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Grandizer
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sorry if this offends any of the little people out there

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These 2 dwarfs walk into a bar, where they pick up two women and take them to separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room, he hears his friend shouting cries of "Here I come again! One... two... three... UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first "How'd it go?" to which the first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shakes his head and says, "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"
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Post by Optimus' »

LOL!
I can only be nice to one person today.

TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.

Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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Post by jarradtron21 »

ahaha lol thats funny :D
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That was great!
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