Oh sh$t!"

Megs- "Autobots prepare to meet your doom Megabolt Maximus has arrived."

Or something like that.

x-brawn · Post by **x-brawn** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 10:29 pm

Now that is a good line

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 10:41 pm

This puts me in mind of a post from a.t.t. from early last year...

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&l ... 4e2&rnum=1

Booya.

(oh, and be sure to check the date-stamp...)

Post by **Denyer** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 11:17 pm

...Windbreaker...

...Big Daddy...

...Gildo...

...and Joe...

Headgiver!

x-brawn · Post by **x-brawn** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:34 am

what is up with the 10 feet tall thing? how the hell you you transform that thing?

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:40 am

And after Brend called attention to the date and everything...

...next clue: It was in April.

GeneralObsidian · Post by **GeneralObsidian** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:51 am

Yeah, it fits but you've gotta rip off the spider-legs to do it. If you move the legs to the side just right, he'll rest up there quite nicely without having to do that, but don't expect to play with him like that or anything (not that I do that, or anything.

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Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:34 pm

Yeah, since Max had SO MUCH rigorous playability in him before hand...

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 3:00 pm

Exactly. The uses for Max are many
1. If you get locked out of the house, you can batter the door down with him.
2. If you want to drown someone, tie them to Max and drop them in a river.
3. If you have no friends, get Fort, Grand and Brave and have a tea party.
4. If you have no lover *censored*
5. Sell him and get some decent TFs instead.
6. Drop him on someone from a top floor window, and make a passage through to China, or whatever's on the other side of the planet from you.
7. Flood defences.
8. Masonry material
9. Cut him up with an axe, photograph the carnage and post it to a Transformers board, and watch the fanboys cry.
10. Target practice for nuclear weapons.
11. Paint him pink and sell him on ebay as a unique custom Arcee.
12. As a weigh-lifting challenge on "The World's Strongest Man".
13. Arse up the transformations a few times, paint him purple in a couple of places and market him as "Devil Maximus"
14. Give him a **** new makeover and amrket him as "Super Maximus" or "Maximus Redeco".
15. Drop him on the referee of the Japan v Belgium match.
16. Drop 22 of them on the entire Belgian squad.
17. Drop one near Rivaldo's foot, and watch him gouge out his own eyes in pain.
18. Wasting $100+

Okay, I'm bored now, but as you see, endless possibilities...

ThunderCracker84 · Post by **ThunderCracker84** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 3:15 pm

Originally posted by Quicksilver
Exactly. The uses for Max are many
1. If you get locked out of the house, you can batter the door down with him.
2. If you want to drown someone, tie them to Max and drop them in a river.
3. If you have no friends, get Fort, Grand and Brave and have a tea party.
4. If you have no lover *censored*
5. Sell him and get some decent TFs instead.
6. Drop him on someone from a top floor window, and make a passage through to China, or whatever's on the other side of the planet from you.
7. Flood defences.
8. Masonry material
9. Cut him up with an axe, photograph the carnage and post it to a Transformers board, and watch the fanboys cry.
10. Target practice for nuclear weapons.
11. Paint him pink and sell him on ebay as a unique custom Arcee.
12. As a weigh-lifting challenge on "The World's Strongest Man".
13. Arse up the transformations a few times, paint him purple in a couple of places and market him as "Devil Maximus"
14. Give him a **** new makeover and amrket him as "Super Maximus" or "Maximus Redeco".
15. Drop him on the referee of the Japan v Belgium match.
16. Drop 22 of them on the entire Belgian squad.
17. Drop one near Rivaldo's foot, and watch him gouge out his own eyes in pain.
18. Wasting $100+

Okay, I'm bored now, but as you see, endless possibilities...

heh, maybe Ill make a Devil Max

and dont let sheba read number 4

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:03 pm

and dont let sheba read number 4

Ouch, so not right.

Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 6:30 pm

You crack me up, Quicky...other suggestions...

19. Bring him to work and turn him into the office’s most eccentric paperweight.
20. Or better yet, place him near the entrance to your cubicle and refer to him as “my gay security man, Phil.”
21. Use him to bust in windows to boost cars.
22. Use him to bust in windows for the sheer amusement of it.
23. When short a man in baseball, put him next to the mound to knock down any ground balls to the left side.
24. Put him in a room by himself with various other TF’s and say that he’s “cheaper and quieter than adopting a kid.”
25. Give one to every baseball player for weight-training as an alternative to steroids.
26. Let Mike Tyson use him as a sparring partner so he can finally fight an opponent with a similar IQ.
27. Remove the head and use him as an enormous ashtray.

da_berzerker · Post by **da_berzerker** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:16 am

really cool!

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 8:59 am

I've actually only just read that there ATT thread, as I'd picked up the gist from Brend and Denyer... boy, there are some humourless bastards on there, aren't there?

Note to all - this is likely an april fool. Either that or the sender is a
fool (or both)

Christ on toast, Daniel Bond, I think you've put your little brother's undies on today...

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