Prove Me Wrong

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:45 pm

IC: This is an open challenge to anyone in the AWF. Next week at Mayhem or Warzone. It doesn't matter. I'll take on anybody in the building. I'm going to show you all why I am "The Best Damn Technical Wrestler" today. If anyone here want to dispute that? Come on down. I dare you to "PROVE ME WRONG"

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Thu May 08, 2003 5:45 pm

Thats quite a challenge to put out, my dear friend. Are you positive you want to take that course of action?

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Thu May 08, 2003 5:52 pm

OOC: I gotta get noticed somehow. I'd be happy with a run in during someone else's match but...
IC: I'm not leaving this ring until someone answers my challenge.
*sits up on the turnbuckle* Well?? I'm waiting.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu May 08, 2003 6:48 pm

Whatta Man hits by Salt 'n' Pepa w/envogue, out walks the Big Ragebowski with 2 of his favourite ladies, Misty and Kristy

*music stops*

*Ragebowski looks to Misty on his left and Kristy on his right, then looks out to the tens of thousands of Ragebowskettes in the crowd. Smiling, the Ravishing One gyrates, Misty and Kristy holding him tightly, Rage gyrates more frantically then stops*

*raises microphone*

Rage: Uhm, uh, .....

*pauses*

Rage: Y..., e.....

*pauses once more*

Rage: Please, would you mind telling me what in the hell your name is? It's like how am I expected to come out and tell the World what a talentless, washed up never was you were when I don't know what to call you, maybe I could invent a name for you? Let's see now, you're obviously not a looker are you, and look at your ring attire, where you dressed by your mum? and check out those mic' skills, been watching too much late night tv? You claim to be the best technical wrestler, you want to be proven wrong? The moment I stepped on to the stage you were proven wrong for The Big Ragebowski is the single greatest wrestler the AWF has ever seen. Perhaps you should be called 'TPR' - 'Technically Proven Wrong', or 'Mr Personality'

*pauses to gyrate for a loving Ragebowskette, who faints into the arms of one of her friends*

Rage: Now let's get straight to the point.....

*becomes distracted by another Ragebowskette overflowing from her t-shirt, nods to a member of the AWF ring staff who goes and brigns her out of the crowd and up to the Big Ragebowski*

Rage: Hi there, do you know who I am?

Girl: *screams* OhmyGod, you're the Big Ragebowski! I've got your poster on my wall, you're the greatest wrestler of all time!

Rage: *leers* hehe, ok, calm down now, what's your name, and where do you come from?

Girl: My name is Nadine and I'm from Alabama, *screams once more*

*fans cheer*

Rage: Well Nadine, it's good to know that you 'support' *looks down to Nadine's chest* hehe, the Big Ragebowski, now would you like to tel the rest of the fans what you think of Mr Personality in the ring?

Nadine: Him? Well, he's a bit flabby, those pants don't go with those boots, his hair looks awful, when was the last time he washed? He doesn't even look like he can wrestle, did his mommy dress him or something?

*crowd screaming and laughing*

*Rage takes the microphone back*

Rage: Thank you Nadine, you have given a very accurate description of this no good jobber, and have proven yourself as a true Ragebowskette.....*turns to another member of the AWF ring staff* Hey Bub, take the lovely Nadine back to my dressing room I've got a few more questions I'd like to probe her with later*leers*

*Nadine is escorted excitedly back to the Ravishing One's dressing room*

Rage: So, Mr Personality, you don't even have the talent needed to lace The Big Ragebowski's boots, so why don't you take your soon to be beaten ass, get down off the turnbuckle and take your bags elsewhere cus chump you shouldn't even be in the same arena as Ravishing Rage Rude.

*gyrates, throws mic' and heads to the back*

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Thu May 08, 2003 7:02 pm

OOC: LOL That was funny. Nice job

IC: First off, the name's Amarant. Second, I said a challenge. Not some porn star wannabe who sits there gyrating with 2 butt ugly crack whores. OHHH look at you. You have the admiration of some trailer park redneck. Good for you. I'm sure your mother must be proud. If you want to stop acting like a jackass, get in the ring and prove how good you really are. Fine.

Or you could go back with your little groupies and trade all the STD's you want. Either way I don't care. It's not my fault that you couldn't wrestle your way out of a wet nut sack. Until then I'll just wait here for a REAL WRESTLER to come and face me.

Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Thu May 08, 2003 7:05 pm

OOC: "ROLFLMAO"

Mirage...that was too priceless...

Deathscream · Post by **Deathscream** » Thu May 08, 2003 8:56 pm

IC: My name is Cane and don't laugh or makes jokes that **** is for ass***** like you. You step foot in to my ring I will show you a new meaning of rasing Cane!

Viewfind · Post by **Viewfind** » Thu May 08, 2003 9:08 pm

Man Mirage that was on of the very best post i have ever seen here dude

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Thu May 08, 2003 9:45 pm

So what's the deal Ragebowski? You gonna come down here and try to Prove Me Wrong. Or are you just going to stay back there keep swinging your hips and trying to impress all of those redneck groupies in the back? I don't have all day.

Viewfind · Post by **Viewfind** » Thu May 08, 2003 10:25 pm

*Inside the GPA locker room*

VF:Yo YO? who dat white boy in my ring? he must want a cap bust in his ass.

P?: yeah dawg i bets thats not all.

VF: Man? you crazy anyways lets go learn dis foo dat you don't come to my crib and holla like yo some big dwag. word?

P?: word.

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Thu May 08, 2003 11:21 pm

*looks up on the jumbotron as they show what just happened in the GPA locker room*

You boys want some, come get some. You don't like me, BITE ME.
I means it's funny how you have to come down and try and take me on two at time. Are you that bad that you can't take me on one at a time?

Blaster_86 · Post by **Blaster_86** » Fri May 09, 2003 1:44 am

The lights dim as and the Archivetron lights up with a burning american flag and a timer in the center and the count down the preceeds the greatness begins.

00:05....

00:04....

00:03....

00:02....

00:01....

00:00....

Everything drops away for a second and then pyros ignite and fire off and Headstrong by Trapt. Blaster stands at the top of the ramp in the crucifix position and as the pyros go of spins causing his hair to whip around and then cockily starts to strut down to the ring under a chorus of boos. Blaster climbs into the ring and signals for his music to be cut.

Y3B: "Alright junior here is how this goes. You're new, you're Canadian and you can run your mouth. I can tell you're a talented one unlike the other new Canadian Fort Max who is well retarded. But anyways you see us Canadians have to stick together... or the scum Americans will take use down from behind. You need someone to watch your back and I am here to offer it, and if you don't take the offer you could end up like Bombshell or Fortmax. Losers who are going no where and have been no where." Blaster extends his hand "Whadda ya say?"

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Fri May 09, 2003 2:24 am

*gets down from the turnbuckle and walks over*

You know what? You're on. Like you said we Canadians need to stick together. We take care of our own here in Canada. And we will show the world that Canadian wrestlers are "THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS AND THE BEST THAT EVER WILL BE" And if anybody doesn't think so, then they can come down here and "PROVE US WRONG". *goes over and shakes Y3B's hand*

Brave Maximus · Post by **Brave Maximus** » Fri May 09, 2003 2:31 am

The lights go out, Requiem Softly plays in the back ground and the Jumbotron show a faded picture of the grave marker.
Lightning Pyro Strikes the ringposts, stage and all around the entrance, and the music switches to Somewhere I belong and out walks Brave Maximus, Cloak streaming behind him. He stands at the top of the entrance and pushes back his hood.

As he starts to speak, His voice booming across the stadium with out any apperant amplification

BM - I'd think long and hard about the choice you make now Odinson. As with me you are new here, and this path that is lay before will hold dire consiquences. Dare you shake hands with one who has nothing left? A child who cowers in the corner because he has lost everything and now fears the truth? All his vaunted influence around here is slipping away from him. He must now align himself with any that will take him, for he fears that he will be come nothing but a memory. Something laughable that people look back upon and hide there shame.

Blaster, I have seen your soul. It is not the soul I look for. I have no need of you any more. You can hide under you covers know that the darkness has passed you over because it does not need the tears of a child like you.

Amarant, Know that I will be watching you and your actions. Perhaps one day soon the Darkness will come for you. Remember the name of Brave Maximus, wisper it in your prayers and ask God to protect you. And hope I never come looking for your souls.

Lightning strikes again and as the smoke clears there is no Brave Maximus, but a voice wispers around the arena - I am watching you........

