WEEKLY WORLD TRANSFORMERS
"It's very unusual", he said, "usually people are only too pleased to appear at the world's top Transformers convention. We don't even have to book Simon Furman, he just turns up every year like a bald migrating chaffinch."
"We've made some very enticing offers to Miss Fox, like being able to sit next to Aaron Archer and to be able to go on after the toy reveals so the fans are all spunked out."
"If she's reading I'd like to offer a kind warning to Miss Fox to not forget the power and influence of the Transformers fandom. Revenge of the Fallen was six years ago now, she'll soon be forgotten if she doesn't get on-side with the fans. Orson Welles never returned my calls either and when was the last time you saw him in anything?"
"Shia LeBeouf agreed right away, though."