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*hic* Oh man, you gotta love them Redemption celebrations. In fact there's many things that rock in life... rock being one of them, and lots of screaming electric guitars hooked up to ear busting amps in a small room being another.

*A comedy rhino walks up to Windy and farts loudly*

Hey man, I don't have to take that kind of abuse from you, not from any animal. Here, this'll show you *whips out little sword from pants and stands majestically holding sword aloft*

Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOOO!

Plasmodium: "Quiet you drunk, some of us are trying to sleep off our hangovers".

Windy: "Aaah, Paladin. You know, I've always admired you from afar, your talent, your skill... but in a purely heterosexual way you understand".

Plasmodium: "It's Plas dude".

Windy: "Plas... my that's a pretty name. In fact, that's my favourite name in all the world. Would you like to see some puppies? Oh god *hic* no, that's a conversation for another person".

Plasmodium: "You're wasted".

Windy: "He never did! Don't listen to them Blaster, you're a fine wresssss.... Oh bugger, what was I talking about now"?

Plasmodium: "Assorted ramblings".

Windy: "Got it in one. You know, you're a smart guy Prowl? How'd you like to join the team that's going places? Pulp Faction are about to set the stage alight. We fight for truth, justice (which isn't to be confused with the truth). Well ok, nuts to the truth. Justice is pretty good. Actually, I just love the fighting. Today the AWF, tomorrow the PMRC".

Plasmodium: "You're barely making sense".

Windy: "That's what she said. It's uncanny, where you there? No, you couldn't possibly have been *hic*. It was airtight. But remember this my friend... tell nobody what you know. Trust no-one".

Plasmodium: "Er..."

Windy: "Welcome to Pulp Faction buddy, you're boundless greatness will know no bounds. Now help me get this Rhino".

Plasmodium: "Surely you can't be serious".

Windy: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley".
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OOC: LMGDAO!
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Hey Shirl, come share a Guinness with me...we can plot World Domination on the Black Stuuf...
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IC

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What is this plup faction or whatever call yourself? Is it a anti-GPA faction or just a hang out for losers? Either way if you want something does you have to do it alone. Otherwise, your a wimp just like everyone in this whole AWF who is in a group.
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Originally posted by CloudStrifer
What is this plup faction or whatever call yourself? Is it a anti-GPA faction or just a hang out for losers? Either way if you want something does you have to do it alone. Otherwise, your a wimp just like everyone in this whole AWF who is in a group.


*Awakes from drunken stupor*

Now jes wait ah minute...my tummy feels funny...

*belches*

Ah...better. Now you were saying something and it bothered me...but I can't seem to remember...

*takes a swig of something with XXX and a skull and crossbones on the bottle*

Whoa! That cleared the cobwebs! Now here's the thing CrowdSurfer. Ya see, we here in Pulp Faction just had a riot of a time. And if we're losers, well, I can't even imagine what the winners are doing. Scrabble maybe? Sounds about right. You like scrabble, don't you CryingShoulder?

Here's some letters to play with then.

How about, "Shut Up"

And for a triple word score I'll combine it with: "Or we get our Comedy Rhino to make you shut up"

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do. Work that consists of boozing and whoring.

I bid you adieu.

*Collapses*
Strafe. You're a dick. Ishin_ookami - Dec 1st 2003
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hmm, tells see how many times were you screwed by the GPA????? I can't seem to remember....

By the way, drinking to much of the "xxx" will kill your brain cells if you had any.....
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You best be not talking about the "plup fraction" that way Cloud, or..say, we never did have that rematch did we? Normally I would agree that to get something done, you have to do it yourself, but in this case, the logical decision was joining up with the Pulp. If you think Im a wimp, well, Ill be happy to take you on in the rematch and prove to you that Im not.
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D-Ex: Damn I wish I was there :( .....oh yeah windy that 2 pounds of un cut steak is being delivered to your house now...enjoy. Now on to some other matters *looks at his broken down bike and grabs a beer bottle infront of him and drinks it*
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AWF and show us what you got!
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OOC: F*cking hysterical. Is Plas the newest member of Pulp Faction?
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Yup, Plasmodium is the hot rockin' new member of Pulp faction. And you can get this lapdance here for free!:)

Yeah steak! Cheers D, that'll go perfect with all the guiness me and big Z'll be chugging. Come join us if you like, and that of course goes for Wolfang.

Mmmm, raw meat and beer. Now we just need a fire. Lets burn Cloudstrifer!

*sends out super 100% happy wish bicycle repair man, complete with free Gamecube to D's pad*
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You want to fight me little man? I am not as experienced as you are in the ring, but I can sure kick the living cr*p out of you. What do you say? If not you someother person can fight me from your little group. GPA and you are all like. Your all a group of twits.
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You're right, we certainly do have wits. Pity you don't have yours about you.

I'd love to fight you Gluesniffer, but I've recently accepted a challenge to battle Zarak. Don't feel blue though, instead make use of the spare time by brushing up on your keyboard skills!

I still think we should burn you though. It would appease both your gods and us, who are also your gods!

Ha! isn't that a turn up for the books. The very people you wish to challenge are the very people who will send you to Valhalla in a cloud flambe.

*douses cloudstrifer in gasoline*

Now you just stay right there while I get some matches and a camera.:p
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fine then, you wimp out.

Strafe you and me, one on one, no cheating, no bringing your fanboys to the ring. What do you say?
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OP2005: I don't remember a match that PoleStripper didn't wimp out of.
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OOC: Funny! :D :D
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Originally posted by CloudStrifer
fine then, you wimp out.

Strafe you and me, one on one, no cheating, no bringing your fanboys to the ring. What do you say?


That's perfectly ok with me CrapSoldier! Tho no fanboys? You want to send all of the audience away from the match? I guess you want to lose and have no one witness it? Don't worry. I can guarantee I won't respect your wishes. In fact I'll be even more of a pal and I'll let you be the first test subject for the Strafing Run. It's a pity that it couldn't be done last Sunday Night, but hey, "when a door is closed, a window opens". Thanks GhettoFlier for being that window.
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Calling me names instead of what my name is, is childish. I will meet you in the ring.

OCC: Listen up, I don't want to be called names mock me all you want, but I draw a line at name calling. Either call me CS or Cloud.
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Originally posted by CloudStrifer
Calling me names instead of what my name is, is childish. I will meet you in the ring.

OCC: Listen up, I don't want to be called names mock me all you want, but I draw a line at name calling. Either call me CS or Cloud.


OOC- Grow a sac buddy....aint nobody gonna listen to your whining
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Originally posted by ThunderCracker84
OOC- Grow a sac buddy....aint nobody gonna listen to your whining


OCC: I don't care what you have to say.
All I am saying is calling me names is fine for one or 2 lines but to say it continually, is well fustrating.
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Originally posted by CloudStrifer
OCC: I don't care what you have to say.
All I am saying is calling me names is fine for one or 2 lines but to say it continually, is well fustrating.


OOC- Well you need to face the facts...telling us to call you one specific name like you are the boss of us is only gonna have us do it more cause it gets to you. Simple logic there...oh i forgot...simple logic escapes you
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