From the Files of "Worlds Weirdest"...

~*ShadowDancer*~ · Post by **~*ShadowDancer*~** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 7:27 pm

Ok, this was in the Metro News today. I could hardly believe it.

Somewhere in Scotland a man has been arrested for having 'sex' with an orange plastic traffic cone in public.

You figure it out. I don't even want to know.

StoneCold Skywarp · Post by **StoneCold Skywarp** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 8:38 pm

...wondered where our resident Scot had been of late...

Wildfire Herald · Post by **Wildfire Herald** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 8:57 pm

Leave it to a Scotsman....

Scarrita · Post by **Scarrita** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 9:11 pm

Sex... Traffic cone... Sex... Traffic cone...
Wouldn't that be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Maybe he was using the smaller end. But still, that is pretty girthy.
I'm... impressed (is that the right word?).

Plasmodium · Post by **Plasmodium** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 6:24 am

Thats just wrong, but hilarious at the same time.

Jonin · Post by **Jonin** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 8:52 am

The Humiliation. The Desperation. The Insanity of it all.

If the guy had a fetish for that sort of thing he could have at *least* taken the Cone home with him instead of having sexual relations with it in public. Then again maybe sex in public is another feish of his. lol

Lady Auros · Post by **Lady Auros** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 11:36 am

i know some people who once took a traffic cone and peed on it and put it on the roof of the school secretary's house...but sex with a traffic cone...very interesting..maybe if i suggest it to them...

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Optimus' · Post by **Optimus'** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 11:44 am

...............

Having sex with a traffic cone is wrong on so many levels.

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From the Files of "Worlds Weirdest"...

From the Files of "Worlds Weirdest"...

what? someone has to say this...