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The cunning and ruthless TRUE COMMANDER of the Decepticons!

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Sure... If you think bean-counters make good leaders, I personally don't.
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Yeah, right! :p
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Heh!

...Heheheh!

...erm, nice collage though. Hope it's not meant to be a signature pic. ;)
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He's not just a bean-counter....he is and ENERGY EFFICIENT bean-counter:D
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No sense of humor

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Bah...too many "no way"s, not enough laughter. I intended this post (and the collage) to make people laugh. Come on. Look at some of the images I chose: Ratbat catching fish, Ratbat getting beaten down by a car-wash roller, Ratbat with wrenches and whatnot bouncing off of him. Ah well. I guess I should have said something about it being satire.

And no, it's not a sig pic, although I could do a smaller version (just three or four of those images instead of all of them) as a sig pic. Hmmm.....

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Use smilies. Sarcasm is very hard to detect through little letters on the screen. ;)
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ah, now i see the car wash roller... since marvel's artists all sucked, the "ratbat getting violated by automated car wash" looks exactly like bombshell's cyber-mind-thingummy... or really any generic cybertronian technology

So while Ratbat was commander of the 'cons, where was Soundwave? Or Blaster? if it'd been me, id've stuffed the little punk in my tape deck and not let him out till he promises to behave
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Yeah... I hate that stupit brat, uh... rat-bat as well... Criticizing Shockwave for inneffectivity and then coming up with a terribly stupid, highly ineffective plan like that "Car Wash of Doom"... The collage's definitely worth a huge LOL. :D

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How did Shockwave ever let this thing oust him? He called Scorponok a disgrace, but at least Scorpie had the brains to knock off this glorified gas jocky when he got in the way! I'm surprised that Blitzwing or Dirge or Onslaught or someone else with ambition didn't take a run at him. Seriously, he's a cassette! Just step on him and be done with it!
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Dirge as leader, now THERE's a wonderful thought...it too bad his leadership would have led ALL the Cons to just blowing themselves up when times got tough...
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Ratbat actually does well as Decepticon leader [hey, he nearly creamed the combined might of 2 Autobot armies with a bunch of 85/86 second-stringers!], and it was nice to see someone lead the Cons for reasons other than an oversized penis compensation device.
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When did Ratbat do that, Quicksilver? I don't remember that incident.

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Originally posted by Quicksilver
and it was nice to see someone lead the Cons for reasons other than an oversized penis compensation device.


Oh for ****'s sake...

It's NOT a penis compensation dammit. Transformers don't even have penises - maybe. Don't want to even go there.

No, it's the Decepticon's answer to Scattershot's third mode. Really it is.

Or would Scattershot's third mode be the Autobots' answer to Megs's 'gun'? Bloody temporal continuity bullhorns.

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Originally posted by Sixswitch
Oh for ****'s sake...

It's NOT a penis compensation dammit. Transformers don't even have penises - maybe.


Well that just explains why they have to compensate for the lack of one...

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Originally posted by Quicksilver
Ratbat actually does well as Decepticon leader [hey, he nearly creamed the combined might of 2 Autobot armies with a bunch of 85/86 second-stringers!]

Yeah, he did smash them, but Fort Max was severely damaged, Grimlock and Blaster were dueling, Prime was dead, and Prowl didn't seem to want to take charge. So, He didn't really pound two armies, he pounded to disorganized rabbles. Still, a laudable feat for a fuel auditor.
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Dirge as leader, now THERE's a wonderful thought...it too bad his leadership would have led ALL the Cons to just blowing themselves up when times got tough...
Nonsense, Sghost! Dead End would have espoused that philosophy...
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Next project

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I'm planning to make another of these collages. My question to all of you: should I first work on a second humerous one (of Grimlock) or a more serious Shockwave collage?

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Grimlock next. Gotta laugh at those crowns.
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