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WOW...

I just gotta say My God; it's full of Dumbasses![/2001: A Space Odyssey]

Top flight entertainment, it must be said.

On the bright side at least that group of morons is concentrated in that area rather than spread out through the net...

Originally posted by Strafe
On the bright side at least that group of morons are concentrated in that area rather than spread out through the net...

*looks at a certain poster whose name begins with an 'S' and ends with a 'heba'* erm.... I wish?

Allow me to translate:

"At least that particular group of people don't move outside that area"

I'll put yahoo msg boards on my list of places never to bother going to again.

I'm putting it on the "People who will not be missed when they are kidnapped and used in our experiments" list for CobraCo's Labs...

LOL

:1-i am ruled by the jewish lobby, and think this America is a democracy.

2- i vote for puppet presidents because of their looks.

3- i love cheese burgers with bacon and
'"DIET COKE."

4- i am fat but guys find me sexy because i am so average .

5- i love **** clothes and **** food.

6- i am a couch potato. i love TV. my favourite show is jerry springer.

7- i use prozac to feel happy.

8- i am smart because i know the capitol of Germany is Barcelona .

9- i am adopted. they say i have 8 fathers .

10- i watch opra winfry to feel proud .

11- my role model is Pamela Anderson and my kids role model is Britney Spears and Christina Aguilabia.

12- i hate Germans , Muslims, Canadians, Arabs, and Latinos

13- i am liberated because i wear short skirts and show my fake, sagging boobs to guys.

14-i blame Muslims if our system doesn't work.

15- we have to attack iraq because its part of our oil-driven foreign policy.

16- people are jealous of me because i am an american.

17- i say "god bless america" alot because I'm so terribly afraid it just might not be true.
I'd first have to cut open my skull with a spade and stick a sponge cake inside of it to replace my brains....

Then I'd have to sit in front of TV for 85% of my free time.

Then I'd have to eat fast food 6 days a week.

Then I'd have to laugh at Leno and his black sidekick or Letterman with his gay sidekick

Then I'd have to believe Jennifer Lopez is extra ordinarily pretty

Then I'd have to jump on the bandwagon

Then I'd have to get all corny and sappy when they talk about 9-11

Then I'd have to learn to be a xenophobe and a racist

Then I'd have to gain 25-50 extra Kilos on my ass and in my belly

Then I'd have to insist to any non-american that they are jealous of the USA

Then I'd have to shoot some students in school and/or rape little kids

Then I'd have to buy a gun

Then I'd have to take drugs

Then I'd have to buy an SUV

Then I'd have to watch baseball, basketball, hockey or football

Then I'd have to kiill myself

And here is someone really stupid from the other side:

:
LEFTISTS BEWARE
by: horrorflix2001 (32/M/In your ****in face) 02/17/03 05:47 am
Msg: 6874 of 6906
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You will not undermine my country.
There are 12 million other patriots in this country, like me, with an average of two guns per household.

We will fight to keep this country...


That makes 230 millions other americans notquite so patriots who are not.

Man this stuff really is funny (random tidbits):

Re: HOW I REGARD americans...
by: josc12 (43/M) 02/17/03 05:52 am
Msg: 6886 of 6913

just a couple of thoughts.Weren't your ancestors all criminals from England? Isn't your countries biggest cotribution to the world Fosters Lager? and finally ,doesn't Yahoo have an Australian message board? Get a clue mate and get out!


That Australian guy needs a good old fashioned American butt whuppin by: another_wimpy_liberal_liar (27/M/HidingFromRealAmericans) 02/17/03 06:02 am
Msg: 6905 of 6920

You sound like a typical drunken aussie that watches too much TV and has a piss-poor education. So, whats new?
(27/M/HidingFromRealAmericans) 02/17/03 06:02 am


Why does every picture of the country show a picture of the Opera House in Sydney? Is that the only frickin building in the country? Also is it true that most Australian homes have bars on the windows because people feel more comfortable with bars because of there criminal ancestors? Please Reply

I have a bit of respect for you....but aussie men aren't valued...if so why is it that your women are waiting at the docks for american men with pies and claim that aussie men have no respect for them....stop the xtreme criticism...

Re: KILL THE U.S. INVADERS!
by: rustyn_ts 02/17/03 06:14 am


You mean the majority of the pacifist!!! The rest of the silent are cleaning our weapons, reloading ammo and watching out every thing that goes on around us.


by: clintonstheculprit (55/M/Arkansas) 02/17/03 06:14 am
Msg: 6919 of 6925

bai , are you on a computer in an Australian jail

by: rustyn_ts 02/17/03 06:16 am
Msg: 6921 of 6926

Who left him out of his pouch anyway????

by: bai_nai_le (22/F/Australia) 02/17/03 06:16 am
Msg: 6922 of 6927

For your information, no I am not; but thanks for asking.


by: maraudingprincess 02/17/03 06:18 am
Msg: 6923 of 6928

You are not an aussie.Aussies say arse not ass.
You are either an imposter or a johnny come lately.
Hang down your head Tom Dooley.


by: kwidzyn2003 02/17/03 06:20 am
Msg: 6928 of 6934

ever thought of takin anger management classes? Or moving to Iraq? We don't need trash like you in America.


by: maraudingprincess 02/17/03 06:20 am
Msg: 6929 of 6934

very few houses have bars on the windows.
In the 60, and 70s you did not need to lock your doors.
Crime only really started when we got rid of the white australia policy and started letting in the coloured riff raff and arabs.

Tongans are a problem along with the lebbos and chows

by: kecasey (36/M/Reston, VA) 02/17/03 06:21 am
Msg: 6930 of 6934

My southern countryman has forgotten that the UK sent criminals to America for a century, even after the Revolutionary War, and stopped only because they needed people in the newer frontier - Australia.

by: edjr_02048 02/17/03 06:24 am
Msg: 6936 of 6938

Thats a great picture they have of that stoner dancing to the drums. LOSERs, every single one of you protestors. Get a hobby. Are you guys going to protest the police now? LOSERS

by: maraudingprincess 02/17/03 06:24 am
Msg: 6939 of 6940

Yeah I am sick of these chows lebbos and viets coming here and thinking they run the show.

POINT! If you are not Aboriginal or Anglo saxon descent YOU ARE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE AUSSIE.

By the way snake this was a humour site wasn't it? WASN'T IT?!??

Mind-bending...

Though this in part proves why exactly I stopped running my Yahoo-based RPG, for those who may have wondered...

Anyone play Xenogears? 'Cause these guys look like they should be sent to a Soylent System.

Originally posted by Darkside
Anyone play Xenogears? 'Cause these guys look like they should be sent to a Soylent System. :D

"Soon they'll be breeding them like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent Blue is made of Lamers! You've got to tell them! Soylent Blue is Lamers... err, wait a second, what's wrong with that? Except that you'll get ripped-off if you buy the soylent products that's made from their brains, since it obviously won't be very filling..."

It could get alot worse than that. What if, like in the game, they're used to create living weapons?

Nevermind what I said about the Soylent System! I take it all back!!

Feed them to Deus instead. He'll turn into a cybernetic wuss.

Originally posted by Darkside
It could get alot worse than that. What if, like in the game, they're used to create living weapons?

Nevermind what I said about the Soylent System! I take it all back!!

Feed them to Deus instead. He'll turn into a cybernetic wuss.

Naw; they're all lamers who talk tough online, but are utter cowards in reality, and confrontation is the last thing they want. They want to be in combat about as much as I want to be on AOL...

So, what you're saying is...

If I went up to one of these guys and gave them an ice-cold death-glare, they'd run away, whimpering like scare puppies.

That sounds about right.