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Both would beat Heather Mill McCartney hands down.
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Originally posted by Denyer
Once you're moving on a bike, keeping it going's less work than running. Unless you're on, say, a 30 degree gradient...
But it would take colonel fatty a real effort to get the bike going in the first place. The tall dark and devilishly handsome thin guy (no bias here) could be at fatty's home with his wife shaging the living daylights out of her before Plumpso even gets going.
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Originally posted by Cliffjumper
Race is 200m on flat tarmac.
But is it the black tarmac or the more greyey sort? That's the important info!
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Because the British love a losser? Ie, Eddie the Eggle, Scott of the Antartic (better remembered than the guy who managed to go to the Pole without dying) and Willian Haige?
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Originally posted by Hound
Laces untied means the thin bloke's going trip and fall on his chin, he'll be lucky if he even finishes the race.
The thin bloke can reach down and tie the laces, still having ample time to stroll to the finish while fatty bakes and expires in his shellsuit. Chubster doesn't even know he has feet.
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No doubt if he's ever reissued he'll be E-Hobby Black Mother****er Mirage.
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with enough prep time batman can beat anyone. opps wrong forum.
. "Hawkeye's the best! Hawkeye's got the cutest eyes! Hawkeye's got some kinda butt! I swear, Ralph, ever since that blowhard joined up, all I hear is Hawkeye, Hawkeye, Hawk...."- Green Arrow, JLA/Avengers #3.
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Originally posted by Hawkeye
with enough prep time batman can beat anyone. opps wrong forum.
Motormaster could beat Batman.
And Batman would like it.
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Well, providing the fat bloke hasn't borrowed my huge, old-fashioned Hercules, I'm going to assume that the bike collapses, he can't get up (shell suit and untied laces) and expires miserably of heat exhaustion. Thin guy wins at a slow amble, taking all necessary precautions to avoid tripping over.
This scenario does not, of course, apply to humous village policemen.
This scenario does not, of course, apply to humous village policemen.
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