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I laughed so hard....

http://www.theonion.com/onion3836/bush_ ... pport.html

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"As a shining beacon of freedom and democracy, America has inspired the world," said Bush in his 25-minute address. "With its military might, it has kept the peace and bravely defended the unalienable [sic] rights of millions around the globe. In this spirit, I call upon the world's nations to support my proposal to give America unrestricted carte blanche to remove whatever leaders, plunder whatever resources, and impose whatever policies it deems necessary or expedient."


:eek: :cool: :D
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Don't be giving him any ideas, now...
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The special forces carry two kinda of sniper weapons. One is the 50 cal sniperrifle. This can disable, destroy, or kill anything it hits. The other is a laser targeting system. This weapon can guide a smart bomb to within 10 meters of its target.

Why spend billions of dollars deploying a massive army and taking casualties when you can drop on bomb or squeeze one trigger and save thousands of lives?
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Ah yes, the empire begins. Now all that's left is for me to take my rightful place as emperor. All hail Paladin, lord of the world!
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*L* To quote Rattrap "We're all gonna die!" ;)
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whats really scary is that bush wants an empire. this goes beyond w though. the evil oil empire is behind his entire presidency. bush inc wants to control all of the worlds energy and therefore make the world answer to king george and his cronies even AFTEr bush leaves office
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Post by Cyberstrike nTo »

Originally posted by Ulticron
*L* To quote Rattrap "We're all gonna die!" ;)


indeed! :D ;) :p
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Post by Sheba »

Originally posted by Starscreamer
whats really scary is that bush wants an empire. this goes beyond w though. the evil oil empire is behind his entire presidency. bush inc wants to control all of the worlds energy and therefore make the world answer to king george and his cronies even AFTEr bush leaves office

Who's been telling you this garbage? And why do you believe them???????
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Post by RID Scourge »

Originally posted by Starscreamer
whats really scary is that bush wants an empire. this goes beyond w though. the evil oil empire is behind his entire presidency. bush inc wants to control all of the worlds energy and therefore make the world answer to king george and his cronies even AFTEr bush leaves office


Maybe, but someday, he'll belong to me, as will everyone. :glance:
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Originally posted by PaladinPrime
Maybe, but someday, he'll belong to me, as will everyone. :glance:


Don't count your dies before they're cast; I'm the Evil Overlord here... I shall rule... especially since I'm well versed in the clever usage of flags to conquer entire nations.
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Post by Denyer »

Originally posted by Sheba
why do you believe them???????
It being true, basically. Huge and undeniable oil self-interest... everything else is simply convenient expediency.
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Post by RID Scourge »

Originally posted by Snake
Don't count your dies before they're cast; I'm the Evil Overlord here... I shall rule... especially since I'm well versed in the clever usage of flags to conquer entire nations.


Eh, you can have the earth after I do a few things. First, I'm going to have Bill Gates executed, and confiscate his assets for my own. Then I plan on having all of the people of the world offer up willing virgins for me to deflower. Finally, I plan to build a huge castle for me to live in. After that, I'll hand it to you. Deal?
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Post by Garand »

Originally posted by PaladinPrime
First, I'm going to have Bill Gates executed
Spare Bill.. kill that B**** that runs HP.. she's 3x the evil of Bill Gates and Martha Stewert combined (in a large bowl with 2 eggs and a cup of non-fat milk. Stir evenly, and place in floured cooking sheet. Bake 2 hours at 350. Cooking times may vary)
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Is she any good looking? I may seduce her for her fortune after I'm done with all the other chaos.
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Post by The Green Knight »

Originally posted by PaladinPrime
Eh, you can have the earth after I do a few things. First, I'm going to have Bill Gates executed, and confiscate his assets for my own. Then I plan on having all of the people of the world offer up willing virgins for me to deflower. Finally, I plan to build a huge castle for me to live in. After that, I'll hand it to you. Deal?


Only if you take Steve Jobs out of the picture along with Bill... I'm so sick of the Mac vs PC wars... they're both junk, one just happens to be prettier and more expensive than the other...

Oh, and you must observe the Digital-Media Provisional Act, which states all magnetic-tape media must be converted to a digital format, like one of the various laserdisc formats for example, and summarily destroyed... I HATE tapes...
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Sounds good.
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I don't know. Sounds like a good idea to me.

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Funny, you have 666 posts at this precise second...
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Verdammit!

I missed that? son of a .....

:-) Excellent




Besides, it doesn't matter. Snake IS the evil mastermind around here...

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And I am the dark lord, who shall hand the world over to him. :glance:
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