Sober Post!
Sober Post!
Hey, so I thought that since there were so many drunk posts... actually there haven't been a lot of drunk posts lately. But since there haven't been a lot of non-drunk posts, I'd figure I'd start one.
Anyway, so yeah, I don't understand girls. Why do they only like you when you're with someone else? I've been trying to get with this girl for like the last 6 months, and she's only paying attention to me now that I'm supposed to hook up with someone else. All my friends don't understand why I haven't hooked up with her because they think we are meant for each other. But she's been giving me the cold shoulder until just recently. Now she's flirting with me, and all this other stuff, but I think its just because I'm with another girl now. I don't get it. I need help. I thought I understood girls back when I was 16 but, oh how wrong I was. Now I'm 20 and I'm even more lost than when I was a teenager. I need some help!
Anyway, so yeah, I don't understand girls. Why do they only like you when you're with someone else? I've been trying to get with this girl for like the last 6 months, and she's only paying attention to me now that I'm supposed to hook up with someone else. All my friends don't understand why I haven't hooked up with her because they think we are meant for each other. But she's been giving me the cold shoulder until just recently. Now she's flirting with me, and all this other stuff, but I think its just because I'm with another girl now. I don't get it. I need help. I thought I understood girls back when I was 16 but, oh how wrong I was. Now I'm 20 and I'm even more lost than when I was a teenager. I need some help!
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For a second there I thought this was going to be about the Tool song.
Girls are never easy, they will never be figured out and Murphy's Law will always apply to them in every instance, always.
My favorite girl thing is when you start seeing someone new and somehow they just know that you're newly involved and they have to start talking to you again...
They're FUBAR, always have been, always will be. Get used to it.
Girls are never easy, they will never be figured out and Murphy's Law will always apply to them in every instance, always.
My favorite girl thing is when you start seeing someone new and somehow they just know that you're newly involved and they have to start talking to you again...
They're FUBAR, always have been, always will be. Get used to it.
Faith is deciding to allow yourself to believe
something your intellect would otherwise cause
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murphy's love lawsOriginally posted by Scarrita
For a second there I thought this was going to be about the Tool song.
Girls are never easy, they will never be figured out and Murphy's Law will always apply to them in every instance, always.
My favorite girl thing is when you start seeing someone new and somehow they just know that you're newly involved and they have to start talking to you again...
They're FUBAR, always have been, always will be. Get used to it.
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To actually say which candidate has the better Iraq policy is like saying which Twinkie is more healthy. -Ultimate Weapon
I'd totally hit that Krystal chick...if she were real and sex with animals wasn't illegal. -Drspengler
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Originally posted by homerbot
murphy's love laws
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.... Gold.
If any things will happen on the first date, you won't have a condom. I've never had that problem, like a boy scout I'm always prepared.
Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t. Perfect.
If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer. What? No?
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her sh!t. (a little paraphrased from the site)
You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall Wisdom!
Formula to beating Murphy's Law
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my brain is to fried right now for something so complex-lookingOriginally posted by Scarrita
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.... Gold.
If any things will happen on the first date, you won't have a condom. I've never had that problem, like a boy scout I'm always prepared.
Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t. Perfect.
If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer. What? No?
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her sh!t. (a little paraphrased from the site)
You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall Wisdom!
Formula to beating Murphy's Law
i much prefer the war laws at the murphy's laws site, and the origin of the law, and the little thing on how murphy died (struck down by a british tourist on the wrong side of the road whilst facing traffic)
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To actually say which candidate has the better Iraq policy is like saying which Twinkie is more healthy. -Ultimate Weapon
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I have now had two beers, and so am not sober, but not really drunk either... What am I? On second thoughts, don't answer that...
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sunk? drunker? soke?Originally posted by inflatable dalek
I have now had two beers, and so am not sober, but not really drunk either... What am I? On second thoughts, don't answer that...
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To actually say which candidate has the better Iraq policy is like saying which Twinkie is more healthy. -Ultimate Weapon
I'd totally hit that Krystal chick...if she were real and sex with animals wasn't illegal. -Drspengler
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None of those sound quite right, the only solution is to get completely drunk so as to avoid any confusion.
"You're my bestest friend in the whole world you is, yes you is..."
"You're my bestest friend in the whole world you is, yes you is..."
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who said that?Originally posted by inflatable dalek
None of those sound quite right, the only solution is to get completely drunk so as to avoid any confusion.
"You're my bestest friend in the whole world you is, yes you is..."
i guess that would work
how about "not not drunk"
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I'd totally hit that Krystal chick...if she were real and sex with animals wasn't illegal. -Drspengler
To actually say which candidate has the better Iraq policy is like saying which Twinkie is more healthy. -Ultimate Weapon
I'd totally hit that Krystal chick...if she were real and sex with animals wasn't illegal. -Drspengler
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I am now drunk enough to find "Not not drunk" perfectly acceptable
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well than i guess it worksOriginally posted by inflatable dalek
I am now drunk enough to find "Not not drunk" perfectly acceptable
never mind screw it, i should have had this idea during the week when my brain is not hibernating
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To actually say which candidate has the better Iraq policy is like saying which Twinkie is more healthy. -Ultimate Weapon
I'd totally hit that Krystal chick...if she were real and sex with animals wasn't illegal. -Drspengler
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Originally posted by homerbot
well than i guess it works
hey, i know we aren't supposed to post for the singular purpose of announcing rank changes, but could i add a number to the bottom including the number of posts left till the next rank?
10
I'm pretty sure 541 isnt a postcount milestone.... You sure you counted right?
He's alive. Go figure.
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oh damn, my brain is fried *Hits head with hammer*Originally posted by ThePeacemkr2
I'm pretty sure 541 isnt a postcount milestone.... You sure you counted right?
course you didn't HAVE to burst my bubble
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To actually say which candidate has the better Iraq policy is like saying which Twinkie is more healthy. -Ultimate Weapon
I'd totally hit that Krystal chick...if she were real and sex with animals wasn't illegal. -Drspengler
To actually say which candidate has the better Iraq policy is like saying which Twinkie is more healthy. -Ultimate Weapon
I'd totally hit that Krystal chick...if she were real and sex with animals wasn't illegal. -Drspengler