Viewfind · Post by **Viewfind** » Fri May 09, 2003 3:53 am

*Just then the Archivetron turns back on, and there stands Viewfind in the GPA locker room*

Viewfind: Hey Bitch Maximus you want to watch something? watch dis sucka

*Just then Viewfind pulls his pants down*

Viewfind: Now dats what i call a full moon.

*then the door to the locker room opens and walks in Unicron*

Unicron: Hey Viewfind Maximus is b.......*jew drops* WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING????

Viewfind: naw son its not like dat see Bicth max was out there talking shizzel about he watching people, so i told him to watch dat ass, know what i'm saying?

Unicron: ?!? no i don't, i'm out of here.

Viewfind: naw son hold up, let me pull my damn pants up, yo man cut da tape, YO uni wait up G.

Extreme_Kup · Post by **Extreme_Kup** » Fri May 09, 2003 5:17 am

D-Ex sees the GPA locker room on his TV set. He then thinks for a while

D-Ex: Wait a sec...there all in their locker rooms.....in a round table.....with cigars.....damn it I missed another session of poker!

ah well not my loss..cause each time I join them for poker..it IS my loss

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Fri May 09, 2003 10:47 am

*the screen goes red. A black scorpion pulses on and off the Archivetron. It speeds up, so you cant tell that it is flickering very fast, it just looks like it is there all the time...(you get the drift). music starts. It is the begining drum beat of Blue Monday, by New Order. The drum beat repeats, building the tension in the arena. It gets so think you could cut it with a laser beam. All of a sudden, the lights flash on, the words 'Are you sure?' replace the scorpion and Blue Monday kicks off in style, Peter Hooks bass riff reverberating around the arena. The crowd dance as they recognise the tune. Fireworks go off, and B.Z. walks down the aisle*

Hello. I would like to give my two pence here. Firstly, welcome to the AWF Amarant. I wish you well in your stay here, though you couldve chosen a better person to acquiaint yourself with.

Anyhow, that is neither here nor there. I dont think that Viewfind should be showing his least greatest attribute here. And I mean his face, not his bum-crack, not that he should be showing that either. I dont think that Viewfind realises how much psychological harm he causes each time he shows his face and opens his damn mouth and starts speaking his 'shizzle'.

Well I want to stop that, and I will. Once I have taken him apart. Once I stand over him, victorious. Once I have taken the Intercontinental Title away from him. And I will.

I am sure.

Brave Maximus · Post by **Brave Maximus** » Sat May 10, 2003 1:32 am

Outside of the arena, a dark figure is resting on a fence, kneeling and balancing on the top of it, resting on the balls of his feet (ala Prophecy), lighting traces across the back ground as Evanesance's - Haunted Plays in the back ground (sorry to the writers, but this music works so much better, you should listen to it). A cloaked head turns and faces the camera, pale blue eyes seem to stare though the jumbotron at the audiance.

BM - Thank you for proving your intelectual capability Viewfind. Though I must confess that non here have ever accused you of intellegance. Perhaps you should go join the other scared children in the ring. You can all huddle around and pretend in your ignorance that everything is fine. Know this Viewfind. After I have walked through the others that stand in my way I will come for you. I will stare into your eyes. I will see all that you have done and known. Though I am not hoping for much, perhaps I will find that shamful act etched upon your soul. Then you shall know what pain and darkness are.

Amarant, Go join with these cowards and infants. Perhaps it is where you deserve to be. Stand in my path and interfere with vengance and I will tear you to shreads, body and soul.

Brave Maximus stands up and streches his arms out. A bolt of lightning strikes infront of him and when the screen clears and the Cameraman gets back up, there is nothing where BM once stood.

Viewfind · Post by **Viewfind** » Sat May 10, 2003 2:12 pm

Yo, Bitch max come stare into my eyes yo, they blood shot like a motha, cuz i be high just like yo crack head momma. damn tell her to get of my back yo, do i look like the mail man? dats yo real dad not me. so soon as i'm done wit Zarak you come find me and my AK-47, and be sure to bring a body bag, i'm all out!

HOLLA!

Lord Zarak · Post by **Lord Zarak** » Sat May 10, 2003 9:33 pm

He'll be brining a body bag, thats for sure. And I'm sure its for you.