If you worked for Cobra...

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 11:40 pm

What corps would belong to? Would you be one of the bog-standard Cobra Soldiers? Or would you be one of their elite; an Eel, a Moray, a Hydro-Viper, a Viper, an Alley-Viper, Range-Viper, Neo-Viper, Astro-Viper... aww, heck you get the idea. Now see if Snake will give you a job....

Personally, I think I'd probably be an Astro-Viper. The uniforms look cool and you don't have to sully your hands dealing with that 'G.I.Joe' rabble all the time.

Leader-1 · Post by **Leader-1** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 3:24 am

What I am Qualified for is viper, What i want to be is Crimson Guard.

Silly Cow · Post by **Silly Cow** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 5:52 am

I believe I would be a Tele-Viper. Those guys have pretty cool uniform and they are usually out of harm's way. I mean, they aren't even armed with a weapon.

Alpha Trion · Post by **Alpha Trion** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:08 am

Toxozombie.

Blitzwing · Post by **Blitzwing** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 11:52 am

Astro Viper is ****ing cool, because space is ****ing awesome!

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 5:45 pm

Originally posted by Blitzwing
Astro Viper is ****ing cool, because space is ****ing awesome!

Good. Come join me fellow Cobranaut, as we get as far as f***ing possible from that 'Cobra-La' s***.

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:01 pm

I'd be one of the characters that was cool enough to actually have a code name and not be part of any specific branch of viper.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 11:14 pm

Originally posted by PaladinPrime
I'd be one of the characters that was cool enough to actually have a code name and not be part of any specific branch of viper.

F***ing egomaniac.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 12:49 am

I'd be the Baroness. I mean Destro. I SAID DESTRO! Who were the ones in red? They were pretty nifty.

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 1:37 am

Originally posted by Wolfang
F***ing egomaniac.

C'mon. WHo wouldn't want to be one of the big ones?

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 9:39 pm

I believe the guys you are referring to, Cliffy, are the Crimson Guards. Failing that, its the Incinerators.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:34 pm

Erm, a few of them get bitchified by Zarana in the movie? They were damn cool... I had one with the weird A10 rip-off thing, which was also cool!

Ravage · Post by **Ravage** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:25 am

The Rattler is the A-10 meets a WWII bomber, but my fave charecter was Metalhead

I think when I am hyper I match him too well.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:46 am

Originally posted by Cliffjumper
Erm, a few of them get bitchified by Zarana in the movie? They were damn cool... I had one with the weird A10 rip-off thing, which was also cool!

damn, now you've confused me... the only red Cobra troops in the movie, IIRC, are the Crimson Guards and the Strato-Vipers. So, which ones are you referring to? I don't recall the bit you're referring to.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 1:51 am

Right near the start... one gets gassed or somesuch and hus maks falls off... another gets thumped into the wall where he leaves a dent...

Ozz · Post by **Ozz** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 9:12 am

I think Cliffjumper meant Pythona, not Zarana.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:37 pm

Oh yeh. Ooooops.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 8:54 pm

In that case, you DEFINITELY mean a Crimson Guard. Do you just have a thing about red?

Ozz · Post by **Ozz** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 10:09 pm

He's the red mini-bot after all.

Wolfang · Post by **Wolfang** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:09 pm

Originally posted by Ozz
He's the red mini-bot after all.

Windcharger's a red minibot.
Oh, and to save opening another topic, has anyone seen the new SpyTroops stuff? If not, I'll post some links in this thread rather than start a new one.