Yep, Paris Hilton is a bitch.

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Yep, Paris Hilton is a bitch.

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It's OK, I'd still let her sit on my face if she asked to.
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Like a mouthful of herpes, eh?
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Post by Jetfire »

DIE AUROS!

You, me outside. And this is a idle internety threat.......OH DAMN!


Seriously I don't get how you blame the lovely Paris for this.

Gisele doesn't pay a reward when it's returned.

Paris discovers her family had her's all along.

It's clear Gisele Bundchen is a super bitch. Paris isn't responsible if that slut doesn't pay her rewards.

Gisele = Evil bitch.

Paris = Dumb cutie.

Logical, yes?
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My previous statement applies to the assumtion that she is clean. If not so, it just depends on how horny and drunk I'd be in that situation. And whether or not I would have medical insurance. :glance:
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Danny boy, if only you could work on that literacy thing. The whole scheme was Paris' idea. I read another article about it earlier that more clearly illustrated Paris coming up with the scheme to post fake reward posters to catch the "dognappers."
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Post by Jetfire »

Post it then.

It's just aledged that it was her idea in that article.

Not a swot of evidence.

All we know is 'apparently' Paris 'might' have suggested to Gisele Bundchen that she could give a 'no questions asked' reward as Paris had done herself when her dog went missing.

Paris never previously engaged in an activity like this and earns too much to really need to think about keeping $5,000.

Don't diss my parois, she is innoc.....well she is as far from innocent as possible but that's what we secretly love about her :angel: :D
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When I'm not about to go to bed and can be arsed to post it, I might, but then I might not because you're boring me.
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Originally posted by Sir Auros
Yep, Paris Hilton is a bitch.


And this is news, how...? :eyebrow:
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No comment. I still love that South Park episode about our friend Paris, though. I guess that's a comment... :glance:
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Post by Computron »

umm how is that Paris Hiltons fault

and I quote:
There she saw the anonymous reward posters, which Bundchen, reportedly on the advice of Paris Hilton, had plastered all over the neighborhood.
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Post by Jetfire »

Originally posted by Computron
umm how is that Paris Hiltons fault

and I quote:


Ah, it's just that Paris is on Auros' list of "people I hate and therefore they are wrong".
Done for no other reason than Auros woke up one day and decided to hate on her and tell us all about it, over and over and over.....
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Re: Re: Yep, Paris Hilton is a bitch.

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Originally posted by Redstreak
And this is news, how...? :eyebrow:


It isn't news...in fact it only gets on this board for two reasons:

1. So that Auros can show his pure hatred of Paris Hilton.
2. So that Auros can torment Jetfire...always fun for all parties involved.
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Originally posted by Jetfire 2.1
parois
Patois?
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Post by Sir Auros »

This article is a bit clearer, but I can't find the one that clearly said that it was Paris' plan to put up the posters with the intent of finding whoever they assumed had kidnapped the dog.

Agree or not, I don't really care. I at least know I'm right and that Jetfire is still a communist Transfan.
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Win, lose or draw, Paris Hilton is still busted at the end of the day.
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The Way I See It

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Neither of the two articles shows a shred of evidence. Period. It was the other dumb blond. I really don't think the police are just going to arrest the couple, when they nothing to go on. A blond bimbo's word means ****. Especially in something like this.
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Originally posted by The Wild One
A blond bimbo's word means ****. Especially in something like this.


No it doesn't.

A rich, blonde bimbo, on the other hand...
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Regardless, it seems like the lawyer is just trying to use some big names, placing Paris name in the suit. Very commonly used to make a case high profile. Not that is happening here:rolleyes:
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Post by SoundCrush »

Originally posted by BigMaki
No comment. I still love that South Park episode about our friend Paris, though. I guess that's a comment... :glance:


Yeah, that was great. Because of that, I beleive Mr. Slave has a magical portal/wormhole-thing in his arse.
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