I'm Writing A Bestseller!!
I'm Writing A Bestseller!!
... Really! It's gonna be huge...
It shall be called "1001 Reasons Not To Buy This Book" , A four-chapter opus created only for my amusement. It shall be done whenever I get around to it, and shall feature a full color, glossy centrefold of a bowl of chicken soup. With broccoli.
I have the chapter titles all in place...
Chapter 1: Living with French Poodles
Chapter 1 1/3: Random Monkeys
Chapter three: Getting Bored Yet?
and, of course, Chapter Fore: Mispelling Made Easy: Use a Fork
... Now, all I need is content. I think I shall start with... "It was a dark and stormy night... and then I fell asleep and forgot about it."
Now... My question is... would you buy it? I must know before I begin, after all... Suggestions are welcome, also...
It shall be called "1001 Reasons Not To Buy This Book" , A four-chapter opus created only for my amusement. It shall be done whenever I get around to it, and shall feature a full color, glossy centrefold of a bowl of chicken soup. With broccoli.
I have the chapter titles all in place...
Chapter 1: Living with French Poodles
Chapter 1 1/3: Random Monkeys
Chapter three: Getting Bored Yet?
and, of course, Chapter Fore: Mispelling Made Easy: Use a Fork
... Now, all I need is content. I think I shall start with... "It was a dark and stormy night... and then I fell asleep and forgot about it."
Now... My question is... would you buy it? I must know before I begin, after all... Suggestions are welcome, also...
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suggestions?
Get some sleep!
And yes, I'd buy it. I need a new paperweight
And yes, I'd buy it. I need a new paperweight
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Rocky mountain rain, keeps on faaaallllinnnnggg...
Galvatron84, you steal my half-baked idea and you shall feel the wrath of a thousand miniature marching platypuses made out of clay, pipe cleaners, and rubber cement. Now then...
*furiously skibbles notes*
Sleep? Suggestion noted... and ignored. Also, tamarins and dogs do, indeed, mix... if the tamarin is insane, and hungry enough... and wearing a little sweater. The dogs don't stand a chance.
Sparky, you want me to devote an entire chapter to your rats?!?... yeah, well... only if you take Jagger. He's trying to teach me dance moves. Help!
Kickers, these are no ordinary rats. They eat... um, lint. Yeah. And aging rock stars.
Red... juggling chainsaws, gotcha... But, how am I gonna fit the person in there? Ah well, it'll drive the price up... And, for that suggestion, you now have to buy it.
Sixy... poodles of other nationalities? But... I thought all poodles were French. At least, that's what it seems when I turn on the TV... I'll add something about Dobermans, though... and Alsatians, just so the poodles don't look so... singled out.
Sheba... I gave it to you, it just made sense... big transforming cougar, tackle-hug! Soooo fitting... okay, Sheebs gets her own chapter... "Tacklehugging giant transforming cougars, and their relationship to the Spork: An essay in D minor".
But, Unicron... I've never had my sanity stolen by Penguins. It's been hijacked by desert dwellers and put up for sale on the black market, but no penguins...
*skibble skibble*
Okay... that about does it. I've decided that all the stuff you guys mentioned will be stuffed into the little empty page that is always at the back of any bestseller, while I ramble on for 39 chapters about little circus ponies and making things out of mud. Also, the last 638 chapters will be nothing but a solid block of wood, seeing as how we've a couple of violent potential buyers... and I'd like to make sure people get their money's worth.
Why did I decide to push all your stuff into one tiny page? Well, I hate to tell you guys this, but... you people are wierd. Like, really, really wierd. Like, "Wow" weird.
*furiously skibbles notes*
Sleep? Suggestion noted... and ignored. Also, tamarins and dogs do, indeed, mix... if the tamarin is insane, and hungry enough... and wearing a little sweater. The dogs don't stand a chance.
Sparky, you want me to devote an entire chapter to your rats?!?... yeah, well... only if you take Jagger. He's trying to teach me dance moves. Help!
Kickers, these are no ordinary rats. They eat... um, lint. Yeah. And aging rock stars.
Red... juggling chainsaws, gotcha... But, how am I gonna fit the person in there? Ah well, it'll drive the price up... And, for that suggestion, you now have to buy it.
Sixy... poodles of other nationalities? But... I thought all poodles were French. At least, that's what it seems when I turn on the TV... I'll add something about Dobermans, though... and Alsatians, just so the poodles don't look so... singled out.
Sheba... I gave it to you, it just made sense... big transforming cougar, tackle-hug! Soooo fitting... okay, Sheebs gets her own chapter... "Tacklehugging giant transforming cougars, and their relationship to the Spork: An essay in D minor".
But, Unicron... I've never had my sanity stolen by Penguins. It's been hijacked by desert dwellers and put up for sale on the black market, but no penguins...
*skibble skibble*
Okay... that about does it. I've decided that all the stuff you guys mentioned will be stuffed into the little empty page that is always at the back of any bestseller, while I ramble on for 39 chapters about little circus ponies and making things out of mud. Also, the last 638 chapters will be nothing but a solid block of wood, seeing as how we've a couple of violent potential buyers... and I'd like to make sure people get their money's worth.
Why did I decide to push all your stuff into one tiny page? Well, I hate to tell you guys this, but... you people are wierd. Like, really, really wierd. Like, "Wow" weird.
This is my signature. My wasted space. My little corner. You can't have it. It's mine. I can write whatever I want. And I have!
Okay then, can i write the foreword?Galvatron84, you steal my half-baked idea and you shall feel the wrath of a thousand miniature marching platypuses made out of clay, pipe cleaners, and rubber cement. Now then...
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence."
Dinobot - Code Of Hero
Dinobot - Code Of Hero
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LOL!
Chapter NCC-1701-D:
Ensign Robin Lefler's Laws
Law 17: If all else fails, do it yourself
Law 36: You gotta go with what works
Law 46: Life isn't always fair
Law 91: Always watch your back
Law 103: A couple of Light Years can't keep two friends apart
Chapter NCC-1701-D:
Ensign Robin Lefler's Laws
Law 17: If all else fails, do it yourself
Law 36: You gotta go with what works
Law 46: Life isn't always fair
Law 91: Always watch your back
Law 103: A couple of Light Years can't keep two friends apart
"This appears to be a copy of Final Fantasy, which is a step up from a copy of Pearl Jam"-Ed the Sock, on Fromage 2002, about one of Creed's videos--"Bullets".