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This guy on my hall, we'll call him Josh, had this dumb little asshole, let's call him Retarded Girlyman A, come after him and had asked my roommate to fight for him if Retarded Girlyman A came by. Nobody expected Retarded Girlyman A to come by though.
What had happened was that Josh's friend got dumped by his girlfriend, so Josh asked the girl what was going on, and Retarded Girlyman A answered on AIM saying that it's because she's dating him. Josh says, "Man, that's not very cool," and Retarded Girlyman A responded with, "Shut the **** up," and Josh said, "Make me." He also gave him his room number and everything thinking the guy was too chickensh*t to show up.
Well, Retarded Girlyman did show up (after Josh'd gone out for the night) with his Retarded Girlyman posse. He started slamming on Josh's door and my roommate, we'll call him Pedro, came out and started yelling at him. Eventually, Pedro jacked this kid up and slammed him into the wall a few times.
After a few slams on both walls, my roommate puts him down so they can talk resonably. Behold the whelp on the verge of tears...
...and fronting...
Then one of the kid's posse, we'll call him Retarded Girlyman B, comes up and explains how he was egging his roommate on...
Well, we have about 20 minutes of this guy and his little posse (which shrinks by the minute) talking sh*t as more and more people on my hall come out to support Pedro and Josh (who is still absent). Now, these ****ers should've just left as soon as Pedro came out and jacked their alpha male, because we have a good dozen cut, bodybuilders on our hall who weigh at least 150+ whereas these guys couldn't have been more than 120 a piece.
Eventually, Retarded Girlyman A decided to comment on the fact that I actually look like an adult instead of his 15 year old lookalike self, so I had to get in his face and was ready to slug him. I left the tape running in a friend's hands, but my tv card is futzing up and I don't feel like trying to take more pics AND I'd rather not share that bit of ugliness.
No blows were ever struck after the initial bodyslamming Pedro committed and it just further demonstrated how full of sh*t this kid was that he didn't fight back, because if he were going to try and fight instead of talk smack, that would've been the opportune time to do so. He also claimed to have gone to state in wrestling, which was reinforced by his jacket, but I doubt however skilled he was could've helped him against the 280 pounds of dirty-fighting hispanic anger that was my roommate. His credibility was shattered when Retarded Girlyman B claimed that they'd taken on an entire frat at Radford...
